Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒
@wittyeti.bsky.social
Read on for mid-level shit posts and mediocre sarcasm.
Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
🇳🇿 Based in Kirikiriroa Aotearoa 🇳🇿
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
🇳🇿 Based in Kirikiriroa Aotearoa 🇳🇿
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In other countries, not listening to the people like this would have started a riot.
Can we be one of those countries?
#nzpol
Can we be one of those countries?
#nzpol
📢 National and New Zealand First agreed to pass the bill into law despite its facing fierce pushback from the public, with more than 98% of public submissions opposed.
Controversial Regulatory Standards Bill passes third reading
www.1news.co.nz
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
In other countries, not listening to the people like this would have started a riot.
Can we be one of those countries?
#nzpol
Can we be one of those countries?
#nzpol
Police Commissioner Richard Chambers pulled over for speeding at 112km/h
Police Commissioner Richard Chambers pulled over for speeding at 112km/h
Richard Chambers says he was "away with the fairies" when he was pulled over speeding last week.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme,
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme,
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
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Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine Māori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.
Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine Māori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.
Nicola Willis:
“YEEE HAAWWW my govt has pushed for more supermarket competition & now we’ve got rid of the last govts red tape that was stopping competition from coming to NZ, we’ve delivered”
Ffs you insufferable twat 🙄
Obviously red tape didn’t stop Costco from setting up in NZ back in 2022
“YEEE HAAWWW my govt has pushed for more supermarket competition & now we’ve got rid of the last govts red tape that was stopping competition from coming to NZ, we’ve delivered”
Ffs you insufferable twat 🙄
Obviously red tape didn’t stop Costco from setting up in NZ back in 2022
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
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For the avoidance of doubt, the actual phrase is:
"One bad apple
RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH"
Thank you for your attention.
"One bad apple
RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH"
Thank you for your attention.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
For the avoidance of doubt, the actual phrase is:
"One bad apple
RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH"
Thank you for your attention.
"One bad apple
RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH"
Thank you for your attention.
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Because it is. Ask any Māori.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Because it is. Ask any Māori.
Be an awful, awful shame if people were to start throwing rotton apples at cop cars.
They're just "a few bad apples" after all 🤷🏼♂️
#nzpol
They're just "a few bad apples" after all 🤷🏼♂️
#nzpol
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Be an awful, awful shame if people were to start throwing rotton apples at cop cars.
They're just "a few bad apples" after all 🤷🏼♂️
#nzpol
They're just "a few bad apples" after all 🤷🏼♂️
#nzpol
"A few bad apples"
Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie?
"Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-"
#nzpol
Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie?
"Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-"
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"A few bad apples"
Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie?
"Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-"
#nzpol
Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie?
"Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-"
#nzpol
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Oh wow, the police involved in a cover-up regarding their own behaviour.
Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!
Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh wow, the police involved in a cover-up regarding their own behaviour.
Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!
Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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We live in a country v much divided by those who have experienced police inaction, or worse - and those who haven't. I saw it constantly when talking about getting death threats or stalked - "I hope someone called the cops!". Why? Why would you assume they were going to do anything helpful?
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We live in a country v much divided by those who have experienced police inaction, or worse - and those who haven't. I saw it constantly when talking about getting death threats or stalked - "I hope someone called the cops!". Why? Why would you assume they were going to do anything helpful?
"Labelled"
What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch?
Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me?
#nzpol
What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch?
Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me?
#nzpol
30 with Guyon Espiner: Labour leader Chris Hipkins comfortable being labelled a socialist
30 with Guyon Espiner: Labour leader Chris Hipkins comfortable being labelled a socialist
The Labour tells 30 with Guyon Espiner the state has a bigger role to play, and Labour will be announcing policies to tackle profits by supermarkets and banks.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Labelled"
What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch?
Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me?
#nzpol
What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch?
Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me?
#nzpol
Um, is it REALLY just bad leadership if those leaders have worked their way up the ranks to their positions?
It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition...
#nzpol
It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition...
#nzpol
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Um, is it REALLY just bad leadership if those leaders have worked their way up the ranks to their positions?
It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition...
#nzpol
It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition...
#nzpol
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When art imitates life… #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When art imitates life… #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Ah piss off. Don't act like the same thing that happened two decades ago isn't going to repeat.
There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club.
#nzpol
There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club.
#nzpol
Morning Report live: Police Minister on what comes next after report into McSkimming case
Inside a 'cover-up': The top cops, the 'quasi investigation' and the officers who stood up
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist… Jevon has tried to get rid of this by making a complaint," wrote one officer, "... this looks like a cover-up."
www.rnz.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ah piss off. Don't act like the same thing that happened two decades ago isn't going to repeat.
There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club.
#nzpol
There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club.
#nzpol
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Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
The anonymous allegations were sent to politicians, senior police officers, government officials and journalists.
AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!
Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.
#nzpol #acab
AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!
Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.
#nzpol #acab
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal the full story of the downfall of a deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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