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Read on for mid-level shit posts and mediocre sarcasm.
Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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The hell is this shit? People have died from these storms and The Press out here complaining that a few tourists from China got wet?
Come back again in Winter, I'm sure there'll be a drought. You can see all the paua ya want then.
Come back again in Winter, I'm sure there'll be a drought. You can see all the paua ya want then.
February 20, 2026 at 5:06 AM
The hell is this shit? People have died from these storms and The Press out here complaining that a few tourists from China got wet?
Come back again in Winter, I'm sure there'll be a drought. You can see all the paua ya want then.
Come back again in Winter, I'm sure there'll be a drought. You can see all the paua ya want then.
I'm gonna try "if you'd come to me sooner, I'd have done my job" with my boss and see if he blindly agrees like the media does with Winston Peters.
Ignore the fact I'm self employed...
#nzpol
Ignore the fact I'm self employed...
#nzpol
February 20, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I'm gonna try "if you'd come to me sooner, I'd have done my job" with my boss and see if he blindly agrees like the media does with Winston Peters.
Ignore the fact I'm self employed...
#nzpol
Ignore the fact I'm self employed...
#nzpol
Wellington resident horrified after raw sewage 'exploded' from his toilet
Wellington resident horrified after raw sewage 'exploded' from his toilet
"A little fountain of raw sewage was exploding out," the resident who lives near Moa Point says.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Would you look at that. Another fire at the same time NZPFU is striking.
So, did they find anything suspicious at this fire or the one during the last strikes? Or does the media conveniently only cover fires when the NZPFU is on strike?
#nzpol
So, did they find anything suspicious at this fire or the one during the last strikes? Or does the media conveniently only cover fires when the NZPFU is on strike?
#nzpol
Watch: Fire tears through pavilion at Auckland's Northcote College
Smoke can be seen from the Harbour Bridge as firecrews battle the blaze at Northcote College.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Would you look at that. Another fire at the same time NZPFU is striking.
So, did they find anything suspicious at this fire or the one during the last strikes? Or does the media conveniently only cover fires when the NZPFU is on strike?
#nzpol
So, did they find anything suspicious at this fire or the one during the last strikes? Or does the media conveniently only cover fires when the NZPFU is on strike?
#nzpol
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Personally, I think Jurassic Park wouldn't have been overrun by the dinosaurs if they'd worried about the enrichment of their enclosures.
Anyway. Just something to think about while we sit here on the internet, acting like we're enriching our lives while watching the world burn.
Aww. A cat video.
Anyway. Just something to think about while we sit here on the internet, acting like we're enriching our lives while watching the world burn.
Aww. A cat video.
February 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Personally, I think Jurassic Park wouldn't have been overrun by the dinosaurs if they'd worried about the enrichment of their enclosures.
Anyway. Just something to think about while we sit here on the internet, acting like we're enriching our lives while watching the world burn.
Aww. A cat video.
Anyway. Just something to think about while we sit here on the internet, acting like we're enriching our lives while watching the world burn.
Aww. A cat video.
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Andrew released under investigation.
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Andrew released under investigation.
New paper shows that shoving your head into a pile of shit is going to leave some in your ears.
A new paper shows that less than 2 months of exposure to Twitter’s algorithmic feed significantly shifts people’s political views to the right.
Moving from chronological feed to the algorithmic feed also increases engagement.
This is one of the most concerning papers I’ve read in awhile.
Moving from chronological feed to the algorithmic feed also increases engagement.
This is one of the most concerning papers I’ve read in awhile.
February 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
New paper shows that shoving your head into a pile of shit is going to leave some in your ears.
Anyone else see the irony in having to pay money to find out why elected officials voted to spend money?
"Your tax/rates were spent! Give us some to find out how!"
"Your tax/rates were spent! Give us some to find out how!"
Invercargill City Council spent nearly $30,000 on former mayor Sir Tim Shadbolt’s funeral to honour his decades of service to the community.
Sir Tim Shadbolt’s funeral cost Invercargill council nearly $30,000
Invercargill City Council spent nearly $30,000 on former mayor Sir Tim Shadbolt’s funeral to honour his decades of service to the community.
dlvr.it
February 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Anyone else see the irony in having to pay money to find out why elected officials voted to spend money?
"Your tax/rates were spent! Give us some to find out how!"
"Your tax/rates were spent! Give us some to find out how!"
I mean this completely disrespectfully - everything is going to appear like a conspiracy when you're stupid.
"Oh, well that just doesn't add up."
"Yeah, no shit. You can't do math. Of course it doesn't."
"Oh, well that just doesn't add up."
"Yeah, no shit. You can't do math. Of course it doesn't."
February 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I mean this completely disrespectfully - everything is going to appear like a conspiracy when you're stupid.
"Oh, well that just doesn't add up."
"Yeah, no shit. You can't do math. Of course it doesn't."
"Oh, well that just doesn't add up."
"Yeah, no shit. You can't do math. Of course it doesn't."
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First tee of 2026 and it's a BANGER: Trees Please, feat. seven Aotearoa native tree species in a three-colour screenprint of verdant greens, plus painstakingly hand-lettered text (nearly killed me ngl).
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
First tee of 2026 and it's a BANGER: Trees Please, feat. seven Aotearoa native tree species in a three-colour screenprint of verdant greens, plus painstakingly hand-lettered text (nearly killed me ngl).
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
Art, culture, heritage, ethics, women, Pacifica peoples, seniors, youth, Māori. You know, all the things Seymour either doesn't have, doesn't understand, or doesn't think matter.
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Art, culture, heritage, ethics, women, Pacifica peoples, seniors, youth, Māori. You know, all the things Seymour either doesn't have, doesn't understand, or doesn't think matter.
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
I should be surprised people will vote for a politician who runs on the idea the govt shouldn't do anything.
#nzpol
Yeah, I'm not really surprised Bishop made a u-turn.
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
ALT:
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yeah, I'm not really surprised Bishop made a u-turn.
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
How would the fine people of Auckland's wealthiest suburbs enjoy the view atop their gleaming ivory towers?
Anyway, now that they've worked out a hypothetical number to work towards CAN THEY START BUILDING YET OR WHAT!?
#nzpol
3.2 billion divided by the 9000ish farmer shareholders means each one gets $355,000ish each.
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
February 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
3.2 billion divided by the 9000ish farmer shareholders means each one gets $355,000ish each.
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
Watch them still complain about not being able to afford making simple changes to their farms to stop them from flooding.
"Nah. She'll be right mate! Trev, throw another $100 on the fire! I'm cold"
#nzpol
No shit.
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
No shit.
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
I mean, any group of people would tell you that having too many groups of people managing anything is confusing for everyone.
Wonder if it had just been the council involved, we'd have been able to pinpoint a problem ages ago.
#nzpol
I know the media doesn't, they'd have mentioned something.
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
a cartoon character with the words by all accounts it does n't make sense behind him
ALT: a cartoon character with the words by all accounts it does n't make sense behind him
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I know the media doesn't, they'd have mentioned something.
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
But does anyone else think it's ironic that the guy who first got into politics using the Māori seats, got ejected outta his party, made a new one and got them in using the Māori seats, is now trying to get rid of the Māori seats?
#nzpol
Look. What I'm saying to you is that the fact you don't have any money is not the govts fault. So, if you could just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, your boss will give you the bare minimum, and I expect you to use that to stimulate the economy so that it looks like I've done something.
#nzpol
#nzpol
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Look. What I'm saying to you is that the fact you don't have any money is not the govts fault. So, if you could just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, your boss will give you the bare minimum, and I expect you to use that to stimulate the economy so that it looks like I've done something.
#nzpol
#nzpol
Yeah, if I've found $200k in my house, I'm not giving it to the cops...
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Yeah, if I've found $200k in my house, I'm not giving it to the cops...
"You have to bend over, firmly grab both shoelaces, and pull yourself up. Once you're on the ground, we kick you a few times with our own boot, make you give them a nice sloppy lick, then steal your wallet."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"You have to bend over, firmly grab both shoelaces, and pull yourself up. Once you're on the ground, we kick you a few times with our own boot, make you give them a nice sloppy lick, then steal your wallet."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
"No, I know how YOU got rich."
First the ferry terminals, now an LNG terminal. This government is suffering from terminal stupidity. I wouldn't trust them to run a bus terminal.
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
