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campyalien.bsky.social
Lesbian Sheldon Cooper
@campyalien.bsky.social
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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 32 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society
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I'm thinking about his profile today. I'm thinking about his ears. I'm thinking about gnawing on that ear. I'm thinking about that adorable nose. I'm thinking about the thick kitten lips. I'm thinking! Never thought this hard in my life
Spock circa 2009 I believe looking to the side at somebody off screen in order to reveal his adorable profile
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Meme that's a picture of 2 nearly identical gray kittens next to each other. Text just reads "two of them" twice
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Really wish my head would stop hurting
Meme image of Spock crying with his head in his hands on the briefing room table. Text reads "my brain hurt."
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I am so DELIGHTED to share this GORGEOUSLY wonderful & nasty & stunning art of AOS Spock getting his guts rearranged by the immaculately talented @goodboigoose.bsky.social !!! FEAST THINE EYES UPON THIS LITTLE SLUT
Art by the wonderfully talented Goose that's of AOS Spock with his legs spread, naked except for a boot, getting it up the booty by someone off screen. Spock has a little dick, sheath, fra'als, and body hair and a little bit of green flush
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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38. "Surak's Soul" by J.M. Dillard

I read this book so damn fast. It really felt like an episode of Enterprise tbh which is not exactly a positive cause I don't super like Enterprise but you could literally HEAR everyone's voices & that was pretty damn good. The plot itself was pretty mediocre but
Cover of the Enterprise book "Surak's Soul" by J.M. Dillard
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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As I was looking through my pics I did have a couple runners up I'd like to share as well in order to paint a more thorough picture of my gender
Mr Burns of the Simpsons fame in a bathrobe on a pink rug kicking his little feet and talking on a pink phone very cutesy style babygirl activity Spuck, a parody of Mr Spock from a German TOS parody (I'm too lazy to search the name of it but it's something that starts with a "T" and then "Surprise") is sitting at his computer looking shocked in a very limp wristed gay way Meme image that says "shout out to Spock. Gotta be one of my favorite genders" with various images all over it of TOS Spock looking supremely gender A poorly lit image of a fella dressed like a wizard with a goblet in his hand standing in someone's yard at night
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Image of a couple monster trucks and carnivorous dinosaurs (one is definitely a t rex but I'm not confident about the other 2 and I don't want to get told off by a dinosaur autistic) with flames and lightning. At the front of all this sick stuff, in a font that makes it look like it's made of rock, is the word "lesbian"
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Dr Phlox needs to get Reed some estrogen stat. It'll save her methinks
Page from the Enterprise novel "Surak's Soul" by JM Dillard. It features Reed reminiscing about how hot T'Pol is and how he wishes he was like her
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT BUT THE LAST CHAPTER IS HERE

archiveofourown.org/works/720312...
Chapter 11 of "Viscera", which is titled "Mutation" and the summary reads "aww this fic was actually about found family the whole time! You were bamboozled!"
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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A person's hand clutching a chicken sandwich really hard while they're sitting in a car
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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37. "Nona the Ninth" by Tamsyn Muir

I feel like I'm the only person alive who doesn't really care for the Locked Tomb series but this one was definitely my favorite of the bunch! My wife adores these books so I read it for her & while my god is the writing itself talented & great, I really had to
Cover of "Nona the Ninth" by Tamsyn Muir
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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OH NO WOULD YOU LOOK!! I'm so hard for robot Spock!!! Holy fucking hell!! And look how scary Jim looks!!! DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS
Cover of an AOS idw comic but the Boldly Go series. The cover features Kirk and Spock and Uhura all as shiny chrome robots
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I guess the comics did lady Spock AGAIN during a different run & this time they gave her tig ole biddies so me & the homies are getting the pontoon out for some motorboating but also look at robot Spock!!! & human Spock's hair!!! & Ent Spock is also pretty cool but the inappropriate wood jokes...
Cover for an idw AOS comic in the Boldly Go arc which features a bunch of different Spocks from various universes
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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WHY DOES SPOCK'S ASS LOOK SO FAT HERE WHY IS HE SO CHEEKED UP WHATS WITH THE DUMP TRUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Trading card of that confrontation scene between Kirk and Spock after Kirk gets his ass chewed out by pike from into darkness. Both boys are in profile and while the fancy uniform does make Kirk's butt look pretty big too, Spock's is like waaaaaay perky and juicy
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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That universal uh-oh-strap-fell-out-of-the-harness experience (now as a trading card)
Trading card of Kirk in into darkness wrapping a rope/hose around a gun but he's holding it in his lap while he kneels on the floor
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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We're playing Yu-Gi-Oh & I lay down Spock whimpering in attack mode which of course targets your life points directly & also lets me resurrect one monster out of my graveyard
Star trek into darkness trading card that's Spock crying in front of the warpcore
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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AOS T'Pring's futch ass... I'm gonna marry her someday. Also Stonn looks like her butler & this feels right to me
AOS T'Pring from Star Trek Fleet Command. She's got short hair and a brown robes-ish thing Stonn from Star Trek Fleet Command. He looks kind of prissy and like he smelled something bad ngl. He's got side swept bangs and he's also in brown
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The fact that they made this moment into a trading card is on par with the twok Spock bucket kicking scene lovingly rendered in funko pop figures
Star trek into darkness trading card of the warp core scene when Spock and Kirk make out with their hands through the clear barrior
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Ah. The miracle of birth
Star trek into darkness trading card featuring Kirk looking kind of like a hamster in a tube crawling out of a hatch
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Spock out of frame:
Meme of a comment by BigJB21 that reads "god I wish that were me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I went and fetched it for you cause you need to see it
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Whips this out when I get carded at the bar
Card with AOS Kirk staring directly into your soul, featuring Chris Pine's signature and looking like a weird ID card
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I want a piece of his slutty jacket. I can be trusted with a piece of his slutty jacket
Card with a picture of Spock in his trader disguise from into darkness with a piece of the jacket stuck onto said card
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Imagine he'd just been spanked tho. Are you picturing it? Well, are you? Cause me & the pervert squad are & we know how you've always wanted to be a part of our gang so maybe if you want to be cool you'd think about Spock making this face & in this position cause his ass is getting swatted
Spock bent over a little bit suggestively kind of making a bit of a lip curled face
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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You know the whole penguin pebble thing? If someone dropped a chunk of the Enterprise's fucking wall glued to a grainy image of c3po ass posture Spock at my feet I think I WOULD have to nest down with them. I think my instincts would compel me
A card with a piece of the ship interior from the Enterprise in star trek beyond. The card has a picture of Spock from the movie standing kind of like how c3po habitually stands
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM