Patrick Ziselberger
@ziselberger.com
Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
How could the winner of the FIFA peace prize do such a thing.
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
How could the winner of the FIFA peace prize do such a thing.
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You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
December 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
Cybertruck-ass looking boat. What an embarrassment.
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cybertruck-ass looking boat. What an embarrassment.
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show?
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show?
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The Grinchess Bride
The Grinch, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Grinch 2: Electric Whoaloo
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Grinchess Bride
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The Blair Grinch Project
The Grinch, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Grinch 2: Electric Whoaloo
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Blair Grinch Project
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Bring Me the Grinch of Alfredo Garcia
The Grinch, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Grinch 2: Electric Whoaloo
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bring Me the Grinch of Alfredo Garcia
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One Flew Over The Grinchoo's Nest
The Grinch, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Grinch 2: Electric Whoaloo
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
One Flew Over The Grinchoo's Nest
The Grinch, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Grinch 2: Electric Whoaloo
The Grinch With the Dragon Tattoo
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Grinch, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
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Should we call it the KKKennedy center now?
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Should we call it the KKKennedy center now?
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
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The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Putting the trans in transit
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Putting the trans in transit
There are fewer things University administrators hate more than their students.
Harvard officials are reportedly secretly investigating two students for their roles in drawing scrutiny to the relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and ex-president Larry Summers
Harvard Secretly Investigates Students Over Larry Summers Video on Epstein
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There are fewer things University administrators hate more than their students.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
Don't put that burden on women. Grab a skirt, walk out there and fix it your own damn self!
Girl Power is our future, if humanity has a chance to survive..
I'm an old white man, We Have Failed..
Ladies, please help!
I'm an old white man, We Have Failed..
Ladies, please help!
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don't put that burden on women. Grab a skirt, walk out there and fix it your own damn self!
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Realized it’s been a while since I posted my Bronze Age Fellowship of the Ring so here the lads are again
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Realized it’s been a while since I posted my Bronze Age Fellowship of the Ring so here the lads are again
RIP John Varley. "Titan" and its sequels were really influential to teenage me.
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John Varley (1947-2025)
John Varley (78) died December 10, 2025 in his home in Beaverton OR. He had COPD and diabetes. John Herbert Varley was born August 9, 1947 in Austin TX. He attended Michigan State University. His f…
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December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RIP John Varley. "Titan" and its sequels were really influential to teenage me.
locusmag.com/2025/12/john...
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