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lizajae.bsky.social
@lizajae.bsky.social
Risky & Chaotic
She/her
Former Minneapolitan knocking around Toronto
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Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
February 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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In the future, the two genders are literacy and debt
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Roses are red
Mushrooms grow in a cave
When it DOES happen
I'll piss on his grave
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Roses are red
"Wordness" is debatable
So let's reconsider
How we use "untranslatable"
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
On the 506 in Toronto and the driver just came on the PA because someone keeps leaning on the emergency intercom button and to please be aware and not touch any buttons unless you actually mean it because "It is a bit annoying" and you could really hear the "you fucking shithead" at the end.
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day, skeeters
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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I am by no means a class first — let alone class only — leftist, but the older I get the more I think that the way you disrupt a lot of sexual violence and exploitation, including Epstein type shit, is by raising the floor with a massive social safety net and lowering the ceiling with taxes.
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Who is responsible for this loon Olympic art I've been admiring on StarTribune.com for days now? It's great.
February 14, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Personally I am confused about why it would be the pilot's job to move Norm's blanket between planes.
I am confused…does Noem have a security blanket she travels with??
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I feel bad for parents of teens these days. Can't even tell your kids they can't snort coke off of toilet seats or they'll never be a member of cabinet.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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The bathrobe ICE news photo from Saint Paul reminds me of the Visby Window at the American Swedish Institute in Minneapolis, depicting the Battle of Visby, Sweden in the year 1361
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I am not single for valentine's, but I think in this case I can get a hall pass.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Many things are bad but tacos are good & thankfully Taqueria Vegana is opening a second location at 975 Bloor West!

(High key, best tacos I've ever had)
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Alexis Goldstein needs more fans; the woman rules.
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Hey now, I'm a cat star, got my tail up, so proud!
Hey now, I'm a cat star, put my paws up, and meow!!!

I am licking your bowlllllll!
Take a good look, at my butthoooole
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Vaccines Are Helping Older People More Than We Knew

YEAH, BABY!!!

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/h...
Vaccines Are Helping Older People More Than We Knew
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Presidential approval is now determined by a d20 roll. Yes, it's still out of 100.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is my second favorite picture of this dinosaur.
I thought this Tyrannosaurus would be the best Saint Paul curler I’d see today, but I was wrong.
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Got a text about @governorwalz.mn.gov's legal fund, which I think is pretty rich considering his constituents are in hiding so as not to be kidnapped and wrongfully deported. I don't actually think responding asking for an eviction moratorium will help, but it certainly can't hurt.
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Bad Bunny should do the next Bond theme.
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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the appropriate response to "if we win we will kill your children because we know when you win you will not kill our children" is to make that political party illegal
The Trump administration plans to rescind $600 million in public health funds from four states led by Democrats because it finds the grants “inconsistent with agency priorities,” according to documents reviewed by the NYT

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...
Trump Administration to Cut $600 Million in Health Funding From Four States
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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I think this is how cave artists felt
Shit I didn't include the link. Maybe you shouldn't trust me. Draw your horse here:

gradient.horse
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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That draw a horse post reminded me that I haven't drawn a fish lately. (I think those are easier than horses at least for me though anything goes really.)

drawafish.com
Draw a Fish
Draw a fish and watch it swim in the global tank with everyone else's fish. Create, share, and vote on fish drawings in this simple online drawing game.
drawafish.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM