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campyalien.bsky.social
Lesbian Sheldon Cooper
@campyalien.bsky.social
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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 32 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · Feb 7
2025 Book Thread
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justveeing.bsky.social
"Celestial Bodies and Universal Constants", my contribution to this year's KiSCon Zine. This was featured on the cover, and it was such an honor to be a part of it! ✨ #Spirk #StarTrekFanart #KiSCon
Digital drawing: The background is space, with stars and two planets, one yellow and one blue. There are three pairs of Spocks and Jim Kirks depicted. On the bottom, Spock and Jim from the original series are looking at each other softly. Spock has his hand on Jim's face, performing a meld. Jim has his eyes open, and he is softly looking at Spock. In the middle, Jim and Spock from the 2009 movies (AOS) are looking to the left, looking happy and determined, their faces illuminated by a soft glow surrounding them. Finally, on the top right, Jim and Spock from Strange New Worlds looking to the right, not as intimate as the other two, but looking amused.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
campyalien.bsky.social
My AOS books have shipped... depression cancelled
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
campyalien.bsky.social
I think I should be allowed to just stay in bed all day & not go to work
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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spocklovemail.bsky.social
I wrote a couple Spones poems for the We Go Together NSFW Mirrorverse zine! Please enjoy them. They can be read on AO3 here: archiveofourown.org/works/738314...
A poem titled "The Hunt" by Spock Lovemail, written from Mirror Spock's POV for the We Go Together Spones zine: Five splayed fingertips reach for the only parts of your face that you will allow my hands to touch. When they connect a cold ocean wave devours my chest shrouding it in an icy cloak of your madness. The shock of your mind is a lightning strike over troubled seas resistance and fear and total surrender. The steady pulse of my pelvis forms the drumbeat that melts the glacier over the valves of your heart. A sharp gasp, then: stuttering hips rolling eyes trembling lips and an arching back form the cascade of your climax— which roars through me like infernos like hurricanes like thunderstorms like phaser fire until your body stills as though in death. And it’s just as well, to find you pliant and wanting thrusting into the trap that bites your wrist. It’s just as well to know that I can kill you when the spring snaps shut. "The Butterfly" by Spock Lovemail, a poem from Mirror McCoy's POV for We Go Together Spones zine: You are careless in the pursuit of your pleasure power incarnate the predator And I slip from the trap that you laid me a cunning fox your clever prey I gasp— and the rising tide of orgasm licks the marrow of my bones cutting my flesh and flaying it open and bleeding until the drops of my lifeblood fall from your jeweled knife held too close to the meat of my thigh. You, so very blind, lick the remnants from your blade a genius playing guard dog to a Captain who does not want you; to a Captain who does not fear you; and when you come tumbling down, when the Captain’s inattention stings, when the curse of your subordination drowns you, when it cuts you like a knife, I will be here, the butterflied flesh spread open and waiting to devour you whole.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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illegalpaladin.bsky.social
My first fic is posted from the Spones Mirrorverse zine!!! Come get your monsterfucking:

archiveofourown.org/works/73810206
A Great and Sudden Change - Illegalpaladin (kellysaur) - Star Trek [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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beccanical.bsky.social
"this would fix me" and it's literally just 1920's gangster butch dyke calling me "dollface"
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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ksadvent.bsky.social
2025 K/S Advent--call for submissions! We are still accepting submissions. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask! You can see the prompts here: archiveofourown.org/collections/... #kirkandspock, #ks #spacehusbands, #ksadvent, #jamestkirk, #spock
a man is giving another man a high five in front of a cnc sign
ALT: a man is giving another man a high five in front of a cnc sign
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November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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chickiefoo.bsky.social
Post by Tumblr blog “yardsards”: “*thinks about The Character too hard and starts taking poison damage*”
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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internetperson69.bsky.social
Tom Paris with a wide grin on his face, edited to add a speech bubble that fills the bottom of the image, as though Tom is speaking (the text in the quoted post). The image is from Star Trek Voyager, Season 3, Episode 3, "The Chute."
January 31, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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aaf76.bsky.social
Continuing our exploration of water in figurative art, I introduce this exceptional painting by the great artist David Jester, where the incredible compositional realism leaves you astonished by the sublime perfection of the details... it almost seems like you can magically swim in the pool!
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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probabbea.bsky.social
Something so compelling about alien women....
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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ponfarrfridays.bsky.social
need more content about mirror spock on a leash like a dog right NOW
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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cigaradd.bsky.social
On her way to beat the Borg Queen with the power of caffeine, I call it Janeway's Bizarre Adventure #startrek #startrekvoyager #kathrynjaneway #jjba
A funny stylized drawing of kathryn janeway on her way to beat the Borg Queen's ass while holding her trusty coffee mug in the style of that Jotaro and Dio walking meme from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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spirkme915.bsky.social
happy touch his tit tuesday to all who celebrate
A comic panel of Jim thrown to the ground, Spock cradling Jim’s right pec, fingertips digging in possessively, phaser raised in defense, and Hal Jordan, an interdimensional Green Lantern traveler, raising a shield to protect Spock’s right to feel up his captain
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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cynthiapelayo.bsky.social
Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates - scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person the world."
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
campyalien.bsky.social
I like ellipsus for lots of reasons but one of them is that i set the theme to pastel gay rainbows & the spellcheck is that color too & I can never spell perineum right so it's fun to click on "perenium" or "perenum" or "pereneum" & see a rainbow pop-up saying "perineum" in it. Good vibes
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
campyalien.bsky.social
Now the only thing left from the twitter days is "lesbian sheldon cooper" which is too good a name to ever give up
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
campyalien.bsky.social
Thinking mad thoughts about changing my pic here cause I've had the same one forever cause it was a hold over from the twitter days but I kind of want an AOS one sorry not sorry but I dk what one I want...
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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thespaceshipper.com
Star Trek Beyond (2016): Space station Yorktown & USS Enterprise, art by Sean Hargreaves
The artwork depicts the USS Enterprise (from the J.J. Abrams-produced Kelvin Timeline) as it approaches the massive and awe-inspiring Starbase Yorktown. This image showcases the breathtaking scale and stunning, futuristic architecture of the Yorktown. Unlike traditional space stations, the Yorktown was designed as a colossal, self-contained city in deep space with a complex, gravity-defying interior.
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
campyalien.bsky.social
OH NO WOULD YOU LOOK!! I'm so hard for robot Spock!!! Holy fucking hell!! And look how scary Jim looks!!! DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS
Cover of an AOS idw comic but the Boldly Go series. The cover features Kirk and Spock and Uhura all as shiny chrome robots
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
campyalien.bsky.social
I guess the comics did lady Spock AGAIN during a different run & this time they gave her tig ole biddies so me & the homies are getting the pontoon out for some motorboating but also look at robot Spock!!! & human Spock's hair!!! & Ent Spock is also pretty cool but the inappropriate wood jokes...
Cover for an idw AOS comic in the Boldly Go arc which features a bunch of different Spocks from various universes
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
campyalien.bsky.social
WHY DOES SPOCK'S ASS LOOK SO FAT HERE WHY IS HE SO CHEEKED UP WHATS WITH THE DUMP TRUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Trading card of that confrontation scene between Kirk and Spock after Kirk gets his ass chewed out by pike from into darkness. Both boys are in profile and while the fancy uniform does make Kirk's butt look pretty big too, Spock's is like waaaaaay perky and juicy
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
campyalien.bsky.social
That universal uh-oh-strap-fell-out-of-the-harness experience (now as a trading card)
Trading card of Kirk in into darkness wrapping a rope/hose around a gun but he's holding it in his lap while he kneels on the floor
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM