Hope Roth
hoperoth.bsky.social
Hope Roth
@hoperoth.bsky.social
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Our tiny little side street here in Lyon just erupted in cheers.

Me: I’m guessing something good just happened in the futbol match.

Ummm… yeah.
August 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@isasaxonists.bsky.social I’m really sorry about your family emergency. 😞 I hope this baby bonnet I made with some leftover Sagittarius Satin yarn cheers you up a little.
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hot take: A Bar Song (Tipsy) is a Certified Bop™️, but Let It Burn is my favorite Shaboozey song.
July 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
DO NOT WANT.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This sweet, sad marshmallow really needs a foster!

Thumper is having a hard time at the shelter, often squishing himself into corners or under blankets to feel safer.

He lost his home for the 2nd time in 2 years after his adopter became too ill to care for him & is so stressed he's barely eating 🧵
June 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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It’s hard to escape the dawning realization that part of the goal of Google’s AI Overview is to simply eradicate the concept of anyone else having any kind of website at all.

Why click on a link & explore when Google told you the answer & you didn’t know it was wrong?
June 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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This newsletter is the ne plus ultra of sports writing and pondering and being owned by your Gen Z kids! Check it out!
Was just writing about the Dodgers for tomorrow's newsletter when I got lost in the weeds trying to rationalize John Stuart Mill's feminism with his colonialism and support of empire.

If you pay may $7 a month/$70 a year you too can watch an apparently not-well person try to parse today's world.
Cup of Coffee Newsletter
A daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter
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June 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This is like playing Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Getting Back Together" at a wedding.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The #NoKings protest in Everett, MA today. As we marched, people were waving and cheering from their cars, houses, and businesses. ¡Si se puede!
June 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Anyone in town for Infocomm feel like appropriating a lift and fixing a video wall?

😂
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Omg it’s so cool that FSR is using one of my panel designs in their booth!
June 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Casual use of the modesty paw is a top glamour model move.
June 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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I just saw someone refer to a Boomer-esque complaint made by a Gen-Xer as a "Hose water-ass complaint" and I feel like that one's gonna stick to my cohort until the day we all die.
June 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
How can you eat at a time like this? People are missing.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Conclave (2024)
May 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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a new PWHL Pope has been chosen
May 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I stopped donating money to out of state candidates, because the SMS and email spam got so bad that I couldn’t stand the thought of my number ending up on another list. At this point I’m half convinced that the texts are a false flag operation. Right before filing deadlines, I get dozens of them.
"It’s reached the point where I spend more time engaging with undesirable, messy, uncreative, and soul-draining texts from Democratic strangers running for office than I do texts from friends and colleagues whom I actually know and like."

charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/democrats-...
Democrats I Don't Know Keep Texting Me
Please stop.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
May 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Tradeshow season is in full-effect, and now more than ever creating the perfect press release is a key component of your tradeshow strategy. We've got 6 Tips for your next PR.

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6 Tips for Composing Catchy Press Releases
I just started my marketing business and wanted to launch it with a splashy press release. It started me thinking about the best way to write a press release and the components of a good PR. Here’s a ...
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May 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So, the interim commanding officer of the aircraft carrier that keeps sending jets down into the oceans depths? He took over because the previous guy crashed into a merchant ship. The new guy is from outside Boston and his nickname is “Chowdah.” This really feels like a Simpsons episode.
May 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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MRW I hear about the Canadian election as an American.
Friends Rachel GIF
Alt: Rachel from Friends (Jennifer Aniston) saying “I’m so happy and not at all jealous.” She is definitely being sarcastic.
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April 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM