Patrick Ziselberger
@ziselberger.com
Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
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This was what my first cable box looked like.
This was what my first cable box looked like.
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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This was what my first cable box looked like.
This was what my first cable box looked like.
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This was the family car when I was a kid. My sister named it "Chug-a-boom"
This was the family car when I was a kid. My sister named it "Chug-a-boom"
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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This was the family car when I was a kid. My sister named it "Chug-a-boom"
This was the family car when I was a kid. My sister named it "Chug-a-boom"
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Guys, guys—I found a Superb Owl that is also a Super Bowl!!!
![[photo of a pottery bowl with the stylized face of an owl]
Columbia River region, Washington or Oregon Owl Effigy Bowl, Pre-contact](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvda6fem6r7selm4gzjjww4a/bafkreiaxaulktswucukcuss752nhzy6sfm3e4zorpkweasatu6daarqd5a@jpeg)
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Guys, guys—I found a Superb Owl that is also a Super Bowl!!!
Squarshed.
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Squarshed.
"I'm sorry, you saw an out-of-network dead doctor. That will be $7,000, please."
There’s a hospital full of hauntings in rural Texas. Ready to meet some paranormal patients? 👻
Yorktown Hospital is reportedly stuffed with ghostly doctors, spectral nuns, and phantom patients from the past.
Read all about it on Haunted US: hauntedus.com/texas/yorkto...
Yorktown Hospital is reportedly stuffed with ghostly doctors, spectral nuns, and phantom patients from the past.
Read all about it on Haunted US: hauntedus.com/texas/yorkto...
Yorktown Hospital Haunted By Extremely Frightful Nuns - HUS
The haunted Yorktown Hospital in Texas is known for the spirits of bloodied, wandering patients as well as a number of very stern spectral nuns
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February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"I'm sorry, you saw an out-of-network dead doctor. That will be $7,000, please."
Civilization VII. A poor remake of "Humankind" with no real resemblance to previous Civ games.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Civilization VII. A poor remake of "Humankind" with no real resemblance to previous Civ games.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
@alexwest.bsky.social I know you don't like Hereditary, but you'll probably find this funny:
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
@alexwest.bsky.social I know you don't like Hereditary, but you'll probably find this funny:
Jeb! (as he referred to himself)
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Jeb! (as he referred to himself)
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Today's meme will pair nicely with my next post
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Today's meme will pair nicely with my next post
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As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
David Brooks is the Panera Bread of pundits.
Most media headlines right now are like "We are laying off 2/3 of our staff and also the president is our ombudsman now" but somehow David Brooks got two new jobs in one day
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
David Brooks is the Panera Bread of pundits.
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This giant ICE Army they are building this year is also likely to be at polling places during the midterms in heavily Democratic precincts with the excuse being that they are looking for “illegals trying to vote.”
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This giant ICE Army they are building this year is also likely to be at polling places during the midterms in heavily Democratic precincts with the excuse being that they are looking for “illegals trying to vote.”
@bunnydarke.bsky.social B, on the latest “Hammer Time” you mentioned that you had not seen “The Manitou.” Do yourself a favor, find it and watch it. Don’t see a trailer or read anything g about it, just jump in. You will be amazed, confused, and delighted.
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
@bunnydarke.bsky.social B, on the latest “Hammer Time” you mentioned that you had not seen “The Manitou.” Do yourself a favor, find it and watch it. Don’t see a trailer or read anything g about it, just jump in. You will be amazed, confused, and delighted.
This is the best stance. I mean, his *estate* may license GoT, but I think it is great that he won't promise any sort of ending in the event of his death.
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
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January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This is the best stance. I mean, his *estate* may license GoT, but I think it is great that he won't promise any sort of ending in the event of his death.
@hondausa.bsky.social Hey, Honda. I replaced my head gasket in May. Now, less than a year later, I'm burning coolant on cylinder 3. Your dealership said, 'you're over mileage for the warranty.'
Way to stand by your cars. I'd had two Hondas before this. I'll never buy another.
Way to stand by your cars. I'd had two Hondas before this. I'll never buy another.
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
@hondausa.bsky.social Hey, Honda. I replaced my head gasket in May. Now, less than a year later, I'm burning coolant on cylinder 3. Your dealership said, 'you're over mileage for the warranty.'
Way to stand by your cars. I'd had two Hondas before this. I'll never buy another.
Way to stand by your cars. I'd had two Hondas before this. I'll never buy another.
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Fun fact: the french word for "to protest" is "manifester." As in,"je vais manifester cette glace" (I am going to protest this ice). It really brings new meaning to the term "I'm manifesting it."
Manifesting
Fun fact: the french word for "to protest" is "manifester." As in,"je vais manifester cette glace" (I am going to protest this ice). My first whiff of tear gas It really brings new meaning to the term "I'm manifesting it." One of the reasons we picked France as our european country of choice is that they have a healthy culture of political discourse and protest.
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January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fun fact: the french word for "to protest" is "manifester." As in,"je vais manifester cette glace" (I am going to protest this ice). It really brings new meaning to the term "I'm manifesting it."
Happy "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Happy "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!!
okay bluesky, how do I get rid of the NFL Playoffs banner on the right? I *hate* football.
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
okay bluesky, how do I get rid of the NFL Playoffs banner on the right? I *hate* football.
Look, it never got above 10 degrees Fahrenheit today. That means it is cassoulet weather
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Look, it never got above 10 degrees Fahrenheit today. That means it is cassoulet weather
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For Sale: Used metal, like nü.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
For Sale: Used metal, like nü.