Shylo Hana
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Shylo Hana
@shylohana.bsky.social
Supervillain.
“War. Huh. Yeah. What is it good for?”

Profiteering.
Technical advancement.
Ocean recovery.
Opinion polls.
Human culling.
All sorts of stuff, really.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Pro wrestlers before ho wrestlers
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Abadon vs Matthew Palmer

youtu.be/-Shf1pPYEP4?...
[FREE MATCH] CASKET MATCH: Abadon Vs. Matthew Palmer
YouTube video by Wrestling REVOLVER
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I am forever haunted by a news headline I read at least 15 years ago.

“Man beats off snake with a stick.”

I understand it, but can’t help thinking…
Ok - if a snake comes at you with a stick, who the fuck is like “sooo… ummm… handjob?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If it ain’t broke, keep fixing ‘til it is.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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25-year-old Ukrainian powerlifter from Mykolaiv,Dmytro Polovych, who has cerebral palsy,won the WPA Hungary World Championships by lifting 105 kilograms

Dmytro was born with level IV cerebral palsy.Doctors warned that he would never be able to take even a single step or hold his head up on his own
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I saw a trailer for IT: Welcome to Derry today, and was like “Ooooooohhh. Of course… That makes more sense.”

For as long as I’ve been seeing mention of it I was thinking “How in the actual fuck are they crossing over IT and Derry Girls. That shit makes absolutely no sense.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Happy Parihaka Day to those who commemorate.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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🪬🧿 This pen is made from 2000y. old Bog Oak :) you can buy it here www.luxurywoodenpens.com (repost if you like :)

#fountainpen #pen #writing #luxury #wood #gold #stationery #alttext
October 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Sun’s out.
No wind.
First fine day of the year.
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[ ${VAN} != ‘rocking’ ] && KNOCKING=1 || KNOCKING=0;
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy (NZ edition)

Pineapple Mumps
Change one letter, ruin a candy (NZ edition)

Fruit pubes
Change one letter, ruin a candy (NZ edition)

Shit takers.
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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📢 Police found the missing model dinosaur after a search warrant on October 23.
‘Jurassic justice has been served’: Stolen dino reunited with its family
www.nzherald.co.nz
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The idea of “world domination” is so stupid.
Like - you’ve been to the world and seen that shitshow, right?
Fuck that noise.
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Ermagherd!!!
NIXON NEWELL ON COLLISION!!!
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Night Witches - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m a 10, but only to those who understand binary.
i’m a 10 but in the psych ward i’m a 13.
October 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well then… bye, Fedora.
Don't use Fedora Linux
Fedora Linux project agrees to allow AI-assisted contributions with a new policy
#Fedora #Linux #AI
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you don’ know what the lamp reference is about, the full Murder Sheets special is on YouTube.
So worth watching.
My new special SPACE CAMP is out on @punchuplive at punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want • anyone that pays more than $10 is automatically entered into a raffle to win my brother’s stain glass art and runner ups to win t-shirts and other merch. Raffle ends Nov 18th
October 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The $32.17 Bucks could really use this win.
One of the best entrances EVER!!!

Fans with donations 😂
October 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Hello AEW Sickos:

Wednesday’s Collision/Countdown Replay is not showing up in the HBO Max Search function. (Team has been notified)

If you’re looking for the 10/15 Collision Replay go to Sports & slide down to the Watch Full Replays line and you should find it there.

🤼 #AEWCollision #wrestlesky
October 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’d like to see Willow Nightingale vs Dax Harwood in an absolute slobberknocker.
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Danhausen shoes!

Sizes available usa mens 4-18 . These drop friday the 17th at 12pm est at bullairs.com .
Preorder with ETA ship mid/late q2 of 2026. Check out IG for an idea of other products. They’ve worked with elvira, pee wee & toxic avenger recently on drops
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM