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SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
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Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.

Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.

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Splurged on a "little" (it's fucking huge) treat for myself
The Hardcover edition of Hellblazer by Garth Ennis Onimbus published by DC Black Label and featuring the art of William Simpson, Steve Dillon, John Higgins, Peter Snejbjerg, David Lloyd, Mike Hoffman, and Glyn Dillon
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Screenshot in case they delete this post
SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.... 14s So honored in fact that 2 months later they then unceremoniously fired all of the staff writers that won them this award in the first fucking place ---- Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ ZMIUg7v FOUR FREEDOMS AWARDS FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EXPRESSION Teen Vogue Roosevelt Institute
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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TFW you failed at your job of getting a soundbite for a CNN hit piece and you're hoping you don't get demoted to day time celebrity gossip.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Well, at least you're the embodiment of your bio.

Now kindly go fuck yourself off a cliff.
The Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social 1.3K followers 423 following 658 posts An advocate for shitty opinions
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
The Box Cover for the video game Freedom Force (2002) The Box cover for Freedom Force vs The 3rd Reich (2005). The sequel to Freedom Force (2002)
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Oh no, it was until it wasn't! Note the hair part
The real Tony Schiavone in his Phantom of the Opera garb, hair parted to the left Hangman Adam Page in his Tony Schiavone dressed as The phantom of the Opera garb. Wig hair parted back and to the right
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Shocked Pikachu Aubrey Edwards
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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👉👈💋
I stopped on "Kiss Me"
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Marge Simpson standing at a betting window saying to the bookie "Can't I just bet that all the players will have a fun time?"
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Still struggling to get my mental health back, but I found a chill bar that serves bougie ass coffee martinis. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
A coffee martini in a decorative wide glass with three coffee beans in a triangular pattern centered on top of thick foam. The glass is sitting atop a brightly colored coaster with the bottles of flavored bitters in the background on the bar.
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Mmm, you bet I am!
The Sensualist 100.0% match You are a seeker of sensation, drawn to the symphony of touch, taste, scent, and sound. Whether you're orchestrating an experience or immersing yourself in it, your focus is on heightening every sense. Soft fabrics, warm oils, or the whisper of breath against skin, these are your tools or your delights. You crave connection through the body, finding beauty in the slow, deliberate exploration of pleasure. For you, BDSM is a canvas where every stroke, every texture, every shiver tells a story. Likely preferences Romance & Affection Nipple Play Sensation Play Teasing Temperature Play
October 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Oof. Combing Google Image Search for "Dustin Rhodes MAGA Tweet" actually brings up a ton of really problematic past posts though.
r/SquaredCircle grandpa-needs-jesus 4 yr. ago Bad look for Dustin Rhodes on Twitter @dustinrho... 20h Dustin Rhodes There's a big difference between someone begging for money at a traffic light, and a man digging in the garbage for food and not asking for help. Help that person. #KeepSteppin ty2005_92 @ty2005_92-20h I'd be willing to bet the same people do both of those things more than half the time. Help whoever you can, whenever you can Dustin Rhodes @dustinrhodes Replying to @ty2005_92 No 1:45 PM 7/25/21 Twitter for iPhone r/SquaredCircle 3 yr. ago anutosu Dustin Rhodes likes tweet of someone saying they don't regret not taking the COVID vaccine Dustin Rhodes liked Samantha Marika @samanthamarika1 I will never regret NOT getting the Covid vaccine 3:57 AM 10 Jan 23 145K Views 515 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 7,364 Likes r/SCJerk ReDAnibu HULK HOGAN HAS PASSED AWAY, Dustin Rhodes That doesn't work for me brother Dustin Rhodes @dustinrhodes Hospitals truly kill people. I really do mean that.
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Unsolicited Mick Pic
A picture of Professional Wrestler Mick Foley giving a thumbs up with a toothy smile on his face. He has neck length shaggy hair and a trimmed but burly beard and is wearing two layers of flannel over his iconic black and yellow "Wanted Dead or Alive: Cactus Jack" T-shirt.
October 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Oh that's too easy
Luigi Mangione perfecting Derek Zoolander's blue steel pose while looking absolutely stunning wearing a biker proof vest while seated in a court room as fascist pig police officers stand oafishly behind him out of frame
October 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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if you see this quote your favorite Pokemon (wrong answers only)
Black Philip a large billy goat with long black and grey fur and very large curled horns stands menacingly, kicking his front left hoof up as he stares at the camera. He's standing in a pen with loose hay scattered on a concrete floor and stone brick walls.
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Why the hell is the 2023 New York Comic Con trending?
A list of trending topics on BlueSky from 2:08PM PDT October 9 2025 1. NYCC 2023 Hot 237 posts Entertainment 2. László Krasznahorkai 9h ago 268 posts Entertainment 3. Seattle Politics 864 posts Politics 18h ago 4. WNBA 20h ago 1.6K posts Sports 5. Survivor 20h ago 1.5K posts Entertainment
October 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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That's fair. Harsh, but fair...
The words "THE DUMB ONE" written in white impact font in front of a red and black horror movie coded back backdrop that appears to be a distorted image of a skull on the ground
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Yeah, that's fair. That's a fair assessment.
The words "THE DUMB ONE" written in white impact font in front of a red and black horror movie coded back backdrop that appears to be a distorted image of a skull on the ground
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Yeah... That's fair.
The words "THE DUMB ONE" written in white impact font in front of a red and black horror movie coded back backdrop that appears to be a distorted image of a skull on the ground.
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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L O Fucking L
Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social Oooh, you're so scary with your screenshots. I only go to Vegas or PHX for work. I'm so sorry that you are bothered by one person not liking your home. I hope you can sleep at night. October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsk... During the winter right? Yeah I bet it's "for work", Snowbird. You were clearly bothered enough to go look at my profile to find a post you weren't tagged in though so...
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Things I know as an Arizonan that Chicagoans like Maggie Hendricks can't take:

1. A joke that isn't about them
2. Their own winters
Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks... 24m But they're still both deserts! He didn't say "moves from one desert to the other." He said, "moves to the desert." SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky... 15m Vegas is "a desert". Phoenix is THE desert Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks... 14m I hate 'em both so dgaf SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky... 12m Weird things to hate, but ok Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.... 9m Neither city should exist. They both steal water for qolf courses and use enough AC to choke the planet. If you think that's weird, again, DGAF. SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social People have lived in both areas long before ignorant white midwesterners decided to blame them for climate change they don't understand to begin with Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.... 5m But did they need AC? Did they need to dam off water that served everyone to grow golf courses and lawns? lawns? Of Of course course they didn't. Bud, you don't know me at all so you can keep running your mouth but you're showing your ignorance while not even showing your name or face. How weak. Bye now. SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social If my city (Phoenix, where I was born and raised) shouldn't exist then where are all the Chicagoans gonna flee to every winter and spring when they need relief from burning ungodly amounts of fossil fuels just to heat their inefficient homes? Don't come for a desert rat, lest you might get bit lol
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Imported straight from the once lost fountains of Kyletron (alt text)

#AEW #KyleLore 🤼
A SatanicPanDick enjoying an Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red Monster Energy Drink. It's the sexist of the Kyletron Fountain Fluids.
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Mental health wasn't doing so great, so I took myself out to see The Legendary Pink Dots.
October 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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"SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP" or as I call it...

The average work week.
jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social Will die from a Costco Incident (Slipped in pee pee) HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS: SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP SLUTTY SKELETON SLUTTY TARGET LADY SLUTTY GREMLIN SLUTTY CASHIER SLUTTY CIVIL WAR NURSE October 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM Some people can reply (But apparently not some goats)
October 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Normalize replying "WAFFLES" everytime BlueSky makes a policy change that further endangers marginalized communities
lucas, ho chi minh thot @antioccident.b... 3h have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or - Jay @jay.bsky.team 3h WAFFLES
October 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM