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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
The anonymous allegations were sent to politicians, senior police officers, government officials and journalists.
AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!
Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.
#nzpol #acab
AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!
Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.
#nzpol #acab
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal the full story of the downfall of a deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Heard that "Anything worth doing is hard" quote again today and I'm not your dad but that is some toxic bullshit in my opinion.
You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.
You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Heard that "Anything worth doing is hard" quote again today and I'm not your dad but that is some toxic bullshit in my opinion.
You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.
You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.
"We are profiting. Therefore, the whole economy must be doing great. What is everyone bitching about?"
I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.
The rich are looking rather tasty...
#nzpol
I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.
The rich are looking rather tasty...
#nzpol
'Really insulting': Can ANZ really claim its record profit is due to economy improving?
'Really insulting': Can ANZ really claim its record profit is due to economy improving?
It's announced a full-year profit of more than $2.5 billion.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"We are profiting. Therefore, the whole economy must be doing great. What is everyone bitching about?"
I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.
The rich are looking rather tasty...
#nzpol
I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.
The rich are looking rather tasty...
#nzpol
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So proud of our little brigade, regardless of season, weather or terrain, they are always in the thick of it for our communities...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...
#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...
#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro
'Heartbreaking': National Park firefighters share toll of massive blaze
Four National Park firefighters were the first to face the fire that soon consumed 2800ha.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So proud of our little brigade, regardless of season, weather or terrain, they are always in the thick of it for our communities...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...
#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...
#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro
Any opinion you have of Ol' Winnie, he's been elected for a majority of that 50 years.
Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...
#nzpol
Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Any opinion you have of Ol' Winnie, he's been elected for a majority of that 50 years.
Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...
#nzpol
Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...
#nzpol
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Who did this? Coz we should definitely be friends 🤣 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Who did this? Coz we should definitely be friends 🤣 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol
"What I'm saying is that we need to have a serious conversa"
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"What I'm saying is that we need to have a serious conversa"
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.
#nzpol
What's this? Luxon being told again that he should do his job?
Quick, someone head to Te Puke and go tell him to his face.
#nzpol
Quick, someone head to Te Puke and go tell him to his face.
#nzpol
Luxon should step in over worsening Cook Islands spat, expert says
A geopolitical analyst says the prime minister should fix the diplomatic stand-off, as the foreign minister is making things worse.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What's this? Luxon being told again that he should do his job?
Quick, someone head to Te Puke and go tell him to his face.
#nzpol
Quick, someone head to Te Puke and go tell him to his face.
#nzpol
So, you just held the gun to your foot and pulled the trigger, huh?
"Oh. We don't mind throwing a potential coalition partner under the bus. We'll be fine next year without them."
Next year - "Oh no, we don't have enough numbers to form a govt..."
#nzpol
"Oh. We don't mind throwing a potential coalition partner under the bus. We'll be fine next year without them."
Next year - "Oh no, we don't have enough numbers to form a govt..."
#nzpol
Labour 'absolutely' comfortable if Te Pāti Māori does not return to Parliament
Labour 'absolutely' comfortable if Te Pāti Māori does not return to Parliament
Campaign manager Willie Jackson says Labour would not consider welcoming ousted Te Pāti Māori MPs Mariameno Kapa-Kingi and Tākuta Ferris as candidates.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So, you just held the gun to your foot and pulled the trigger, huh?
"Oh. We don't mind throwing a potential coalition partner under the bus. We'll be fine next year without them."
Next year - "Oh no, we don't have enough numbers to form a govt..."
#nzpol
"Oh. We don't mind throwing a potential coalition partner under the bus. We'll be fine next year without them."
Next year - "Oh no, we don't have enough numbers to form a govt..."
#nzpol
Oh, so more road side tests they can fake to make up numbers?
As long as the test kits don't have internet access...
#nzpol
As long as the test kits don't have internet access...
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh, so more road side tests they can fake to make up numbers?
As long as the test kits don't have internet access...
#nzpol
As long as the test kits don't have internet access...
#nzpol
$1000 for food and drink at an event to unveil a portrait? That's cheap!
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
I can’t believe I even have to say this but…
I felt it was important to support a local, emerging artist. Clark Roworth is exceptionally talented, and will now have his place in Wellington’s history. As an arts capital, I’d advocate for any opportunity to use our talented arts community. 🧵
I felt it was important to support a local, emerging artist. Clark Roworth is exceptionally talented, and will now have his place in Wellington’s history. As an arts capital, I’d advocate for any opportunity to use our talented arts community. 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
$1000 for food and drink at an event to unveil a portrait? That's cheap!
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Oh the government hasn't fixed the economy? You mean...
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh the government hasn't fixed the economy? You mean...
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98.7% of the discussion on the Regulatory Standards Bill was negative
We had a discussion
Gov is ignoring us and forcing it though anyhow
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
We had a discussion
Gov is ignoring us and forcing it though anyhow
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
98.7% of the discussion on the Regulatory Standards Bill was negative
We had a discussion
Gov is ignoring us and forcing it though anyhow
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
We had a discussion
Gov is ignoring us and forcing it though anyhow
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
This! All of this!!
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This! All of this!!
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
Kind of ironic that a former CEO of a state owned enterprise is suggesting to sell some.
He knows how much returns the state gets when they're a major shareholder. Even when he was CEO.
What kind of CEO doesn't understand "spending money to make money"!? That's what the stock market is!
#nzpol
He knows how much returns the state gets when they're a major shareholder. Even when he was CEO.
What kind of CEO doesn't understand "spending money to make money"!? That's what the stock market is!
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Kind of ironic that a former CEO of a state owned enterprise is suggesting to sell some.
He knows how much returns the state gets when they're a major shareholder. Even when he was CEO.
What kind of CEO doesn't understand "spending money to make money"!? That's what the stock market is!
#nzpol
He knows how much returns the state gets when they're a major shareholder. Even when he was CEO.
What kind of CEO doesn't understand "spending money to make money"!? That's what the stock market is!
#nzpol
Hang on, isn't a business selling off assets usually a sign of bad management? Wasn't this idiot a CEO or something?
"Run the country like a business" - fires half the staff, makes unnecessary purchases, now needs to sell half of it to stay afloat.
So, not a "successful" business then?
#nzpol
"Run the country like a business" - fires half the staff, makes unnecessary purchases, now needs to sell half of it to stay afloat.
So, not a "successful" business then?
#nzpol
National to mull asset sales as part of next election, Christopher Luxon says
But the prime minister has ruled out asset sales this term.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hang on, isn't a business selling off assets usually a sign of bad management? Wasn't this idiot a CEO or something?
"Run the country like a business" - fires half the staff, makes unnecessary purchases, now needs to sell half of it to stay afloat.
So, not a "successful" business then?
#nzpol
"Run the country like a business" - fires half the staff, makes unnecessary purchases, now needs to sell half of it to stay afloat.
So, not a "successful" business then?
#nzpol
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Um, quick question. Where are all the bees?
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Um, quick question. Where are all the bees?
It's still hyperbole to say the govt is burning the country down while a wildfire burns through Tongariro National Park, right?
Even when the firefighters working hard to put it out go on strike next week?
Even if Luxon continues to not mention anything about it?
#nzpol
Even when the firefighters working hard to put it out go on strike next week?
Even if Luxon continues to not mention anything about it?
#nzpol
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It's still hyperbole to say the govt is burning the country down while a wildfire burns through Tongariro National Park, right?
Even when the firefighters working hard to put it out go on strike next week?
Even if Luxon continues to not mention anything about it?
#nzpol
Even when the firefighters working hard to put it out go on strike next week?
Even if Luxon continues to not mention anything about it?
#nzpol
"under urgent duty" being a euphemism for going like a bat outta hell 'cos flashy light thingies and sirens make you bulletproof
i see too many near misses out here in Boganland
#nzpol
i see too many near misses out here in Boganland
#nzpol
Police car crashes on way to earlier crash in Upper Hutt
Two crashes - including one involving a police car on its way to the earlier smash - have closed SH2 River Road in Upper Hutt.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM