SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
All Cops Are BlueSky
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
StumbleUpon brought me here
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
StumbleUpon brought me here
I lost my GeoCities in the great AngelFire of 2001. 😢
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I lost my GeoCities in the great AngelFire of 2001. 😢
GOLD AND CRISPY! BAD GUYS ARE HISTORY!
Literally the only thing Dane Cook has ever done in his life that could be considered a net good (it's a very low bar)
Literally the only thing Dane Cook has ever done in his life that could be considered a net good (it's a very low bar)
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
GOLD AND CRISPY! BAD GUYS ARE HISTORY!
Literally the only thing Dane Cook has ever done in his life that could be considered a net good (it's a very low bar)
Literally the only thing Dane Cook has ever done in his life that could be considered a net good (it's a very low bar)
How dare you besmirch the best superhero movie ever made!
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
How dare you besmirch the best superhero movie ever made!
Legit if I was a cat named George Lopez, I'd be mean too. Lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Legit if I was a cat named George Lopez, I'd be mean too. Lol
Wait. I've got it. EVERY Tetromino is now a cat and you have the option to pet them after they've been placed. Relieves the stress of dropping a block in the wrong spot.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Wait. I've got it. EVERY Tetromino is now a cat and you have the option to pet them after they've been placed. Relieves the stress of dropping a block in the wrong spot.
It would take a miracle...
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It would take a miracle...
I was gonna say the option to pet the friendly animals and maybe give them a forehead kiss, but yours is really good too
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I was gonna say the option to pet the friendly animals and maybe give them a forehead kiss, but yours is really good too
You might be right, but their reply history feels more like they're just a very dumb human lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You might be right, but their reply history feels more like they're just a very dumb human lol
That's a Cybertruck but they do look an awful lot like a dumpster so I understand the confusion 😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That's a Cybertruck but they do look an awful lot like a dumpster so I understand the confusion 😂
Neat. But are you implying that this post about Rudy Giuliani getting hit by a car was in any way the fault of a current or past president?
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Neat. But are you implying that this post about Rudy Giuliani getting hit by a car was in any way the fault of a current or past president?
Are you implying that every president runs people over with a car?
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Are you implying that every president runs people over with a car?
BECAUSE NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY STRAIGHT PEOPLE'S MARRIAGE RIGHTS, BRIAN!!!
THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT TO GRASP, BRIAN!!!
THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT TO GRASP, BRIAN!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BECAUSE NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY STRAIGHT PEOPLE'S MARRIAGE RIGHTS, BRIAN!!!
THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT TO GRASP, BRIAN!!!
THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT TO GRASP, BRIAN!!!
This is 100% their plan to get back in WWE with a tag title run.
Always has been.
Always has been.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is 100% their plan to get back in WWE with a tag title run.
Always has been.
Always has been.