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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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First tee of 2026 and it's a BANGER: Trees Please, feat. seven Aotearoa native tree species in a three-colour screenprint of verdant greens, plus painstakingly hand-lettered text (nearly killed me ngl).
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
First tee of 2026 and it's a BANGER: Trees Please, feat. seven Aotearoa native tree species in a three-colour screenprint of verdant greens, plus painstakingly hand-lettered text (nearly killed me ngl).
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
Art, culture, heritage, ethics, women, Pacifica peoples, seniors, youth, Māori. You know, all the things Seymour either doesn't have, doesn't understand, or doesn't think matter.
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Art, culture, heritage, ethics, women, Pacifica peoples, seniors, youth, Māori. You know, all the things Seymour either doesn't have, doesn't understand, or doesn't think matter.
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
Yeah, I'm not really surprised Bishop made a u-turn.
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
ALT:
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yeah, I'm not really surprised Bishop made a u-turn.
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
3.2 billion divided by the 9000ish farmer shareholders means each one gets $355,000ish each.
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
February 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
3.2 billion divided by the 9000ish farmer shareholders means each one gets $355,000ish each.
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
No shit.
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
No shit.
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
I know the media doesn't, they'd have mentioned something.
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
a cartoon character with the words by all accounts it does n't make sense behind him
ALT: a cartoon character with the words by all accounts it does n't make sense behind him
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I know the media doesn't, they'd have mentioned something.
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
Look. What I'm saying to you is that the fact you don't have any money is not the govts fault. So, if you could just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, your boss will give you the bare minimum, and I expect you to use that to stimulate the economy so that it looks like I've done something.
#nzpol
#nzpol
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Look. What I'm saying to you is that the fact you don't have any money is not the govts fault. So, if you could just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, your boss will give you the bare minimum, and I expect you to use that to stimulate the economy so that it looks like I've done something.
#nzpol
#nzpol
Yeah, if I've found $200k in my house, I'm not giving it to the cops...
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Yeah, if I've found $200k in my house, I'm not giving it to the cops...
"You have to bend over, firmly grab both shoelaces, and pull yourself up. Once you're on the ground, we kick you a few times with our own boot, make you give them a nice sloppy lick, then steal your wallet."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"You have to bend over, firmly grab both shoelaces, and pull yourself up. Once you're on the ground, we kick you a few times with our own boot, make you give them a nice sloppy lick, then steal your wallet."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
First the ferry terminals, now an LNG terminal. This government is suffering from terminal stupidity. I wouldn't trust them to run a bus terminal.
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
One would think a conversation on pronouns wouldn't be that hard.
February 18, 2026 at 6:33 AM
One would think a conversation on pronouns wouldn't be that hard.
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BREAKING: JD Vance Accidentally Deports Wife and Kids Because "They All Look Alike"
February 18, 2026 at 5:46 AM
BREAKING: JD Vance Accidentally Deports Wife and Kids Because "They All Look Alike"
What would any of that matter!? These are smart businessmen who clearly understand that spending money on building a LNG terminal when none of the power stations in the country currently take the liquid form, would obviously be cheaper than importing energy from the sun or the wind.
#nzpol
#nzpol
February 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
What would any of that matter!? These are smart businessmen who clearly understand that spending money on building a LNG terminal when none of the power stations in the country currently take the liquid form, would obviously be cheaper than importing energy from the sun or the wind.
#nzpol
#nzpol
So, Paris Jackson, daughter of a *check notes* black man is identifying as *checks notes again* a black person and this is apparently controversial.
Swear it's just one troll and then everyone else picks a side and jumps in the bandwagon as if it's entertainment while the world burns.
Swear it's just one troll and then everyone else picks a side and jumps in the bandwagon as if it's entertainment while the world burns.
February 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
So, Paris Jackson, daughter of a *check notes* black man is identifying as *checks notes again* a black person and this is apparently controversial.
Swear it's just one troll and then everyone else picks a side and jumps in the bandwagon as if it's entertainment while the world burns.
Swear it's just one troll and then everyone else picks a side and jumps in the bandwagon as if it's entertainment while the world burns.
AI does not exist. Automation is not intelligence.
February 18, 2026 at 2:44 AM
AI does not exist. Automation is not intelligence.
So, has anyone asked an idiot why it's Labour's fault food prices have risen so much in the last 3 years while Labour have been in opposition?
Like, can they point to anything as the cause? Or is it just the fact Ardern was a woman?
#nzpol
Like, can they point to anything as the cause? Or is it just the fact Ardern was a woman?
#nzpol
February 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
So, has anyone asked an idiot why it's Labour's fault food prices have risen so much in the last 3 years while Labour have been in opposition?
Like, can they point to anything as the cause? Or is it just the fact Ardern was a woman?
#nzpol
Like, can they point to anything as the cause? Or is it just the fact Ardern was a woman?
#nzpol
Can we go back to the most controversial thing you could do was wear black and yell "hail Satan" at people clutching their pearls?
Now the Satanists are clutching at their pentagrams while the pearl clutches stand on the heads of immigrants.
Now the Satanists are clutching at their pentagrams while the pearl clutches stand on the heads of immigrants.
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Can we go back to the most controversial thing you could do was wear black and yell "hail Satan" at people clutching their pearls?
Now the Satanists are clutching at their pentagrams while the pearl clutches stand on the heads of immigrants.
Now the Satanists are clutching at their pentagrams while the pearl clutches stand on the heads of immigrants.
And today in the news, the blatantly obvious.
Make sure you tune in tomorrow to find out what colour the grass is and whether or not the sun is rising in the east again.
Can we spark something and citizens arrest Luxon?
#nzpol
Make sure you tune in tomorrow to find out what colour the grass is and whether or not the sun is rising in the east again.
Can we spark something and citizens arrest Luxon?
#nzpol
Retail NZ chief executive Carolyn Young says members fear the proposal to allow citizens’ arrests amounted to “violence on violence” and will escalate harm in stores.
Retail NZ warns citizens’ arrests could spark more violence in stores
Retail NZ chief executive Carolyn Young says members fear the proposal to allow citizens’ arrests amounted to “violence on violence” and will escalate harm in stores.
dlvr.it
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
And today in the news, the blatantly obvious.
Make sure you tune in tomorrow to find out what colour the grass is and whether or not the sun is rising in the east again.
Can we spark something and citizens arrest Luxon?
#nzpol
Make sure you tune in tomorrow to find out what colour the grass is and whether or not the sun is rising in the east again.
Can we spark something and citizens arrest Luxon?
#nzpol
This! You'd think an expressway from Auckland to Wellington or Picton to Invercargill would cost hundreds of billions. But instead, we're giving that much to private construction companies to widen a few already existing roads.
#nzpol
#nzpol
February 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This! You'd think an expressway from Auckland to Wellington or Picton to Invercargill would cost hundreds of billions. But instead, we're giving that much to private construction companies to widen a few already existing roads.
#nzpol
#nzpol
Apparently telling someone that the Nazis were Nazis and Maga is Maga makes ME Maga.
Personally, don't care, block me. But blocking people for disagreeing over a nuanced point while people die doesn't unify the left against whoever it is doing the killing.
Might as well take a judge to court...
Personally, don't care, block me. But blocking people for disagreeing over a nuanced point while people die doesn't unify the left against whoever it is doing the killing.
Might as well take a judge to court...
February 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Apparently telling someone that the Nazis were Nazis and Maga is Maga makes ME Maga.
Personally, don't care, block me. But blocking people for disagreeing over a nuanced point while people die doesn't unify the left against whoever it is doing the killing.
Might as well take a judge to court...
Personally, don't care, block me. But blocking people for disagreeing over a nuanced point while people die doesn't unify the left against whoever it is doing the killing.
Might as well take a judge to court...
$9 to cross the Auckland Harbour Bridge?
Luxon's face when he's told the only people who'll be able to pay his toll are the ones who can float across in their own boat anyway.
#nzpol
Luxon's face when he's told the only people who'll be able to pay his toll are the ones who can float across in their own boat anyway.
#nzpol
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
$9 to cross the Auckland Harbour Bridge?
Luxon's face when he's told the only people who'll be able to pay his toll are the ones who can float across in their own boat anyway.
#nzpol
Luxon's face when he's told the only people who'll be able to pay his toll are the ones who can float across in their own boat anyway.
#nzpol
Northland. Waipā. Ōtorohanga. Manawatū. Whanganui. Wellington. And now Christchurch.
All these states of emergency, all this destruction, and Luxon is still screwing us over harder.
Last day to enroll is the 25th of Oct.
#nzpol
All these states of emergency, all this destruction, and Luxon is still screwing us over harder.
Last day to enroll is the 25th of Oct.
#nzpol
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Northland. Waipā. Ōtorohanga. Manawatū. Whanganui. Wellington. And now Christchurch.
All these states of emergency, all this destruction, and Luxon is still screwing us over harder.
Last day to enroll is the 25th of Oct.
#nzpol
All these states of emergency, all this destruction, and Luxon is still screwing us over harder.
Last day to enroll is the 25th of Oct.
#nzpol
How does Luxon have a wife and kids if he's that quick to change his tone on a dime? Do they just ignore him when he takes half an hour to decide which toilet to take a shit in, just to do it in the pool when someone offers him a 5er?
#nzpol
#nzpol
February 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
How does Luxon have a wife and kids if he's that quick to change his tone on a dime? Do they just ignore him when he takes half an hour to decide which toilet to take a shit in, just to do it in the pool when someone offers him a 5er?
#nzpol
#nzpol