sophie malice
@sophieactual.mitsuko.nz
ancient anarchist tranny bitch, or if you'd prefer slightly more polite, she/her, nd, plural, transdyke, bratty, geekette, too old, anarchic thingy, also tangata te ika a Māui or te tiriti, take your pick, and inkcap dot yadayada
under this government, i'm resigned to the day that a police car pulls across the footpath in front of me and i'm arrested
— for what reason, porkie
— walking while trans
— so, bj now, or in the station carpark
you think i'm joking, don't ya
no, i'm not
#nzpol
— for what reason, porkie
— walking while trans
— so, bj now, or in the station carpark
you think i'm joking, don't ya
no, i'm not
#nzpol
At what point do we publicly accept that NZ is deeply corrupt and the only reason why we don’t have a culture of direct payoffs and bribery (that we cite as the evidence for us not being corrupt) is because it’s not needed? The boys club gets what it wants through people playing their social roles.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
under this government, i'm resigned to the day that a police car pulls across the footpath in front of me and i'm arrested
— for what reason, porkie
— walking while trans
— so, bj now, or in the station carpark
you think i'm joking, don't ya
no, i'm not
#nzpol
— for what reason, porkie
— walking while trans
— so, bj now, or in the station carpark
you think i'm joking, don't ya
no, i'm not
#nzpol
fun intermingled with dire Aotearoa politics
this is a new one for me
got a bit drunk with some friends, while also skeeting, we have diverse sexualities, the convo's can get remarkably grubby but none of us are designed in a way to get enamoured of each other, too much [C]PTSD history everywhere
this is a new one for me
got a bit drunk with some friends, while also skeeting, we have diverse sexualities, the convo's can get remarkably grubby but none of us are designed in a way to get enamoured of each other, too much [C]PTSD history everywhere
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
fun intermingled with dire Aotearoa politics
this is a new one for me
got a bit drunk with some friends, while also skeeting, we have diverse sexualities, the convo's can get remarkably grubby but none of us are designed in a way to get enamoured of each other, too much [C]PTSD history everywhere
this is a new one for me
got a bit drunk with some friends, while also skeeting, we have diverse sexualities, the convo's can get remarkably grubby but none of us are designed in a way to get enamoured of each other, too much [C]PTSD history everywhere
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The existing leadership who may well have expelled them for expediency but against constitutional rules?
I'm not inside to judge, and I definitely wouldn't start with They Want Power and the Trappings - implying they're greedy.
I'm not inside to judge, and I definitely wouldn't start with They Want Power and the Trappings - implying they're greedy.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The existing leadership who may well have expelled them for expediency but against constitutional rules?
I'm not inside to judge, and I definitely wouldn't start with They Want Power and the Trappings - implying they're greedy.
I'm not inside to judge, and I definitely wouldn't start with They Want Power and the Trappings - implying they're greedy.
don't think i could offer my whānau a choice, i'd be limiting them if i said follow my view
i want my children and grandchildren to make their own choices
i hope they're similar to mine, maybe i'll see great grandchildren
i want my children and grandchildren to make their own choices
i hope they're similar to mine, maybe i'll see great grandchildren
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
have used the term sophie rant occasionally when i get tot's squirrelbrained
"sophie rant", impicitly Creative Commons CC-0 license, is from birdsite while i was learning to abuse the English language into half a dozen at most SMS length tweets
"sophie rant", impicitly Creative Commons CC-0 license, is from birdsite while i was learning to abuse the English language into half a dozen at most SMS length tweets
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
have used the term sophie rant occasionally when i get tot's squirrelbrained
"sophie rant", impicitly Creative Commons CC-0 license, is from birdsite while i was learning to abuse the English language into half a dozen at most SMS length tweets
"sophie rant", impicitly Creative Commons CC-0 license, is from birdsite while i was learning to abuse the English language into half a dozen at most SMS length tweets
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I love how the Nz police are trying to to pretend the problem is a couple of people. Like those men who were found innocent of assaulting louise nicholas but did jail time for assaulting other women. And the cops who covered it up. It’s a lot of individuals
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I love how the Nz police are trying to to pretend the problem is a couple of people. Like those men who were found innocent of assaulting louise nicholas but did jail time for assaulting other women. And the cops who covered it up. It’s a lot of individuals
"The way the complaints were handled should alarm all New Zealanders, Lack told the Herald."
yeah, nah
personal experience spanning sixty-odd years says it's not alarming, just par for the course
i'll never flinch about ACAB, there's undoubtedly exceptions, but the odds are against them
#nzpol
yeah, nah
personal experience spanning sixty-odd years says it's not alarming, just par for the course
i'll never flinch about ACAB, there's undoubtedly exceptions, but the odds are against them
#nzpol
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal the full story of the downfall of a deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"The way the complaints were handled should alarm all New Zealanders, Lack told the Herald."
yeah, nah
personal experience spanning sixty-odd years says it's not alarming, just par for the course
i'll never flinch about ACAB, there's undoubtedly exceptions, but the odds are against them
#nzpol
yeah, nah
personal experience spanning sixty-odd years says it's not alarming, just par for the course
i'll never flinch about ACAB, there's undoubtedly exceptions, but the odds are against them
#nzpol
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Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal full story about the downfall of deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
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Labour: Let’s Do This… OK, Maybe Not Actually Do This, But Tell Everyone We Think We Might Be Able To Something in the General Vicinity.
Just not catchy.
Just not catchy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Labour: Let’s Do This… OK, Maybe Not Actually Do This, But Tell Everyone We Think We Might Be Able To Something in the General Vicinity.
Just not catchy.
Just not catchy.
having a squabble with one of my resident feral ducks
have taken to throwing a jandal at him from across the room when he walks inside
ducks do not live in apartments, got it yet?
have taken to throwing a jandal at him from across the room when he walks inside
ducks do not live in apartments, got it yet?
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
having a squabble with one of my resident feral ducks
have taken to throwing a jandal at him from across the room when he walks inside
ducks do not live in apartments, got it yet?
have taken to throwing a jandal at him from across the room when he walks inside
ducks do not live in apartments, got it yet?
i'm TPM supporter, have my own opinions, i'm not gonna do the ructions of internal politics as a tool, just no
every political party has these issues, TPM are trying to coalesce deeply generational perspectives
there will be flare-ups at odds with immediate needs
fence sitters not welcome
#nzpol
every political party has these issues, TPM are trying to coalesce deeply generational perspectives
there will be flare-ups at odds with immediate needs
fence sitters not welcome
#nzpol
Right now the only thing TPM can focus on in stabilizing, if there are going to be lawsuits that is pretty impossible. It's killing me, I had my heart set on the threesome
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i'm TPM supporter, have my own opinions, i'm not gonna do the ructions of internal politics as a tool, just no
every political party has these issues, TPM are trying to coalesce deeply generational perspectives
there will be flare-ups at odds with immediate needs
fence sitters not welcome
#nzpol
every political party has these issues, TPM are trying to coalesce deeply generational perspectives
there will be flare-ups at odds with immediate needs
fence sitters not welcome
#nzpol
how to win elections from that context is closer to a pitched battle at the end of a damaging war
ffs, get all the can't be bothered voters on board now
i don' mind if ACT NAT NZF strategists see this, we outnumber your supporters exponentially
#nzpol
ffs, get all the can't be bothered voters on board now
i don' mind if ACT NAT NZF strategists see this, we outnumber your supporters exponentially
#nzpol
It's not really the timing but the messaging strategy as pointed out by Arderns 2017 messaging strategist (who helped her win in a few weeks) as far as I've seen from the 2023 loss up till now Labour has drifted away from her tips and it's showing. #nzpol
youtube.com/shorts/rKocH...
youtube.com/shorts/rKocH...
Anat Shenker-Osorio on how to win elections
YouTube video by Kaimataara
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
how to win elections from that context is closer to a pitched battle at the end of a damaging war
ffs, get all the can't be bothered voters on board now
i don' mind if ACT NAT NZF strategists see this, we outnumber your supporters exponentially
#nzpol
ffs, get all the can't be bothered voters on board now
i don' mind if ACT NAT NZF strategists see this, we outnumber your supporters exponentially
#nzpol
very risky tactical move
i think there's still time to utterly trash ACT NAT NZF, but it needs a pre-election formal coalition
Aotearoa has been good at leading a global political stance, except when NAT are in power
get ur fucking game together GREEN LAB TPM
#nzpol
i think there's still time to utterly trash ACT NAT NZF, but it needs a pre-election formal coalition
Aotearoa has been good at leading a global political stance, except when NAT are in power
get ur fucking game together GREEN LAB TPM
#nzpol
I reckon the only way it can be done is 8 weeks out like Jacinda and Hipkins hands it to McAnulty - clean, fair, saying I've realised I can't take it over the line but I believe you can
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
very risky tactical move
i think there's still time to utterly trash ACT NAT NZF, but it needs a pre-election formal coalition
Aotearoa has been good at leading a global political stance, except when NAT are in power
get ur fucking game together GREEN LAB TPM
#nzpol
i think there's still time to utterly trash ACT NAT NZF, but it needs a pre-election formal coalition
Aotearoa has been good at leading a global political stance, except when NAT are in power
get ur fucking game together GREEN LAB TPM
#nzpol
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November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Absolutely everyone who wants to push the government left should be vote Greens IMHO, there are people who will vote Labour and that's fine, we all make up a great big pool. Ideally a partnership like Labour & Alliance used to have. TPM will have their support base, and we want them at the table too
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Absolutely everyone who wants to push the government left should be vote Greens IMHO, there are people who will vote Labour and that's fine, we all make up a great big pool. Ideally a partnership like Labour & Alliance used to have. TPM will have their support base, and we want them at the table too
i wanted this as a visual quote in an SMS, but without having to do MMS
links are just text, so i don't get charged additional MMS fees by skinny dot co dot nz
so just ignore this skeet
links are just text, so i don't get charged additional MMS fees by skinny dot co dot nz
so just ignore this skeet
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i wanted this as a visual quote in an SMS, but without having to do MMS
links are just text, so i don't get charged additional MMS fees by skinny dot co dot nz
so just ignore this skeet
links are just text, so i don't get charged additional MMS fees by skinny dot co dot nz
so just ignore this skeet
— define self harm, you've got plenty of experience, sōf
— i hand the leading role to Willie Jackson, sweetie
#nzpol
— i hand the leading role to Willie Jackson, sweetie
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
— define self harm, you've got plenty of experience, sōf
— i hand the leading role to Willie Jackson, sweetie
#nzpol
— i hand the leading role to Willie Jackson, sweetie
#nzpol
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"What I'm saying is that we need to have a serious conversa"
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"What I'm saying is that we need to have a serious conversa"
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Also cheaper than roof tiles. And with ROI to boot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Also cheaper than roof tiles. And with ROI to boot.
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same in my family - a member looked into replacing an old fence and went for a solar one after comparing prices between a new wooden one and solar panels
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
same in my family - a member looked into replacing an old fence and went for a solar one after comparing prices between a new wooden one and solar panels
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This is what happens in technology. Remember how much PCs were initially? Few had them. I used to work in electronics. Samsung came out w/ a 24" LCD. At the time the biggest available. Just the raw panel, no controls, no power, just for manufacturing, was $8000 when it 1st came out. Now it's garbage
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This is what happens in technology. Remember how much PCs were initially? Few had them. I used to work in electronics. Samsung came out w/ a 24" LCD. At the time the biggest available. Just the raw panel, no controls, no power, just for manufacturing, was $8000 when it 1st came out. Now it's garbage
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15 years ago today, Al Mansell set off a cannabis bong bomb inside Wellington Central police station and nobody was arrested.🥰✌
#EndProhibition
#nzpol
#EndProhibition
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
15 years ago today, Al Mansell set off a cannabis bong bomb inside Wellington Central police station and nobody was arrested.🥰✌
#EndProhibition
#nzpol
#EndProhibition
#nzpol
LAB are sadly lacking in presence on bsky, still
perhaps @philtwyford.bsky.social could pass this thread, and a thousand others, on to his nominal leader
#nzpol
perhaps @philtwyford.bsky.social could pass this thread, and a thousand others, on to his nominal leader
#nzpol
yes, it's a done deal if "someone" can stop the inter-necine badgering
getting involved in other party's internal politics is just crass at this point in the electoral cycle, that's shooting yourself in the foot behaviour
#nzpol
getting involved in other party's internal politics is just crass at this point in the electoral cycle, that's shooting yourself in the foot behaviour
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
LAB are sadly lacking in presence on bsky, still
perhaps @philtwyford.bsky.social could pass this thread, and a thousand others, on to his nominal leader
#nzpol
perhaps @philtwyford.bsky.social could pass this thread, and a thousand others, on to his nominal leader
#nzpol
and they're pronouns Winston, doesn't your party think that insisting on particular use of pronouns is silly
or is that just when 🏳️⚧️ girls are in the chat
#nzpol
or is that just when 🏳️⚧️ girls are in the chat
#nzpol
This me ,we, they, comment from Winston Peters sounds like he has been classified as the Auckland Harbour Bridges "clip on coalition partner"
#nzpol
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
and they're pronouns Winston, doesn't your party think that insisting on particular use of pronouns is silly
or is that just when 🏳️⚧️ girls are in the chat
#nzpol
or is that just when 🏳️⚧️ girls are in the chat
#nzpol