VeX
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Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.
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It's grifters all the way down
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
It's grifters all the way down
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The primacy of corn.
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The primacy of corn.
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My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
When does a boy become a man? For me it was when I switched from eating paste to sniffing glue.
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
When does a boy become a man? For me it was when I switched from eating paste to sniffing glue.
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your houseplants are
just spies for the trees
just spies for the trees
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
your houseplants are
just spies for the trees
just spies for the trees
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the cure for burnout is killing god
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
the cure for burnout is killing god
I'm not having a tantrum, I'm madmaxxing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm not having a tantrum, I'm madmaxxing.
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How do I smuggle candy into the movie theater?
Let’s just say I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Let’s just say I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
How do I smuggle candy into the movie theater?
Let’s just say I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Let’s just say I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
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in hindsight it was foolish for the Hamburglar to campaign on a promise to release the hamburger files
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
in hindsight it was foolish for the Hamburglar to campaign on a promise to release the hamburger files
I wanna open a shawarma place called Shawarmageddon.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I wanna open a shawarma place called Shawarmageddon.
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Zig Zag Fish
Watercolor, ink, quick sketch.
#watercolor #ink #fish #quicksketch #traditionalart #abstract #hearts #fossils #valentines
Watercolor, ink, quick sketch.
#watercolor #ink #fish #quicksketch #traditionalart #abstract #hearts #fossils #valentines
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Zig Zag Fish
Watercolor, ink, quick sketch.
#watercolor #ink #fish #quicksketch #traditionalart #abstract #hearts #fossils #valentines
Watercolor, ink, quick sketch.
#watercolor #ink #fish #quicksketch #traditionalart #abstract #hearts #fossils #valentines
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
Maybe God is imaginary. Maybe God is real. Add it all up, you got a God complex.
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Maybe God is imaginary. Maybe God is real. Add it all up, you got a God complex.
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my dreams are bleeding
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
my dreams are bleeding
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The soul soaked world.
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The soul soaked world.
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I want to explore the ultra dimensions of being. We must move beyond life and death considering they are not essential in the universe.
(Sun Ra)
(Sun Ra)
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I want to explore the ultra dimensions of being. We must move beyond life and death considering they are not essential in the universe.
(Sun Ra)
(Sun Ra)
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
Nice token. It'd be a real shame if it got funged.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Nice token. It'd be a real shame if it got funged.
Calvin Ball-style Magic The Gathering played with decks of tarot cards.
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Calvin Ball-style Magic The Gathering played with decks of tarot cards.
My tokens are so friggin fungible right now. Gonna funge so hard.
February 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
My tokens are so friggin fungible right now. Gonna funge so hard.
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one time i threatened to jump off a cliff but it was just a bluff
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
one time i threatened to jump off a cliff but it was just a bluff