Shylo Hana
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Shylo Hana
@shylohana.bsky.social
Supervillain.
So I watched the final season of What We Do in the Shadows…

And now I’m thinking if they’re adapting the Kiwi story, maybe a spin-off series… Staten Island Paranormal.
They could follow the exploits of Guillermo’s family
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Do you reckon there are Emu Wars reenactors out there in the world?
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Hey, if you're looking for silly wrestling shirts for chrimbo, get your order in by 5th Dec. Use the code BSKYBAYBAY for 10% off 💜🤼

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I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That’ll do, Charlie Brown. That’ll do.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, Charlie Brown.
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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hey hey everyone!

the full match between ZSJ and myself is available for free! go head over to the official GCW YT to check out some sick graps!
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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These are the last 5 Leaves Is Plants keychains I will ever have!
#leavesisplants #wrestlesky #aew
boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/1892...
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Only International Men.
All y’all locals can eat shit.
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A) Riho’s red and black ring gear makes her look badass and it’s awesome.

B) Alex Windsor and Riho as a team are dope-as-fuck and I hope they continue because I’d love to see what further double-team stuff they can come up with.
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fascist.
You know - from Italian (Fascio) as coined by Benito Mussolini. Of course, from Latin (Fascis), referring to a bundle of sticks… a faggot, if you will - or - as you must, being that’s its actual meaning.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fascis#...
fascis - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Ride or die”
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
Alt: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“War. Huh. Yeah. What is it good for?”

Profiteering.
Technical advancement.
Ocean recovery.
Opinion polls.
Human culling.
All sorts of stuff, really.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Pro wrestlers before ho wrestlers
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Abadon vs Matthew Palmer

youtu.be/-Shf1pPYEP4?...
[FREE MATCH] CASKET MATCH: Abadon Vs. Matthew Palmer
YouTube video by Wrestling REVOLVER
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I am forever haunted by a news headline I read at least 15 years ago.

“Man beats off snake with a stick.”

I understand it, but can’t help thinking…
Ok - if a snake comes at you with a stick, who the fuck is like “sooo… ummm… handjob?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If it ain’t broke, keep fixing ‘til it is.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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25-year-old Ukrainian powerlifter from Mykolaiv,Dmytro Polovych, who has cerebral palsy,won the WPA Hungary World Championships by lifting 105 kilograms

Dmytro was born with level IV cerebral palsy.Doctors warned that he would never be able to take even a single step or hold his head up on his own
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I saw a trailer for IT: Welcome to Derry today, and was like “Ooooooohhh. Of course… That makes more sense.”

For as long as I’ve been seeing mention of it I was thinking “How in the actual fuck are they crossing over IT and Derry Girls. That shit makes absolutely no sense.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Happy Parihaka Day to those who commemorate.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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🪬🧿 This pen is made from 2000y. old Bog Oak :) you can buy it here www.luxurywoodenpens.com (repost if you like :)

#fountainpen #pen #writing #luxury #wood #gold #stationery #alttext
October 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Sun’s out.
No wind.
First fine day of the year.
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[ ${VAN} != ‘rocking’ ] && KNOCKING=1 || KNOCKING=0;
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy (NZ edition)

Pineapple Mumps
Change one letter, ruin a candy (NZ edition)

Fruit pubes
Change one letter, ruin a candy (NZ edition)

Shit takers.
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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📢 Police found the missing model dinosaur after a search warrant on October 23.
‘Jurassic justice has been served’: Stolen dino reunited with its family
www.nzherald.co.nz
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM