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Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep.
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
I’ve watched the film twice and this is the first time I’m realising the amazing visual joke of putting a basketball hoop right in front of that window. Cancel the oscars, we’re done here.
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’ve watched the film twice and this is the first time I’m realising the amazing visual joke of putting a basketball hoop right in front of that window. Cancel the oscars, we’re done here.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
bill nye the science guy is short for bill new years eve the science gew uears yeve
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
bill nye the science guy is short for bill new years eve the science gew uears yeve
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
really great thread on something I’d always been aware of about myself but couldn’t have described this precisely 🧵
An interesting aspect of having cyclical strong interests, is that over time you repeatedly find yourself returning to something you haven't touched in a while. Almost like clockwork.
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
really great thread on something I’d always been aware of about myself but couldn’t have described this precisely 🧵
what is the sound of one ass cheek clapping?
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
what is the sound of one ass cheek clapping?
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
“fucking’s back on the menu, boys!”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
“fucking’s back on the menu, boys!”
The Spy I Hooked Up With On Grindr
Make a Bond movie casual
Pratfall
Pratfall
Make a Bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The Spy I Hooked Up With On Grindr
clip a lyric too short, ruin the meaning
“all your life you’ve never seen a woman”
“it’s time to stop children”
“all your life you’ve never seen a woman”
“it’s time to stop children”
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
clip a lyric too short, ruin the meaning
“all your life you’ve never seen a woman”
“it’s time to stop children”
“all your life you’ve never seen a woman”
“it’s time to stop children”
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Pratfall
Pratfall
Make a Bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
casino normale
“I am fucking no man”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“I am fucking no man”
…and at christmas, you tell the truth
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
…and at christmas, you tell the truth
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still one of the funniest redactions I’ve ever seen in the Titan investigation interviews
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
He’s seen the forbidden things at the bottom of the sea. Things that no man was meant to see
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
still one of the funniest redactions I’ve ever seen in the Titan investigation interviews
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
I want employers to know that, in solidarity with workers, if a store employee makes eye contact with me for any reason I will leave the store
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I want employers to know that, in solidarity with workers, if a store employee makes eye contact with me for any reason I will leave the store
Tiny Tims who die are all alike; every Tiny Tim who did NOT die is alive in his own way
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Tiny Tims who die are all alike; every Tiny Tim who did NOT die is alive in his own way
both my parents got Lego for Christmas and I didn’t so I’m sitting here doing a jigsaw puzzle while my 73yo dad builds his new Speed Champions
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
both my parents got Lego for Christmas and I didn’t so I’m sitting here doing a jigsaw puzzle while my 73yo dad builds his new Speed Champions
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
joy to the world is the filthiest christmas song because it’s the only one with lyrics about the joy of sounding
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
joy to the world is the filthiest christmas song because it’s the only one with lyrics about the joy of sounding
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My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
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I’m so fortunate to be able to hear native birdsong from my house in the city. Having said that, there is a tūī near my house that has been making the same noise every five seconds or so for the last three days, starting around 5am.
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m so fortunate to be able to hear native birdsong from my house in the city. Having said that, there is a tūī near my house that has been making the same noise every five seconds or so for the last three days, starting around 5am.