E C M
@ecmajor.bsky.social
A curious creature with hooves so conveniently cloven that it is able to clutch a pencil with which to draw crude representations of itself and others like it.
Artist primarily drawing erotica for people with refined taste.
They/Them or He/Him
Artist primarily drawing erotica for people with refined taste.
They/Them or He/Him
i bet whoever invented the lemon pig in the 70s or 80s never imagined their little creation would be a far bigger hit in the distant future than it ever was in its own time
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
i bet whoever invented the lemon pig in the 70s or 80s never imagined their little creation would be a far bigger hit in the distant future than it ever was in its own time
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Happy Nude Deer!!!
I hope you're ringing in 2026 with lots of joy, and if not, I hope the months ahead bring you some 🥰🎇🥂
Thank you for all your support in 2025! I love you all! Here's to more nude deer in 2026 🥳🦌
I hope you're ringing in 2026 with lots of joy, and if not, I hope the months ahead bring you some 🥰🎇🥂
Thank you for all your support in 2025! I love you all! Here's to more nude deer in 2026 🥳🦌
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Happy Nude Deer!!!
I hope you're ringing in 2026 with lots of joy, and if not, I hope the months ahead bring you some 🥰🎇🥂
Thank you for all your support in 2025! I love you all! Here's to more nude deer in 2026 🥳🦌
I hope you're ringing in 2026 with lots of joy, and if not, I hope the months ahead bring you some 🥰🎇🥂
Thank you for all your support in 2025! I love you all! Here's to more nude deer in 2026 🥳🦌
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Panko had no follow-up after his pun so he's just awkwardly standing naked in front of his friends now
January 2, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Panko had no follow-up after his pun so he's just awkwardly standing naked in front of his friends now
i don;t know what's up with this aids deer in RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag set but she's cute and i want her
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
i don;t know what's up with this aids deer in RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag set but she's cute and i want her
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Happy Nude Deer! I figured I'd do some deer doodlin today and I guess see how many I can fit on a couch before midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Happy Nude Deer! I figured I'd do some deer doodlin today and I guess see how many I can fit on a couch before midnight.
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oh it's actually on youtube, nice
just watched this. another good one! these movies are so charming and lovely 😊
just watched this. another good one! these movies are so charming and lovely 😊
Niko 2: Little Brother, Big Trouble | FULL MOVIE | Ned Dennehy | Christmas Family Animation
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
oh it's actually on youtube, nice
just watched this. another good one! these movies are so charming and lovely 😊
just watched this. another good one! these movies are so charming and lovely 😊
oh no the eagles are hot... their feet are so thick and dangerous... hhhh hhh
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
oh no the eagles are hot... their feet are so thick and dangerous... hhhh hhh
Guy goes to the doctor, says "I can't draw hooves. Help me Doc."
Doctor tells him to go watch an ECMajor livestream, it'll give him all the help and hoof inspiration he needs.
Guy shakes his head sadly and says "But doctor... I am ECMajor."
Doctor tells him to go watch an ECMajor livestream, it'll give him all the help and hoof inspiration he needs.
Guy shakes his head sadly and says "But doctor... I am ECMajor."
i'm the hoof guy *cries* why is drawing this hoof so hard 😩
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Guy goes to the doctor, says "I can't draw hooves. Help me Doc."
Doctor tells him to go watch an ECMajor livestream, it'll give him all the help and hoof inspiration he needs.
Guy shakes his head sadly and says "But doctor... I am ECMajor."
Doctor tells him to go watch an ECMajor livestream, it'll give him all the help and hoof inspiration he needs.
Guy shakes his head sadly and says "But doctor... I am ECMajor."
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“Are you ready, kid?”
I’ve always loved how Christmas and New Year feel like one continuous season, so I drew this piece to celebrate that.
Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! 🐴
2026 is the Year of the Horse.
I’ve always loved how Christmas and New Year feel like one continuous season, so I drew this piece to celebrate that.
Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! 🐴
2026 is the Year of the Horse.
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Are you ready, kid?”
I’ve always loved how Christmas and New Year feel like one continuous season, so I drew this piece to celebrate that.
Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! 🐴
2026 is the Year of the Horse.
I’ve always loved how Christmas and New Year feel like one continuous season, so I drew this piece to celebrate that.
Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! 🐴
2026 is the Year of the Horse.
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Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
the end of Color Your World is one of the most hard-hitting and deep moments in all of music, and coincidentally it's also a little bit funny
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the end of Color Your World is one of the most hard-hitting and deep moments in all of music, and coincidentally it's also a little bit funny
This pose was hard. I think it's looking okay enough now to start refining...
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This pose was hard. I think it's looking okay enough now to start refining...
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beep beep sheepyyy
October 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
beep beep sheepyyy
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Ziltoid arriving at Nebuloan 9
a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a white shipping container
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a white shipping container
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ziltoid arriving at Nebuloan 9
"Now listen here men! We represent the planet Earfth!
I want no heroes! He's gonna be unleashin' a shitstorm on us!
We gotta be ready, they're comin' over the horizon as we speak!
We gotta be ready to take him down! Hold your position men!
Do not fahr until I tell you to fahr! You got that?!?"
I want no heroes! He's gonna be unleashin' a shitstorm on us!
We gotta be ready, they're comin' over the horizon as we speak!
We gotta be ready to take him down! Hold your position men!
Do not fahr until I tell you to fahr! You got that?!?"
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Now listen here men! We represent the planet Earfth!
I want no heroes! He's gonna be unleashin' a shitstorm on us!
We gotta be ready, they're comin' over the horizon as we speak!
We gotta be ready to take him down! Hold your position men!
Do not fahr until I tell you to fahr! You got that?!?"
I want no heroes! He's gonna be unleashin' a shitstorm on us!
We gotta be ready, they're comin' over the horizon as we speak!
We gotta be ready to take him down! Hold your position men!
Do not fahr until I tell you to fahr! You got that?!?"
it does really help to imagine the hoof as a flat circle (whether it's cloven or not, it doesn't really matter)
use that as the bottom and angle this flat circle in 3d space as needed to get your base at the angle you want, /then/ give it volume
gotten me out of some jams
use that as the bottom and angle this flat circle in 3d space as needed to get your base at the angle you want, /then/ give it volume
gotten me out of some jams
i'm the hoof guy *cries* why is drawing this hoof so hard 😩
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it does really help to imagine the hoof as a flat circle (whether it's cloven or not, it doesn't really matter)
use that as the bottom and angle this flat circle in 3d space as needed to get your base at the angle you want, /then/ give it volume
gotten me out of some jams
use that as the bottom and angle this flat circle in 3d space as needed to get your base at the angle you want, /then/ give it volume
gotten me out of some jams
always loved this. the longer version of this song
Omega Alpha
YouTube video by Project Pitchfork - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
always loved this. the longer version of this song
i'm the hoof guy *cries* why is drawing this hoof so hard 😩
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i'm the hoof guy *cries* why is drawing this hoof so hard 😩
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Valentine piece.
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Valentine piece.