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I told youse we should have had a Royal Commission of Enquiry into the Standard of the Shit we are Expected to believe.

I fucking told youse.

But we didn't, did we?

And here we bloody are.
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Wait: he pit up a (badly proportioned) SIGN saying ‘The Oval Office’, just in case someone wandered into the White House by mistake and didn’t know where they were?
White House tour guide shows New York Times reporters around

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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lol, lmao
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
Retired ICE agent breaks down deadly Minneapolis shooting
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Ardern hasn't pulled out. bsky.app/profile/grog...
Have crossed out a few more - Trent Dalton not going
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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Definite End of the World vibes here. dark clouds, ravens and hawks weaving above us, weird swirling gusty wind. going to be a long night.
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: We are opening a formal investigation into the shooting involving federal agents in Portland today.

Our office will take every step necessary to ensure the rights and security of Oregonians are protected. #orpol #breakingnews
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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I got nothing. What the actual fuck is in these people’s heads
Less Christmas movies, more history lessons. PLS.
January 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Oh? The PPP model collapsed? Wild. Shocked at this.
January 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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The Grand Mosque Makkah
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Been thinking about a bit about woke 2.0 myself there, froggy my boy
From your lips to God’s ears, Greg the Groyper
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Everyone on blusky in Aotearoa is dumping on that newsroom piece from the the mining lobbyist, and y'know, good job. What I think is striking about it is how clever it feels. They really think they had something there.
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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I picture her given him the coin and there’s an awkward pause and some aide whispers to her, “And the money?”
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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this thread is up to like 30
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse

Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Portland Mayor Keith Wilson: "There was a time that we could take [the federal government] at their word. That time has long passed. That is why we are calling on ICE to halt all operations in Portland until a full and independent investigation can take place."
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Narcissists can be so weird, man. I would rather throw myself into a cave full of bat guano than let the world know I won a huge prize this way.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?
Previously, several of these companies, like Apple, IBM, and Disney, have paused advertising on X in response to antisemitic content. But antisemitism on X never slowed, sexual abuse imagery increased, and all of these companies quietly resumed advertising anyways.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
Why isn't there a bigger Grok boycott?
Advertisers, politicians, and investors are still all-in on X, despite a sexual abuse crisis.
spitfirenews.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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It’s important for ICE officers to wear masks to stop people like … [checks note] … the DHS secretary from doxxing them.
Kristi Noem, herself, supplied the method used to ID the agent. She said he "been dragged by a vehicle” in an earlier incident.

@startribune.com reporters, who know their way around court records, quickly unearthed his name and confirmed his identity.
The agent, Jonathan Ross, was dragged by a vehicle and injured during a June operation in the Twin Cities, court records show.
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Absolutely fucking insane and *far* more likely to have domestic consequences than kidnapping Maduro.
Trump, in a sit down interview on Fox News aired just now, said the US will be conducting land strikes against the cartels.

"We are gonna start now hitting land, with regard to the cartels. The cartels are running Mexico."
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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lmao
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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I’m Iranian-American, speak fluent Persian, have spent most of my life immersed in Iran & its ongoings in both personal & professional capacities. Feels like this is going to be useful the next few weeks as every single white American on this website assumes everyone is exactly like them.
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Go on, pick a fight with firefighters.
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM