SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
All Cops Are BlueSky
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
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I remember printing out 8 pages of directions before seeing out on long road trips.
We've come a long way...
We've come a long way...
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I remember printing out 8 pages of directions before seeing out on long road trips.
We've come a long way...
We've come a long way...
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HAVE YOURSELF A NIGHT, GRAYSON.
Recorded both a career high and a franchise record in the same game!
Recorded both a career high and a franchise record in the same game!
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
HAVE YOURSELF A NIGHT, GRAYSON.
Recorded both a career high and a franchise record in the same game!
Recorded both a career high and a franchise record in the same game!
The vegan enthusiastically wanting turkey is a wild choice, but this ad rules!
(Open invitation for the Triangle of Madness to join my Thanksgiving table 👉👈)
(Open invitation for the Triangle of Madness to join my Thanksgiving table 👉👈)
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The vegan enthusiastically wanting turkey is a wild choice, but this ad rules!
(Open invitation for the Triangle of Madness to join my Thanksgiving table 👉👈)
(Open invitation for the Triangle of Madness to join my Thanksgiving table 👉👈)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
A whole lot of liberals are hopefully starting to learn that Democrats are just Republicans that say "sorry".
Unlikely anything will ever open them up to leftist alternatives though
Unlikely anything will ever open them up to leftist alternatives though
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A whole lot of liberals are hopefully starting to learn that Democrats are just Republicans that say "sorry".
Unlikely anything will ever open them up to leftist alternatives though
Unlikely anything will ever open them up to leftist alternatives though
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CHUCK SCHUMER: I would like to buy this used car from you.
ME: Fine. It will be one million dollars.
CHUCK: That's crazy. I'll pay ten thousand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: A hundred grand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: ...okay I give you a million now, but next week you consider giving me back half?
ME: ...okay.
ME: Fine. It will be one million dollars.
CHUCK: That's crazy. I'll pay ten thousand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: A hundred grand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: ...okay I give you a million now, but next week you consider giving me back half?
ME: ...okay.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
CHUCK SCHUMER: I would like to buy this used car from you.
ME: Fine. It will be one million dollars.
CHUCK: That's crazy. I'll pay ten thousand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: A hundred grand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: ...okay I give you a million now, but next week you consider giving me back half?
ME: ...okay.
ME: Fine. It will be one million dollars.
CHUCK: That's crazy. I'll pay ten thousand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: A hundred grand.
ME: A million.
CHUCK: ...okay I give you a million now, but next week you consider giving me back half?
ME: ...okay.
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Just got off the phone with Joe and Eileen Bailey, and they both agreed Chuck Schumer has *got* to go.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Just got off the phone with Joe and Eileen Bailey, and they both agreed Chuck Schumer has *got* to go.
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“YouTube is furthering the Trump administration’s agenda to remove evidence of human rights violations and war crimes.”
YouTube Quietly Erased More Than 700 Videos Documenting Israeli Human Rights Violations
The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.
interc.pt
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“YouTube is furthering the Trump administration’s agenda to remove evidence of human rights violations and war crimes.”
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We're gonna be playing Pathfinder (think D&D but better) over on Cool Zone Media Book Club for the next six weeks, and I figured why not start with a little prequel story as a teaser, complete with character art.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-tale-o...
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-tale-o...
The Tale of the Explodable Prison
or: Margaret writes a prequel for some Pathfinder characters
margaretkilljoy.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We're gonna be playing Pathfinder (think D&D but better) over on Cool Zone Media Book Club for the next six weeks, and I figured why not start with a little prequel story as a teaser, complete with character art.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-tale-o...
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-tale-o...
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We're doing a live Pathfinder game for the next few weekends on the Cool Zone Book Club (published as weekend episodes of It Could Happen Here). The great Margaret Killjoy wrote some fiction setting up our characters:
We're gonna be playing Pathfinder (think D&D but better) over on Cool Zone Media Book Club for the next six weeks, and I figured why not start with a little prequel story as a teaser, complete with character art.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-tale-o...
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-tale-o...
The Tale of the Explodable Prison
or: Margaret writes a prequel for some Pathfinder characters
margaretkilljoy.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We're doing a live Pathfinder game for the next few weekends on the Cool Zone Book Club (published as weekend episodes of It Could Happen Here). The great Margaret Killjoy wrote some fiction setting up our characters:
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
These two are so goddamn adorable!
I will simply be ✨passing away✨ from the cuteness I stg 🥰🤼♂️
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
These two are so goddamn adorable!
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it can't be emphasized enough that The Satanic Temple's reaction to widespread misinformation crediting TST with work they weren't actually doing was
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
it can't be emphasized enough that The Satanic Temple's reaction to widespread misinformation crediting TST with work they weren't actually doing was
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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People defending Sydney Sweeney saying she didn't actually say anything bad and was just deflecting...if the question is "do you condemn white supremacy" or "do you think white supremacy is bad" then refusing to answer is endorsing white supremacy
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People defending Sydney Sweeney saying she didn't actually say anything bad and was just deflecting...if the question is "do you condemn white supremacy" or "do you think white supremacy is bad" then refusing to answer is endorsing white supremacy
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Everything I know about Sydney Sweeney is against my will.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Everything I know about Sydney Sweeney is against my will.
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“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
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I need people to start having some long term memory retention about this dude. This is the opposite of a surprise.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I need people to start having some long term memory retention about this dude. This is the opposite of a surprise.
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i started making fun of Jeremy Renner as a bit on the show years ago. didn't have any reason to think he was an awful person, just felt like he was up his own ass enough to be funny.
anyway turns out he's an actual monster. i take back my apology over making fun of his weird snowplow accident.
anyway turns out he's an actual monster. i take back my apology over making fun of his weird snowplow accident.
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
r/popculturechat
www.reddit.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i started making fun of Jeremy Renner as a bit on the show years ago. didn't have any reason to think he was an awful person, just felt like he was up his own ass enough to be funny.
anyway turns out he's an actual monster. i take back my apology over making fun of his weird snowplow accident.
anyway turns out he's an actual monster. i take back my apology over making fun of his weird snowplow accident.
Di... Did Variety just credible accuse the Grammy voters of pedophillia?
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Di... Did Variety just credible accuse the Grammy voters of pedophillia?
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yet another unsurprising person giving into the pull of unlimited saudi money lol
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
yet another unsurprising person giving into the pull of unlimited saudi money lol