jim fishvvick
@fimjishwick.bsky.social
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i came to make theatre and weak puns and i'm all out of theatre
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i came to make theatre and weak puns and i'm all out of theatre
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My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My annual holiday Wordplay Quiz is here!
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
Every year I write a quiz full of dreadful puns, cryptic crossword nerdery, and dreadful puns, designed to be solved on the couch with your loved ones.
Get the printable version for free at drive.google.com/file/d/1WZt4...
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Good King Wenceleslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Good King Wenceleslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
On the feast of Stephen
He hates bad King Wence-more-more
One day he'll get even
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
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I guess I am not the target audience but even then?
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I guess I am not the target audience but even then?
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
I don't have an outlet for cryptic crossŵords at the moment so y'all must endure my clues:
Well well well, young person is The Boss (11)
Well well well, young person is The Boss (11)
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I don't have an outlet for cryptic crossŵords at the moment so y'all must endure my clues:
Well well well, young person is The Boss (11)
Well well well, young person is The Boss (11)
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Would I enjoy a guided tour of Pompeii? Remains to be seen
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Would I enjoy a guided tour of Pompeii? Remains to be seen
do you think the nyt puzzles people saw the only connect wall about them
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
do you think the nyt puzzles people saw the only connect wall about them
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I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings
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Still the greatest endorsement of all time
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Still the greatest endorsement of all time
yeah, i *am* enough 🥰
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
yeah, i *am* enough 🥰
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Bonus: we created mix-and-match stickers of improv quotes by D&D alignment, tag urself etc x
October 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Bonus: we created mix-and-match stickers of improv quotes by D&D alignment, tag urself etc x
SAPPY POST INCOMING
Last Saturday we closed the 2025 NZ Improv Festival with Scene Painting, where we literally put paint on the stage at BATS (and then spent 4 hours repainting it black).
Last Saturday we closed the 2025 NZ Improv Festival with Scene Painting, where we literally put paint on the stage at BATS (and then spent 4 hours repainting it black).
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
SAPPY POST INCOMING
Last Saturday we closed the 2025 NZ Improv Festival with Scene Painting, where we literally put paint on the stage at BATS (and then spent 4 hours repainting it black).
Last Saturday we closed the 2025 NZ Improv Festival with Scene Painting, where we literally put paint on the stage at BATS (and then spent 4 hours repainting it black).
gender is a performance.
and baby? this is improv.
and baby? this is improv.
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
gender is a performance.
and baby? this is improv.
and baby? this is improv.
Only Connect is back on BBC2 on Mondays! Here's one of mine from a recent episode – can you work out what comes fourth in this sequence?
August 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Only Connect is back on BBC2 on Mondays! Here's one of mine from a recent episode – can you work out what comes fourth in this sequence?
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My first novel is now out in paperback in the UK and it has a cute fresh cover. If you like your books more compact and purple then this is the edition for you!
🌼 Go Lightly - Brydie Lee-Kennedy
A funny and tender twenty-first century story of family, friendship, and bisexual love – and how getting it wrong is sometimes the only way to get it right.
Read more - www.bloomsbury.com/uk/go-lightl...
A funny and tender twenty-first century story of family, friendship, and bisexual love – and how getting it wrong is sometimes the only way to get it right.
Read more - www.bloomsbury.com/uk/go-lightl...
August 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My first novel is now out in paperback in the UK and it has a cute fresh cover. If you like your books more compact and purple then this is the edition for you!
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There were two Australian citizens on this ship, Tan Safi and Robert Martin. @senatorwong.bsky.social where are you? Where is anyone from our government? A foreign army has abducted Australians trying to deliver aid and it’s radio silence.
BREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members Captive
The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians. — @premthakker.bsky.social reports.
READ: zeteo.com/p/breaking-i...
The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians. — @premthakker.bsky.social reports.
READ: zeteo.com/p/breaking-i...
BREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members Captive
The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians
zeteo.com
July 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
There were two Australian citizens on this ship, Tan Safi and Robert Martin. @senatorwong.bsky.social where are you? Where is anyone from our government? A foreign army has abducted Australians trying to deliver aid and it’s radio silence.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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absolutely hate crowdfunding but a show i'm working on is going to auckland in a month's time and our boosted closes in 5 days and we're only halfway
boosted is all or nothing too for funding so we lose it if we don't get to 100%
www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/projects/colour-me-cecily-tamaki-makaurau
boosted is all or nothing too for funding so we lose it if we don't get to 100%
www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/projects/colour-me-cecily-tamaki-makaurau
Colour Me Cecily- Tamaki Makaurau
Boosted is Aotearoa New Zealand’s only arts crowdfunding platform. We’re here to bring creatives and supporters together to grow creativity. With our mentored approach to crowdfunding, we have one of ...
www.thearts.co.nz
July 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
absolutely hate crowdfunding but a show i'm working on is going to auckland in a month's time and our boosted closes in 5 days and we're only halfway
boosted is all or nothing too for funding so we lose it if we don't get to 100%
www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/projects/colour-me-cecily-tamaki-makaurau
boosted is all or nothing too for funding so we lose it if we don't get to 100%
www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/projects/colour-me-cecily-tamaki-makaurau