Shylo Hana
shylohana.bsky.social
Shylo Hana
@shylohana.bsky.social
Supervillain.
Rocking to the dawn
Evil Uno ‘til the morning
Then I’m gone, I’m gone.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Christmas is just around the corner.
Maybe you could give it to like an in-law or something.
They can put it in the garage and only bring it out when you’re visiting so they think you think they use it.
Or…
Trawl the back catalogue and release a “Best of…” compilation.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“Underage girls”

Let’s just shorten that for efficiency.

“Children”
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I was genuinely concerned by the amount Skye Blue was bleeding. However - that’s what the officials and med staff are for and she seemed to thrive on it. What she could probably do with is the props she deserves. She absolutely slayed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I actually decided to try watching NXT right beforehand.
It was like going straight to your favourite bar with your best friends after having a quarterly performance review at Christmas lunch with your racist uncle and his drunk, handsy girlfriend.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You can’t improve on perfection, duh.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Can’t find enough state assets to sell?
Make more stuff property of the state.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Roddy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Have you ever lodged a complaint against a cop?
It’s total bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Cool.
Next, do Congo has a monopoly on Tesla because nobody knows how batteries work.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Labour: Let’s Do This… OK, Maybe Not Actually Do This, But Tell Everyone We Think We Might Be Able To Something in the General Vicinity.

Just not catchy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hahaha… when have you seen Kidd Bandit *not* go?
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Well, that was a little bit cute.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Besides… 3 minutes benefits the fans who’ve been hoping to see you back on TV.
Fans that may have even forgot you lost your first match because that was far less important than you just being there.
Fans you just lost.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Just look at all the people who failed to survive 5 minutes with the best wrestler alive.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Party donations and invites to fancy dinners.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Only a curse could possibly stop this pac-level reign of wet destruction…
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
NOOOO!!!, OC!!!
Any moisture and he’ll reconstitute.
Wet Pac is a juice bender. It’s the source of his power!!!
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Literally only came here to express that same sentiment.
Just striking.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So disappointing. I was really looking forward to Newell in AEW.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM