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@wittyeti.bsky.social
Read on for mid-level shit posts and mediocre sarcasm.
Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
🇳🇿 Based in Kirikiriroa Aotearoa 🇳🇿
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The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme,
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme,
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This! All of this!!
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This! All of this!!
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.
Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
#nzpol
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ol' Winnie did the "communist bugs bunny" meme without even realizing...
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Ol' Winnie did the "communist bugs bunny" meme without even realizing...
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Joe Daymond here has just taken the words straight outta my mouth.
But watch this govt continue to claim they understand what the public wants and needs.
#nzpol
But watch this govt continue to claim they understand what the public wants and needs.
#nzpol
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Joe Daymond here has just taken the words straight outta my mouth.
But watch this govt continue to claim they understand what the public wants and needs.
#nzpol
But watch this govt continue to claim they understand what the public wants and needs.
#nzpol
That's a 'bold' selection of "Top Stories" there RNZ.
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That's a 'bold' selection of "Top Stories" there RNZ.
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So, a few things here.
16 isn't a lot for the whole Waikato.
More stores have shut than opened in those 3 years, and more are closing.
2025 isn't over yet.
But more importantly, who the bloody hell is paying for this shit and why?
#nzpol
16 isn't a lot for the whole Waikato.
More stores have shut than opened in those 3 years, and more are closing.
2025 isn't over yet.
But more importantly, who the bloody hell is paying for this shit and why?
#nzpol
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So, a few things here.
16 isn't a lot for the whole Waikato.
More stores have shut than opened in those 3 years, and more are closing.
2025 isn't over yet.
But more importantly, who the bloody hell is paying for this shit and why?
#nzpol
16 isn't a lot for the whole Waikato.
More stores have shut than opened in those 3 years, and more are closing.
2025 isn't over yet.
But more importantly, who the bloody hell is paying for this shit and why?
#nzpol
Can we have the election now then?
If they wanna run the country as a business, then can we as shareholders hold a vote of no confidence, forcing us to elect a new CEO, wait, no I meant PM.
#nzpol
If they wanna run the country as a business, then can we as shareholders hold a vote of no confidence, forcing us to elect a new CEO, wait, no I meant PM.
#nzpol
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can we have the election now then?
If they wanna run the country as a business, then can we as shareholders hold a vote of no confidence, forcing us to elect a new CEO, wait, no I meant PM.
#nzpol
If they wanna run the country as a business, then can we as shareholders hold a vote of no confidence, forcing us to elect a new CEO, wait, no I meant PM.
#nzpol
There ya go kids. Don't go pick fruit when you turn 18, become a politician instead.
It's just like high school, but everyone's overworked parents feed and house you, not just your own.
So, any word on the three kidnapped Kiwi yet? Or Winnie still looking for shards of his integrity?
#nzpol
It's just like high school, but everyone's overworked parents feed and house you, not just your own.
So, any word on the three kidnapped Kiwi yet? Or Winnie still looking for shards of his integrity?
#nzpol
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There ya go kids. Don't go pick fruit when you turn 18, become a politician instead.
It's just like high school, but everyone's overworked parents feed and house you, not just your own.
So, any word on the three kidnapped Kiwi yet? Or Winnie still looking for shards of his integrity?
#nzpol
It's just like high school, but everyone's overworked parents feed and house you, not just your own.
So, any word on the three kidnapped Kiwi yet? Or Winnie still looking for shards of his integrity?
#nzpol
Oh look, another one.
So, either they're using their own money to pay for billboards and therefore it's legal (somehow) or they're wasting their own money.
Guess they're gonna need all the help they can get to be reelected at this rate...
#nzpol
So, either they're using their own money to pay for billboards and therefore it's legal (somehow) or they're wasting their own money.
Guess they're gonna need all the help they can get to be reelected at this rate...
#nzpol
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh look, another one.
So, either they're using their own money to pay for billboards and therefore it's legal (somehow) or they're wasting their own money.
Guess they're gonna need all the help they can get to be reelected at this rate...
#nzpol
So, either they're using their own money to pay for billboards and therefore it's legal (somehow) or they're wasting their own money.
Guess they're gonna need all the help they can get to be reelected at this rate...
#nzpol
I'm sorry, but how in the actual fuck is this legal?
Let me get this straight, the government is complaining about how much it costs to run the country and yet the pricks are spending money to throw their faces on adverts?
Do your job you dumb fucks and you might get elected again.
MIGHT!
#nzpol
Let me get this straight, the government is complaining about how much it costs to run the country and yet the pricks are spending money to throw their faces on adverts?
Do your job you dumb fucks and you might get elected again.
MIGHT!
#nzpol
October 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm sorry, but how in the actual fuck is this legal?
Let me get this straight, the government is complaining about how much it costs to run the country and yet the pricks are spending money to throw their faces on adverts?
Do your job you dumb fucks and you might get elected again.
MIGHT!
#nzpol
Let me get this straight, the government is complaining about how much it costs to run the country and yet the pricks are spending money to throw their faces on adverts?
Do your job you dumb fucks and you might get elected again.
MIGHT!
#nzpol
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Love someone today.
September 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Love someone today.
Willis knows that the people she's claiming are going to somehow be intimidated by the priests outside - are also on the street outside, right? She knows they're priests, right? The group of humanity notorious for being intimidating...
Also, no one wants your help Willis, fuck off.
#nzpol
Also, no one wants your help Willis, fuck off.
#nzpol
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Willis knows that the people she's claiming are going to somehow be intimidated by the priests outside - are also on the street outside, right? She knows they're priests, right? The group of humanity notorious for being intimidating...
Also, no one wants your help Willis, fuck off.
#nzpol
Also, no one wants your help Willis, fuck off.
#nzpol
August 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nah, it's alright cat. Just sit on my chest while I'm trying to work. Who needs to breathe anyway?
July 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Nah, it's alright cat. Just sit on my chest while I'm trying to work. Who needs to breathe anyway?