Lesbian Sheldon Cooper
@campyalien.bsky.social
Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 32 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society
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Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
I like ellipsus for lots of reasons but one of them is that i set the theme to pastel gay rainbows & the spellcheck is that color too & I can never spell perineum right so it's fun to click on "perenium" or "perenum" or "pereneum" & see a rainbow pop-up saying "perineum" in it. Good vibes
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I like ellipsus for lots of reasons but one of them is that i set the theme to pastel gay rainbows & the spellcheck is that color too & I can never spell perineum right so it's fun to click on "perenium" or "perenum" or "pereneum" & see a rainbow pop-up saying "perineum" in it. Good vibes
Now the only thing left from the twitter days is "lesbian sheldon cooper" which is too good a name to ever give up
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Now the only thing left from the twitter days is "lesbian sheldon cooper" which is too good a name to ever give up
Thinking mad thoughts about changing my pic here cause I've had the same one forever cause it was a hold over from the twitter days but I kind of want an AOS one sorry not sorry but I dk what one I want...
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Thinking mad thoughts about changing my pic here cause I've had the same one forever cause it was a hold over from the twitter days but I kind of want an AOS one sorry not sorry but I dk what one I want...
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Star Trek Beyond (2016): Space station Yorktown & USS Enterprise, art by Sean Hargreaves
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Star Trek Beyond (2016): Space station Yorktown & USS Enterprise, art by Sean Hargreaves
OH NO WOULD YOU LOOK!! I'm so hard for robot Spock!!! Holy fucking hell!! And look how scary Jim looks!!! DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
OH NO WOULD YOU LOOK!! I'm so hard for robot Spock!!! Holy fucking hell!! And look how scary Jim looks!!! DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS
I guess the comics did lady Spock AGAIN during a different run & this time they gave her tig ole biddies so me & the homies are getting the pontoon out for some motorboating but also look at robot Spock!!! & human Spock's hair!!! & Ent Spock is also pretty cool but the inappropriate wood jokes...
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I guess the comics did lady Spock AGAIN during a different run & this time they gave her tig ole biddies so me & the homies are getting the pontoon out for some motorboating but also look at robot Spock!!! & human Spock's hair!!! & Ent Spock is also pretty cool but the inappropriate wood jokes...
WHY DOES SPOCK'S ASS LOOK SO FAT HERE WHY IS HE SO CHEEKED UP WHATS WITH THE DUMP TRUCK WHAT THE FUCK
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
WHY DOES SPOCK'S ASS LOOK SO FAT HERE WHY IS HE SO CHEEKED UP WHATS WITH THE DUMP TRUCK WHAT THE FUCK
That universal uh-oh-strap-fell-out-of-the-harness experience (now as a trading card)
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That universal uh-oh-strap-fell-out-of-the-harness experience (now as a trading card)
We're playing Yu-Gi-Oh & I lay down Spock whimpering in attack mode which of course targets your life points directly & also lets me resurrect one monster out of my graveyard
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We're playing Yu-Gi-Oh & I lay down Spock whimpering in attack mode which of course targets your life points directly & also lets me resurrect one monster out of my graveyard
AOS T'Pring's futch ass... I'm gonna marry her someday. Also Stonn looks like her butler & this feels right to me
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
AOS T'Pring's futch ass... I'm gonna marry her someday. Also Stonn looks like her butler & this feels right to me
The fact that they made this moment into a trading card is on par with the twok Spock bucket kicking scene lovingly rendered in funko pop figures
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The fact that they made this moment into a trading card is on par with the twok Spock bucket kicking scene lovingly rendered in funko pop figures
Ah. The miracle of birth
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ah. The miracle of birth
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Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
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what if Captain Pike is stuck in a Pinocchio situation where his hair grows taller every time Anson Mount does a genocide denial
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what if Captain Pike is stuck in a Pinocchio situation where his hair grows taller every time Anson Mount does a genocide denial
Whips this out when I get carded at the bar
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whips this out when I get carded at the bar
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Patrick Nagel, from Patrick Nagel: The Art of Technology, for Intel Corporation, 1979-1981
September 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Patrick Nagel, from Patrick Nagel: The Art of Technology, for Intel Corporation, 1979-1981
I want a piece of his slutty jacket. I can be trusted with a piece of his slutty jacket
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I want a piece of his slutty jacket. I can be trusted with a piece of his slutty jacket
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He dares you to do better.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
He dares you to do better.
I know I say most lyrics are Spock but "he want a heart to heart, I need human to human centipede" is kind of giving Spock hardcore ngl
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I know I say most lyrics are Spock but "he want a heart to heart, I need human to human centipede" is kind of giving Spock hardcore ngl
Imagine he'd just been spanked tho. Are you picturing it? Well, are you? Cause me & the pervert squad are & we know how you've always wanted to be a part of our gang so maybe if you want to be cool you'd think about Spock making this face & in this position cause his ass is getting swatted
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Imagine he'd just been spanked tho. Are you picturing it? Well, are you? Cause me & the pervert squad are & we know how you've always wanted to be a part of our gang so maybe if you want to be cool you'd think about Spock making this face & in this position cause his ass is getting swatted
You know the whole penguin pebble thing? If someone dropped a chunk of the Enterprise's fucking wall glued to a grainy image of c3po ass posture Spock at my feet I think I WOULD have to nest down with them. I think my instincts would compel me
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You know the whole penguin pebble thing? If someone dropped a chunk of the Enterprise's fucking wall glued to a grainy image of c3po ass posture Spock at my feet I think I WOULD have to nest down with them. I think my instincts would compel me
Why did the Nero trading card have to be so horny tho
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why did the Nero trading card have to be so horny tho
