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@dimsie.bsky.social
I have too many dogs for a sensible person
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
Pinned
So @melbailey.bsky.social did a "one like = one [something]" thread of lots of cool things in her house. I think my house would be good for this so I will do it too. One like, one photo of some ridiculous-assed thing in my house. With or without a story attached, I dunno
I just told my husband that Olivia Nuzzi's book is called American Canto and he had to take a knee
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just told my husband that Olivia Nuzzi's book is called American Canto and he had to take a knee
Oh this was an actual spit-take (appropriately enough)
THROTUS
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh this was an actual spit-take (appropriately enough)
So apparently the Nuzzi profile writer, offspring of two other very famous writers, is gay, in which case he isn't even horny and his seriousness is thus even more inexplicable
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
So apparently the Nuzzi profile writer, offspring of two other very famous writers, is gay, in which case he isn't even horny and his seriousness is thus even more inexplicable
I went Bsky-viral twice in two days and gained hundreds of followers and all I generally talk about is NZ politics and my dogs, this is going to be very disappointing for you all
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I went Bsky-viral twice in two days and gained hundreds of followers and all I generally talk about is NZ politics and my dogs, this is going to be very disappointing for you all
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ICE vs the clergy
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the thrill of living is gone
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“that’s not oppression, that’s order” she says before lying motionless underneath the rhythmically heaving bulk of her ice agent/truck guy/youth pastor husband
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“that’s not oppression, that’s order” she says before lying motionless underneath the rhythmically heaving bulk of her ice agent/truck guy/youth pastor husband
Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
On the plus side I learned a new Yiddish word today! "tsuris" means "aggravating trouble", says th'internet
So a bit like "raru" I assume
So a bit like "raru" I assume
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
On the plus side I learned a new Yiddish word today! "tsuris" means "aggravating trouble", says th'internet
So a bit like "raru" I assume
So a bit like "raru" I assume
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
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h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
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![[NAME], [AGE], lives in [BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR HOUSE] in the heart of [CITY OR LOCATION] where [WACKY OR INTERESTING HOUSE FACT] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #1] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #2] — two books [PRONOUN] was reading while [PROFESSION, CRAFT OR PASTIME] — sit on [PRONOUN] [LOCATION IN HOUSE YOU WOULD STRATEGICALLY LEAVE TWO BOOKS YOU WANT EVERY VISITOR TO SEE]. [EGREGIOUSLY PRETENTIOUS ACTIVITY], like a [NAME OF ARTIST] song come to life.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qiuhllywd7skoiqadlya3ry/bafkreidfkjfuje4n5jt4jofn6vadq5pkfbxoxvdgzbjhsefvvjbgrinan4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Do I want to know why everyone is talking about blowjobs
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Do I want to know why everyone is talking about blowjobs
Took Son One to the open day at Crescendo, this organisation that does courses for young people who want to get into music and recording. There is a studio dog named Chalupa who had a mock-solemn, NPR-coded poster up on the wall for her imaginary podcast, "I Eat Chicken Bones I Find On the Street"
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Took Son One to the open day at Crescendo, this organisation that does courses for young people who want to get into music and recording. There is a studio dog named Chalupa who had a mock-solemn, NPR-coded poster up on the wall for her imaginary podcast, "I Eat Chicken Bones I Find On the Street"
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
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This is a very good case in point - if BlueSky wants to moderate heavily, then moderate heavily, but you gotta hit all the offenders, *especially* the powerful ones
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is a very good case in point - if BlueSky wants to moderate heavily, then moderate heavily, but you gotta hit all the offenders, *especially* the powerful ones
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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This govt ignores anything that doesn't fit its own, personal, agendas.
Early advice from officials that recommended New Zealand recognise Palestine as a state was ultimately ignored by the Government.
Foreign affairs officials advised recognition of Palestine
Early advice from officials that recommended New Zealand recognise Palestine as a state was ultimately ignored by the Government.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This govt ignores anything that doesn't fit its own, personal, agendas.
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My speech on the Regulatory Standards bill. It was 10 minutes long, but I think I covered the essence of my message in the first 16 seconds.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My speech on the Regulatory Standards bill. It was 10 minutes long, but I think I covered the essence of my message in the first 16 seconds.
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Remember this is the guy who tugged on a young woman's pony tail at the cafe she was working at because 'he found it alluring', with his wife beside him. That's sexual assault
Fcuk off pervert
Fcuk off pervert
Former PM John Key says public's trust in police threatened by recent events McSkimming case
Former PM John Key says public's trust in police threatened by recent events McSkimming case
Sir John's comments come after a report that found senior police leaders mishandled accusations of sexual offending by former deputy commissioner Jevon McSkimming.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Remember this is the guy who tugged on a young woman's pony tail at the cafe she was working at because 'he found it alluring', with his wife beside him. That's sexual assault
Fcuk off pervert
Fcuk off pervert
My car work today cost $1500 ahahahahaha and you people wonder why I use Afterpay
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My car work today cost $1500 ahahahahaha and you people wonder why I use Afterpay