Danielle, Petty Hate Machine
@dimsie.bsky.social
I have too many dogs for a sensible person
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
Pinned
So @melbailey.bsky.social did a "one like = one [something]" thread of lots of cool things in her house. I think my house would be good for this so I will do it too. One like, one photo of some ridiculous-assed thing in my house. With or without a story attached, I dunno
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Luxon is such a gobshite it is in some ways a relief that he's still on holiday, but he should still have to explain why he wasn't back to work on 3 January as promised #nzpol
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Luxon is such a gobshite it is in some ways a relief that he's still on holiday, but he should still have to explain why he wasn't back to work on 3 January as promised #nzpol
In bed by 10.45pm. This must be that wholesome small town living I've heard so much about
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
In bed by 10.45pm. This must be that wholesome small town living I've heard so much about
Walked the dogs on the beach and some YOOOOOUTHS were playing a speaker as they walked along and arguing about the music and they asked me "miss do you like this song?" kind of ironically and I said "it's good, it reminds me of Dizzee Rascal" so they looked up Dizzee Rascal and started playing him
January 7, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Walked the dogs on the beach and some YOOOOOUTHS were playing a speaker as they walked along and arguing about the music and they asked me "miss do you like this song?" kind of ironically and I said "it's good, it reminds me of Dizzee Rascal" so they looked up Dizzee Rascal and started playing him
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When did Bing get so brutal?!?
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 AM
When did Bing get so brutal?!?
Being an Aucklander is weird because you spend all year surrounded by 200 beaches and then in January you're like "fuck these beaches, I need BETTER beaches" and you drive for 3.5 hours to spend a week at a slightly more picturesque beach
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Being an Aucklander is weird because you spend all year surrounded by 200 beaches and then in January you're like "fuck these beaches, I need BETTER beaches" and you drive for 3.5 hours to spend a week at a slightly more picturesque beach
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We should be building, just as a thought exercise or whatever you want to tell yourself about it, a list of US oligarchs whose assets could be frozen and/or seized in an, I suppose hypothetical, sanctions programme
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
We should be building, just as a thought exercise or whatever you want to tell yourself about it, a list of US oligarchs whose assets could be frozen and/or seized in an, I suppose hypothetical, sanctions programme
Today I swam across a river estuary and back again so I feel very intrepid. At one point my friend said "we might have to swim a bit more strongly" to beat the current and I said "I'm already swimming as strongly as I can"
I felt like Mr Scott on Star Trek. "If I give her any more she'll blow"
I felt like Mr Scott on Star Trek. "If I give her any more she'll blow"
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Today I swam across a river estuary and back again so I feel very intrepid. At one point my friend said "we might have to swim a bit more strongly" to beat the current and I said "I'm already swimming as strongly as I can"
I felt like Mr Scott on Star Trek. "If I give her any more she'll blow"
I felt like Mr Scott on Star Trek. "If I give her any more she'll blow"
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miller is truly just a dead-eyed Nazi freak. this shit makes no sense to normal people.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 AM
miller is truly just a dead-eyed Nazi freak. this shit makes no sense to normal people.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
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They like to make you feel like it’s your fault with carbon footprint calculators and recycling schemes but that’s because the world's biggest companies alone have caused $28 trillion in climate damage.
financialpost.com/pmn/the-worl...
financialpost.com/pmn/the-worl...
The world's biggest companies have caused $28 trillion in climate damage, a new study estimates
WASHINGTON (AP) — The world’s biggest corporations have caused $28 trillion in climate damage, a new study estimates as part of an effort to make it easier for peop…
financialpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 AM
They like to make you feel like it’s your fault with carbon footprint calculators and recycling schemes but that’s because the world's biggest companies alone have caused $28 trillion in climate damage.
financialpost.com/pmn/the-worl...
financialpost.com/pmn/the-worl...
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The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
Summer: achieved
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Summer: achieved
Rita was crate trained when we first got her. We have been asked not to let dogs on the furniture at this place, and the only way to stop Rita being a Sneaky Couch Sleeper was to bring a crate
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Rita was crate trained when we first got her. We have been asked not to let dogs on the furniture at this place, and the only way to stop Rita being a Sneaky Couch Sleeper was to bring a crate
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
We have discovered she is no longer crate trained
She is now vehemently anti-crate 😄
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me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
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For our country’s official position on international breaking news, please refer to X, the Paedophilia App
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
For our country’s official position on international breaking news, please refer to X, the Paedophilia App
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
Holiday pups (I enjoy how Tiny Dog looks completely deranged in this shot)
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Holiday pups (I enjoy how Tiny Dog looks completely deranged in this shot)
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We are off on holiday today so this is gonna be like Jan 7 2021 when we were at one of the most remote beaches in Aotearoa New Zealand and my husband was on his phone between swims like WHAT
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
We are off on holiday today so this is gonna be like Jan 7 2021 when we were at one of the most remote beaches in Aotearoa New Zealand and my husband was on his phone between swims like WHAT
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Well,
You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Well,
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]