Danielle, Petty Hate Machine
@dimsie.bsky.social
I have too many dogs for a sensible person
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
Pinned
So @melbailey.bsky.social did a "one like = one [something]" thread of lots of cool things in her house. I think my house would be good for this so I will do it too. One like, one photo of some ridiculous-assed thing in my house. With or without a story attached, I dunno
Rita was crate trained when we first got her. We have been asked not to let dogs on the furniture at this place, and the only way to stop Rita being a Sneaky Couch Sleeper was to bring a crate
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Rita was crate trained when we first got her. We have been asked not to let dogs on the furniture at this place, and the only way to stop Rita being a Sneaky Couch Sleeper was to bring a crate
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
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me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
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For our country’s official position on international breaking news, please refer to X, the Paedophilia App
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
For our country’s official position on international breaking news, please refer to X, the Paedophilia App
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
Holiday pups (I enjoy how Tiny Dog looks completely deranged in this shot)
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Holiday pups (I enjoy how Tiny Dog looks completely deranged in this shot)
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We are off on holiday today so this is gonna be like Jan 7 2021 when we were at one of the most remote beaches in Aotearoa New Zealand and my husband was on his phone between swims like WHAT
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
We are off on holiday today so this is gonna be like Jan 7 2021 when we were at one of the most remote beaches in Aotearoa New Zealand and my husband was on his phone between swims like WHAT
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Well,
You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Well,
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
I was just watching a calming little documentary about Dick van Dyke and I checked Bluesky before bed and
what the chicken fried fuck
what the chicken fried fuck
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I was just watching a calming little documentary about Dick van Dyke and I checked Bluesky before bed and
what the chicken fried fuck
what the chicken fried fuck
My plums are having an off year. I went to pick some and got... six 😕
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My plums are having an off year. I went to pick some and got... six 😕
Just realised that when we go away tomorrow it will be Rita's first holiday with us! Tiny Dog is an old hand at holidays and has even been to the South Island twice, but Rita has stayed home
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Just realised that when we go away tomorrow it will be Rita's first holiday with us! Tiny Dog is an old hand at holidays and has even been to the South Island twice, but Rita has stayed home
"I have it on excellent authority that you are a VERY good girl. I have been informed" I can hear the husband babbling to Rita in another room and it is adorable
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"I have it on excellent authority that you are a VERY good girl. I have been informed" I can hear the husband babbling to Rita in another room and it is adorable
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So much truth. And controversial view: for me one of the key differences between radio programmes and podcasts is that radio programmes rarely make me shout GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER IN THE PUB I WASN’T THERE
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
So much truth. And controversial view: for me one of the key differences between radio programmes and podcasts is that radio programmes rarely make me shout GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER IN THE PUB I WASN’T THERE
This sausage is reasonably close by. Hrm. savinghope.co.nz/dogs/velma/
Velma - Saving Hope Foundation
Velma
Velma DOB: 20/04/2025, Female, Fostered in Hobsonville. Velma is a sweet old soul. She loves to snuggle and always wants to be in your company. She is toilet trained, crate trained and is lear...
savinghope.co.nz
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
This sausage is reasonably close by. Hrm. savinghope.co.nz/dogs/velma/
Eating some very alcoholic Xmas cake, watching Coronation Street three episodes ahead streamed from the UK
Extreme levels of middle aged lady achieved
Extreme levels of middle aged lady achieved
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Eating some very alcoholic Xmas cake, watching Coronation Street three episodes ahead streamed from the UK
Extreme levels of middle aged lady achieved
Extreme levels of middle aged lady achieved
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This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
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WE HAVE NO MONEY!
it's incredible that in all this hand wringing about the plight of the hospitality industry globally, no-one has come to the incredibly simple answer that people aren't eating out as much not due to generational differences or wfh, but WE HAVE NO MONEY
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
From bon appetit to Uber Eats: why France’s beloved restaurants are in crisis | Paul Taylor
When I started as a reporter in Paris in the 1970s, long, boozy lunches were the norm. Now only fast food and fine dining are thriving, says the European Policy Centre’s Paul Taylor
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
WE HAVE NO MONEY!
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Yep. This is one of the huge reasons corporate life totally sucks.
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Yep. This is one of the huge reasons corporate life totally sucks.
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Neat
I missed this from the Manhattan Institute survey on December 1 of the "current GOP." 37% are Holocaust deniers, which, to my surprise, is greater than the percentage (33%) that believes vaccines cause autism.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Neat
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I love it when stuff I have been struggling to articulate is elegantly stated by someone so much better at this than me.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I love it when stuff I have been struggling to articulate is elegantly stated by someone so much better at this than me.