jim fishvvick
@fimjishwick.bsky.social
they/them
i came to make theatre and weak puns and i'm all out of theatre
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i came to make theatre and weak puns and i'm all out of theatre
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I know I’ve already warned you about the grizzlies cloning capabilities but it bears repeating.
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I know I’ve already warned you about the grizzlies cloning capabilities but it bears repeating.
Put a little cryptic for your weekend up on My Crossword!
"Faint leek? (4,4)"
"Reconcile band with their iconic look (4,3,4,2)"
"A TV detective following twisty shock for cold case? (10)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3121
"Faint leek? (4,4)"
"Reconcile band with their iconic look (4,3,4,2)"
"A TV detective following twisty shock for cold case? (10)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3121
Cryptic crossword No 3,121 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,121 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Ghoti. Published Sat 14 Feb 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
www.mycrossword.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Put a little cryptic for your weekend up on My Crossword!
"Faint leek? (4,4)"
"Reconcile band with their iconic look (4,3,4,2)"
"A TV detective following twisty shock for cold case? (10)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3121
"Faint leek? (4,4)"
"Reconcile band with their iconic look (4,3,4,2)"
"A TV detective following twisty shock for cold case? (10)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3121
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Another cryptic crossword of mine up on mycrosswords!
Some favourites:
"Hard to find how cricketers go bald (4,2,3,6)"
"Huffing wolf brought about movement of air (9)"
"Play the faithful's humiliation for Spooner (3,6,2,3,5)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3098
Some favourites:
"Hard to find how cricketers go bald (4,2,3,6)"
"Huffing wolf brought about movement of air (9)"
"Play the faithful's humiliation for Spooner (3,6,2,3,5)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3098
Cryptic crossword No 3,098 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,098 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 26 clues by Ghoti. Published Thu 5 Feb 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
www.mycrossword.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Another cryptic crossword of mine up on mycrosswords!
Some favourites:
"Hard to find how cricketers go bald (4,2,3,6)"
"Huffing wolf brought about movement of air (9)"
"Play the faithful's humiliation for Spooner (3,6,2,3,5)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3098
Some favourites:
"Hard to find how cricketers go bald (4,2,3,6)"
"Huffing wolf brought about movement of air (9)"
"Play the faithful's humiliation for Spooner (3,6,2,3,5)"
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3098
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Some personal favourite clues include:
"De-casually-ath? (2,7)"
"Crack the Titanic or the Lusitania (but not both)? (3–5)"
"Fond gentleman to caress lady's opening, formally (4,3,6,6)"
(Now updated with minimal typos!)
"De-casually-ath? (2,7)"
"Crack the Titanic or the Lusitania (but not both)? (3–5)"
"Fond gentleman to caress lady's opening, formally (4,3,6,6)"
(Now updated with minimal typos!)
hello, i have started posting cryptic crosswords on mycrossword, if you're into that sort of thing xoxo
more soon!
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3076
more soon!
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3076
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Some personal favourite clues include:
"De-casually-ath? (2,7)"
"Crack the Titanic or the Lusitania (but not both)? (3–5)"
"Fond gentleman to caress lady's opening, formally (4,3,6,6)"
(Now updated with minimal typos!)
"De-casually-ath? (2,7)"
"Crack the Titanic or the Lusitania (but not both)? (3–5)"
"Fond gentleman to caress lady's opening, formally (4,3,6,6)"
(Now updated with minimal typos!)
hello, i have started posting cryptic crosswords on mycrossword, if you're into that sort of thing xoxo
more soon!
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3076
more soon!
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3076
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
hello, i have started posting cryptic crosswords on mycrossword, if you're into that sort of thing xoxo
more soon!
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3076
more soon!
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3076
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[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
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Whatever he had like 12 followers
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whatever he had like 12 followers
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I like to think I'd be good on The Traitors but if I was selected I would fuck it up before the blindfold came off. Claudia would squeeze me on the shoulder, I would immediately scream "I'M A TRAITOR I'M SORRY" and throw up right on the round table as a moody version of "Oops I Did It Again" plays
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I like to think I'd be good on The Traitors but if I was selected I would fuck it up before the blindfold came off. Claudia would squeeze me on the shoulder, I would immediately scream "I'M A TRAITOR I'M SORRY" and throw up right on the round table as a moody version of "Oops I Did It Again" plays
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
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I finally figured it out
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I finally figured it out
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
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Saltburn (2023, dir. Emerald Fennell)
the Sam Ryder 2026 calendar but every month is just this screenshot #Taskmaster
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Saltburn (2023, dir. Emerald Fennell)
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tired of games adding unecessary stealth missions for no reason? Well im not!
STEALTH CROSSWORD is out now✨ ComputerJames.itch.io/stealth-cw
🧩6 mins of Stealth Crossword Action!
👑Two endings ('caught' and 'not caught')
💻Play in browser
STEALTH CROSSWORD is out now✨ ComputerJames.itch.io/stealth-cw
🧩6 mins of Stealth Crossword Action!
👑Two endings ('caught' and 'not caught')
💻Play in browser
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
tired of games adding unecessary stealth missions for no reason? Well im not!
STEALTH CROSSWORD is out now✨ ComputerJames.itch.io/stealth-cw
🧩6 mins of Stealth Crossword Action!
👑Two endings ('caught' and 'not caught')
💻Play in browser
STEALTH CROSSWORD is out now✨ ComputerJames.itch.io/stealth-cw
🧩6 mins of Stealth Crossword Action!
👑Two endings ('caught' and 'not caught')
💻Play in browser
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My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Good King Wenceleslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Good King Wenceleslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god