james url jones
@fauxpar.se
Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep.
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
Watching Frankenstein and I’m OBSESSED with how much LIGHT is in this film.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Watching Frankenstein and I’m OBSESSED with how much LIGHT is in this film.
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
if I was the greatest country in the world I would simply not stop functioning for three months out of every twelve. sorry but I’m built different
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
if I was the greatest country in the world I would simply not stop functioning for three months out of every twelve. sorry but I’m built different
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Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
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In February, @subpop.bsky.social came to me with an idea that I found hard to resist: @clppng.bsky.social wanted to play the Tiny Desk, like, ON the actual desk... with MIDI-controlled robots striking coffee mugs and shaking paper clips.
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In February, @subpop.bsky.social came to me with an idea that I found hard to resist: @clppng.bsky.social wanted to play the Tiny Desk, like, ON the actual desk... with MIDI-controlled robots striking coffee mugs and shaking paper clips.
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
a cosmonaut is an astronaut made with vodka
a juggernaut is an astronaut with jugs
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
a cosmonaut is an astronaut made with vodka
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
missed a bunch of excitement apparently: was walking home just now and there are a bunch of cops swarming a burned-out nz post van a few metres from my house. strong smell of gunpowder and lots of dead fireworks. I wonder what happened 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
missed a bunch of excitement apparently: was walking home just now and there are a bunch of cops swarming a burned-out nz post van a few metres from my house. strong smell of gunpowder and lots of dead fireworks. I wonder what happened 🤔
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
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if I catch whoever has woken me up at 4am with fireworks the last three mornings in a row I will make them EAT THEM
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if I catch whoever has woken me up at 4am with fireworks the last three mornings in a row I will make them EAT THEM
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
if I’m understanding this correctly, the original idea of democracy was that the elected people represented the electorate or they got replaced by people who would. it may seem weird to us in today’s society but people in the olden days had all kinds of crazy notions
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
if I’m understanding this correctly, the original idea of democracy was that the elected people represented the electorate or they got replaced by people who would. it may seem weird to us in today’s society but people in the olden days had all kinds of crazy notions
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"You'll meet someone eventually" is well-meant but just not always true, it's down to luck. Some of us aren't going to meet the right person for us, we're destined to become a vaguely sinister slime that lurks in bogs to drag unsuspecting walkers to their doom in our gloopy depths and that's okay!
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"You'll meet someone eventually" is well-meant but just not always true, it's down to luck. Some of us aren't going to meet the right person for us, we're destined to become a vaguely sinister slime that lurks in bogs to drag unsuspecting walkers to their doom in our gloopy depths and that's okay!
please let this be the thing that finally gives trump a fatal aneurism
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
please let this be the thing that finally gives trump a fatal aneurism
the us just got a little more dickless
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the us just got a little more dickless
why the FUCK are you setting off fireworks at FOUR AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
why the FUCK are you setting off fireworks at FOUR AM
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The govt’s plan to push the Treaty of Waitangi to the edges of our education system has facebook comments jumping.
Lots of
“The Māori language is pointless, you’d never use it for anything”
Right alongside
“I can’t understand half of what is said in this country because it’s all in Māori!”
🤔🤨🧐
Lots of
“The Māori language is pointless, you’d never use it for anything”
Right alongside
“I can’t understand half of what is said in this country because it’s all in Māori!”
🤔🤨🧐
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The govt’s plan to push the Treaty of Waitangi to the edges of our education system has facebook comments jumping.
Lots of
“The Māori language is pointless, you’d never use it for anything”
Right alongside
“I can’t understand half of what is said in this country because it’s all in Māori!”
🤔🤨🧐
Lots of
“The Māori language is pointless, you’d never use it for anything”
Right alongside
“I can’t understand half of what is said in this country because it’s all in Māori!”
🤔🤨🧐
world war 2
Name a sequel that overshadowed the original (can be books, movies, video games etc.)
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
world war 2
dollars to donuts this is the result of some kpi bullshit
There used to be a time when this sort of, whatever the fuck this turns out to be, would require some sort of inquiry. #nzpol
Police officers recorded 30,000 breath tests that didn't happen
Acting Deputy Commissioner Michael Johnson says the numbers are "incredibly disappointing and concerning".
www.1news.co.nz
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
dollars to donuts this is the result of some kpi bullshit
welcome to mr beastro. I will give you two hundred thousand dollars if you eat this steak with peppercorn sauce. but there’s a catch
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
welcome to mr beastro. I will give you two hundred thousand dollars if you eat this steak with peppercorn sauce. but there’s a catch
obviously the people complaining about how some new medium-density housing in my suburb is going to ruin its essential character are the same people frothing to start the multi-year process of drilling a hole through the hill underneath the suburb to shave a few minutes off their commute
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
obviously the people complaining about how some new medium-density housing in my suburb is going to ruin its essential character are the same people frothing to start the multi-year process of drilling a hole through the hill underneath the suburb to shave a few minutes off their commute