Tim Serpas
timserpas.bsky.social
Tim Serpas
@timserpas.bsky.social
Scruffy-looking nerd herder
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I can respect leaking military secrets to win a forum argument but to do it for profit is just unseemly.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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OH MY GOD THEY HAVE TO HIT THIS FOR NEXT PERSON TO GO IN THE LUGE RELAY!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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sorry let me try this again *ahem*

playing doom *on* my cash register
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Clay the frog
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Gonna give this a go...
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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thursday
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Then shall he fucking answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
-- Matthew 25:45
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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What Is The "Maria Sharapova Cake Fork Expenses Scandal" And Why Isn't It Bigger News?
18th May 2016
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February 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

1/
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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United Federation of Planets recruiter: "So, why do you want to join Starfleet?"

My brain: "Don't say 'space pussy'; Don't say 'space pussy'; Don't say 'space pussy'..."

My mouth: "Space cock, sir!"
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using PandaEar Children’s Portable Hook-On Chairs Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fall Hazard; Violates Mandatory Standard for Portable Hook-On Chairs www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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The quest to get 120 stars in "Super Mario 64" is in progress, but only going so well.
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Contrast of Forms, by Fernand Léger, 1913, (rotated) 📸 by Mike Segar
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Gislason: there's something strange in your neighborhood
Gislason: who you gonna call?
Gislason: bloop bloop COSMIC DYKE PATROL
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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and it feels so complex and like how do you even begin to answer this maniac, but it's also actually not complex at ALL because all it means is that you give a shit about other people?????????
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.

That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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But he saith unto them, It is I; be not fucking afraid.
-- John 6:20
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Horsegirl river strikes again.....
[0006658] Dwarf passes over stream. Perpetually wants to handle a large animal
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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if you prefer rivulets reply RIVULETS to this post.
if you prefer streamlets reply STREAMLETS to this post.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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chatgpt desperately trying to convince me to k*ll myself while i insist it show me higher and higher resolution photos of a "human cloaca"
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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We do Bones 💀
Gideon the Ninth mockup dust cover, front.
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM