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my mom calls our local megachurch Six Flags Over Jesus because it is basically a theme park, and heinous to her eyes
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
my mom calls our local megachurch Six Flags Over Jesus because it is basically a theme park, and heinous to her eyes
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NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name
NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY street
After much effort, the legendary comic creator gets a true NYC honor!
www.comicsbeat.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name
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I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
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trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
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pay me six figures to explain to your boss why users don't want a spotify-style review of their recession job hunting
linkedin should hire me so they don't make the mistake of sending these fucking emails again
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
pay me six figures to explain to your boss why users don't want a spotify-style review of their recession job hunting
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
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“Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day; teach a fish to report the news, it’ll do it better than 75% of the editorial boards in America”
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day; teach a fish to report the news, it’ll do it better than 75% of the editorial boards in America”
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We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
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December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Next time I'm in England and someone teases me, instead of asking, "Are you taking the piss?" I'll scream, "Where are you taking the piss?! Where are you taking it!!?"
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Next time I'm in England and someone teases me, instead of asking, "Are you taking the piss?" I'll scream, "Where are you taking the piss?! Where are you taking it!!?"
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I mean, I did too but I'm not sending a bunch of people unsolicited emails about it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I mean, I did too but I'm not sending a bunch of people unsolicited emails about it.
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Weird how when a Blowback heiress left-com quote tweets your account you end up deluged with post-menopausal females and junkies in the notifications.
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Weird how when a Blowback heiress left-com quote tweets your account you end up deluged with post-menopausal females and junkies in the notifications.
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On this day in 1989, The Simpsons officially premiered as its own series so here’s a short thread of language facts relating to the show, starting with this…
In the Spanish version of The Simpsons, Bart’s “eat my shorts” catchphrase is changed to multiplícate por cero (“multiply yourself by zero”).
In the Spanish version of The Simpsons, Bart’s “eat my shorts” catchphrase is changed to multiplícate por cero (“multiply yourself by zero”).
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
On this day in 1989, The Simpsons officially premiered as its own series so here’s a short thread of language facts relating to the show, starting with this…
In the Spanish version of The Simpsons, Bart’s “eat my shorts” catchphrase is changed to multiplícate por cero (“multiply yourself by zero”).
In the Spanish version of The Simpsons, Bart’s “eat my shorts” catchphrase is changed to multiplícate por cero (“multiply yourself by zero”).
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In the episode where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In the episode where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)
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I am very normal & can be trusted with custody of the animatronic Spock head
An animatronic Spock head used for Trek III, where his face shifts/stretches as he ages
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I am very normal & can be trusted with custody of the animatronic Spock head
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All four ghosts are Bob Cratchit in a series of more and more outlandish costumes, trying to prevent Scrooge from discovering his financial crimes
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
All four ghosts are Bob Cratchit in a series of more and more outlandish costumes, trying to prevent Scrooge from discovering his financial crimes
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Hey international law Bluesky folks. What's your favorite article written by an international law practitioner about how they went about doing something in practice? Could be anything. "Here's how i seized an airplane" or "I fought for human rights and won" or "check out how I did an imperialism."
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey international law Bluesky folks. What's your favorite article written by an international law practitioner about how they went about doing something in practice? Could be anything. "Here's how i seized an airplane" or "I fought for human rights and won" or "check out how I did an imperialism."
RETVRN
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
RETVRN
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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best argument for @wfmu.bsky.social I’ve ever heard
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
best argument for @wfmu.bsky.social I’ve ever heard
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Hey kids! Weren't you warned not to run with scissors?!?
First you run with scissors, and next thing you know, you're cavorting with sentient art supplies around a giant mushroom, under the gaze of the Great Green Frog of Fun, as an insectoid jazz band makes you dance to an ever more frenzied tune!
First you run with scissors, and next thing you know, you're cavorting with sentient art supplies around a giant mushroom, under the gaze of the Great Green Frog of Fun, as an insectoid jazz band makes you dance to an ever more frenzied tune!
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey kids! Weren't you warned not to run with scissors?!?
First you run with scissors, and next thing you know, you're cavorting with sentient art supplies around a giant mushroom, under the gaze of the Great Green Frog of Fun, as an insectoid jazz band makes you dance to an ever more frenzied tune!
First you run with scissors, and next thing you know, you're cavorting with sentient art supplies around a giant mushroom, under the gaze of the Great Green Frog of Fun, as an insectoid jazz band makes you dance to an ever more frenzied tune!
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I'm begging for hoteps to add an ounce of yassification to their politics.
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm begging for hoteps to add an ounce of yassification to their politics.
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The Oxenham Arms pub in South Zeal, Devon, boasts the unusual distinction of having been constructed by 12th Century monks around a prehistoric standing stone.
If you’re lucky and visit at the right time of day, as I did today, you might also see it being recharged with sacred energy by the sun.
If you’re lucky and visit at the right time of day, as I did today, you might also see it being recharged with sacred energy by the sun.
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The Oxenham Arms pub in South Zeal, Devon, boasts the unusual distinction of having been constructed by 12th Century monks around a prehistoric standing stone.
If you’re lucky and visit at the right time of day, as I did today, you might also see it being recharged with sacred energy by the sun.
If you’re lucky and visit at the right time of day, as I did today, you might also see it being recharged with sacred energy by the sun.
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When I volunteered at the Austin Nature & Science Center 300 years ago, this was phrased to me as "their heads are full of optic nerves & murder. There's no room for anything else."
Me to same owl handler: "Owls are super wise, right? They read loads of highbrow Russian literature and stuff, don't they?"
Owl handler: "No, they actually have very tiny brains, due to the hugeness of their eyes. In reality they are one of the thickest animals you could ever meet."
Owl handler: "No, they actually have very tiny brains, due to the hugeness of their eyes. In reality they are one of the thickest animals you could ever meet."
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When I volunteered at the Austin Nature & Science Center 300 years ago, this was phrased to me as "their heads are full of optic nerves & murder. There's no room for anything else."