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@fauxpar.se
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Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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letterboxd list entitled “films where someone who doesn’t normally turn left turns left”, featuring mad max: fury road (2015) and zoolander (2001)
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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imdb screenshot showing a credit for Matt Powell as “Robust Masturbator”
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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teeny little super guy
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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They’re naming the aisles at New World after suburbs: Brooklyn, Mount Cook, Wellington City (?!), Hataitai, Roseneath. Aisle 3 (international foods) is currently blank, but if you look closely, you can see that someone has apparently had second thoughts about “Chinatown”.
Photo of the aisle signs at new world. Some have been labelled with a bizarre selection of Wellington suburb names.
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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jesse this whole batch is ruined
national geographic “purple crystal lab” science kit
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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#newzealandvalues
godDAMN this stupid milkloving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss country
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Why would that happen? I'll tell you why. If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
September 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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THERE YOU GO AGAIN ACTING LIKE WE GOT AN INELASTIC PRODUCT WHEN WE DON'T.
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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the author holding a can of ginger fusion
August 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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actor terrence stamp
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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just remembered I made this list
A letterboxd list entitled “Movies with animated bears and hot air balloons where Hugh Grant ends the film in prison reflecting on his life as a charismatic but treasure-obsessed villain”. It has two entries: Paddington 2 (2017) and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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the tone of this video is very
Britta on Community: “I can excuse concentration camps, but I draw the line at looting kitchens”
August 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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sometimes the timeline
a juxtaposition of a skeet about juicy tangerines and a skeet about Brandi’s butt
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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I think a key issue is how a person who likes to look at this stuff gets to be the second biggest cop in the land, whether you surveil them sufficiently or otherwise
A summary of the review said some key issues were identified, including weaknesses in technology configuration, lack of visibility over user activity and gaps in governance.
July 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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supermarket tiramisu with a fancy spoon
July 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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this man hates america
tweet from apr 18 1775 the British are coming and so am I lol
June 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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mods are asleep, post nidhogg
a huge fiery wyrm coiled around the world tree
June 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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this looks like a pretty wild thyme
wild thyme
June 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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the mechanical turk
June 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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do you want to see a perfectly preserved piece of wood from the ice age
it’s a bit of wood but the pattern of knots looks like sid from the ice age movies
May 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Jacinda Ardern drops Andrew Little’s new mayoral campaign slogan
Screenshot of a Jacinda Ardern instagram post about Milo, cropped to highlight the phrase “for a milkier choice”
May 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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john williams writing the imperial march walked so that dave porter scoring any scene with the salamanca cousins could fuckin run, man
The Cousins
May 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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if you gotta gender your restrooms, let Perú show you how
Bathroom sign saying “hombres en su diversidad/men in their diversity”
April 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Literally Who Is Doing This
close-up of what looks to be a dock leaf or similar, tied with cotton thread to the underside of a human foot. It’s an illustration in one of those fodder/clickbait article links, with the title “Neurologist Begs People With Neuropathy And Nerve Pain: Stop Doing This Now”
April 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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this is good, actually
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April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM