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Patrick Ziselberger
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Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
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Ray Harryhausen
Board Games
Retro Computers
Films
Dogs
Doctor Who
Fantasy
Discworld
Practical Effects
Comics
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Horror movies
Cooking
Traditional Irish music
Contemporary poetry
Coffee
My cat, Scout
Computer RPGs
Boardgames
Hiking
Kayaking
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Oldies
Ghost stories
Cats
Poison rings
Margaret Keane paintings
Street Tacos
Petrichor
Stereoscopic Cards
Coffee
Magic Hour
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Contemporary art
Stop motion animation
Silent horror films
Classic punk
The Harlem Renaissance
Line dancing
Tattoo history
Perfume
Traditional Ecological Knowledge
Shakespeare
get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like

Horror movies
Cooking
Traditional Irish music
Contemporary poetry
Coffee
My cat, Scout
Computer RPGs
Boardgames
Hiking
Kayaking
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like

Oldies
Ghost stories
Cats
Poison rings
Margaret Keane paintings
Street Tacos
Petrichor
Stereoscopic Cards
Coffee
Magic Hour
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like

Horror movies
Cooking
Traditional Irish music
Contemporary poetry
Coffee
My cat, Scout
Computer RPGs
Boardgames
Hiking
Kayaking
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like

Oldies
Ghost stories
Cats
Poison rings
Margaret Keane paintings
Street Tacos
Petrichor
Stereoscopic Cards
Coffee
Magic Hour
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like

Blink 182’s self-titled album
Dinosaurs
First sip of coffee in the AM
George Romero movies
Lasagna
“Metroid” games
My three cats
Myth and religion
“The Stars My Destination”
Uninterrupted sleep
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
James Bond is the embodiment of British 20th century colonial power. He needs to look good, have a posh accent, and spend his time fighting useless fights with the billionaires that keep his country afloat.
“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.

It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Fund this immediately!
Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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*happily sobs in German*
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Elon Musk is getting paid a trillion dollars and he still can't own a lib.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I thought he was leaving NYC when Mamdani won.
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It is a sponge? They missed out on not naming it Spongebob Deathpants.
Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If you can’t get a Nobel Prize, you can get a Temu Trophy for being a whiny baby.
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Sharon Owens and Dorcey Applyrs were just elected as the first Black mayors of Syracuse and Albany.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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🌻
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Cartoonists so often capture a mood.
Here it's @ellabaron.bsky.social on a beaming Mamdani holding a torch to shine on a defeated-looking Statue Liberty hunkering on the pavement, beneath a dark Trump Tower.
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor

Dick Cheney: over my dead body
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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No notes.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Remember, remember,
The Sith of November
Anakin's treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why Lord Vader's treason
Should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Remember, remember,
The Sith of November
Anakin's treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why Lord Vader's treason
Should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Ooh, Baby!!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 4, 1995 Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated after attending a peace rally. Rabin, along with Shimon Peres and Yassir Arafat won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1994. Rabin "understood when Israel ignores the concerns of the Palestinians, Israel undermines its own security."
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The artist responsible for this is OakOak:

www.instagram.com/oakoak_stree...
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM