Manic Pixie Dream Goblin
@zincsaucier1.bsky.social
I'm Tess, just a messy lil queer polyam transexual goblin (she/they) 🏳️⚧️🏳🌈
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minors dni 🚫, anti-capitalist, BLM, sex work is work, liberals get lost, punching Nazis is good actually.
Historically close friend to @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
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minors dni 🚫, anti-capitalist, BLM, sex work is work, liberals get lost, punching Nazis is good actually.
Historically close friend to @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
I KNOW that this is a bicycle post, but being as terminally online as I am I saw something else at first read, and op was still right 😅
Flex posts are security theater, but better than white paint.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I KNOW that this is a bicycle post, but being as terminally online as I am I saw something else at first read, and op was still right 😅
"everyone wants something for nothing" claims the people who want your soul for a pittance, to be paid in 100 installments of 1/100th of a pittance each
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"everyone wants something for nothing" claims the people who want your soul for a pittance, to be paid in 100 installments of 1/100th of a pittance each
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born to wake up in a pile of girls
forced to increase shareholder value
forced to increase shareholder value
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
born to wake up in a pile of girls
forced to increase shareholder value
forced to increase shareholder value
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im so angry that trans ppl didn't do anything to deserve this.
american christians just decided to target us with smears and medical disinformation and liberals all fell for it.
american christians just decided to target us with smears and medical disinformation and liberals all fell for it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
im so angry that trans ppl didn't do anything to deserve this.
american christians just decided to target us with smears and medical disinformation and liberals all fell for it.
american christians just decided to target us with smears and medical disinformation and liberals all fell for it.
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"I shit on trans people and got called out by a trans person here's why that is an unacceptable violation of the social contract"
buddy, go fuck yourself inside out
buddy, go fuck yourself inside out
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"I shit on trans people and got called out by a trans person here's why that is an unacceptable violation of the social contract"
buddy, go fuck yourself inside out
buddy, go fuck yourself inside out
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Suing my former university for all the zeros I got on the work I didn’t turn it. It’s illegal discrimination against a protected class (the lazy).
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Suing my former university for all the zeros I got on the work I didn’t turn it. It’s illegal discrimination against a protected class (the lazy).
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As a treat
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As a treat
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Few such cases I feel like lol
are there trans girls without cum kinks?
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Few such cases I feel like lol
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🎵 I get knocked up, and get knocked up again, I’m always gonna get dicked down 🎵
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🎵 I get knocked up, and get knocked up again, I’m always gonna get dicked down 🎵
doing the Lord's work
Knocking up as many trans girls as I can just to help them out.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
doing the Lord's work
"we want untraceable money that no one can prove is ours so that we can have total financial freedom"
*monkeys paw: you know what, this one's free
*monkeys paw: you know what, this one's free
Speaking of Sam Altman. . .
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"we want untraceable money that no one can prove is ours so that we can have total financial freedom"
*monkeys paw: you know what, this one's free
*monkeys paw: you know what, this one's free
sometimes I worry that I'm being performative with my makeup, perfume or clothing
then I remind myself I do this for me! I do those things b/c they make me feel good. I couldn't give two shits if anyone else likes it, but I also feel great I when others compliment those aspects of my style so 🤷♀️
then I remind myself I do this for me! I do those things b/c they make me feel good. I couldn't give two shits if anyone else likes it, but I also feel great I when others compliment those aspects of my style so 🤷♀️
-soapbox-
I wear makeup FOR ME.
Assuming I do it for anyone else removes my agency. So fuck you.
If others appreciate that makeup, GREAT.
But this is FOR ME.
And it takes YEARS to get to my level.
I wear makeup FOR ME.
Assuming I do it for anyone else removes my agency. So fuck you.
If others appreciate that makeup, GREAT.
But this is FOR ME.
And it takes YEARS to get to my level.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
sometimes I worry that I'm being performative with my makeup, perfume or clothing
then I remind myself I do this for me! I do those things b/c they make me feel good. I couldn't give two shits if anyone else likes it, but I also feel great I when others compliment those aspects of my style so 🤷♀️
then I remind myself I do this for me! I do those things b/c they make me feel good. I couldn't give two shits if anyone else likes it, but I also feel great I when others compliment those aspects of my style so 🤷♀️
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the existince of questionnaire implies the existence of questionnearth, questionnfiree, and questionnwatere
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the existince of questionnaire implies the existence of questionnearth, questionnfiree, and questionnwatere
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>decide to get a gunpla kit for shits and giggles see what all the fuss is about
>its 48 hours later. my back hurts. i don't know where i am or what happened in that span of time
>i have a new robot friend
>its 48 hours later. my back hurts. i don't know where i am or what happened in that span of time
>i have a new robot friend
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
>decide to get a gunpla kit for shits and giggles see what all the fuss is about
>its 48 hours later. my back hurts. i don't know where i am or what happened in that span of time
>i have a new robot friend
>its 48 hours later. my back hurts. i don't know where i am or what happened in that span of time
>i have a new robot friend
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Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually
I deeply despise these people, need for this buble to burst ASAP, and want this man underneath a whole entire jail. This entire country is ghouls akimbo
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
www.pcgamer.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually
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Breaking out the rube Goldberg dildo
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Breaking out the rube Goldberg dildo
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Local woman wakes up, builds a pipeline from Alberta to British Columbia that transports all the oil and gas executives and their politician friends to tidewater, makes oatmeal.
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Local woman wakes up, builds a pipeline from Alberta to British Columbia that transports all the oil and gas executives and their politician friends to tidewater, makes oatmeal.
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Hmm? Oh sorry I was just daydreaming about a movie I thought of that will never get made, it's not really a story it's just two hours of slice of life in a reality where we decided to start paying for billionaire scalps.
Campbell's exec on leave after allegedly mocking 'poor people' who eat its soup | CBC News
A lawsuit filed by a former security analyst at Campbell's alleges he was fired for reporting inappropriate conduct by a senior executive, including an hour-long rant in which the executive allegedly ...
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hmm? Oh sorry I was just daydreaming about a movie I thought of that will never get made, it's not really a story it's just two hours of slice of life in a reality where we decided to start paying for billionaire scalps.
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It's always Sasquatch, but never Sask Listen
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's always Sasquatch, but never Sask Listen
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this is a lot like glamorizing the kid with leukemia doing a lemonade stand fundraiser to pay for his treatment. when the dust settles let's pass a law criminalizing the romanticization of reactions people have in desperation to a broken society and an intentionally anti-human economy.
"polyworking" is the kind of newspeak that births spree killers
Workers turn to 'polyworking' to combat frozen salaries and inflation
Working professionals in the U.S. are taking on side jobs to supplement their incomes amid frozen salaries, inflation and fear of layoffs.
apnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this is a lot like glamorizing the kid with leukemia doing a lemonade stand fundraiser to pay for his treatment. when the dust settles let's pass a law criminalizing the romanticization of reactions people have in desperation to a broken society and an intentionally anti-human economy.
why do you feel the need to call me out like this, on this, the day of the roasting of my character?
age gap relationship between a girl who calls it D&D and a girl who calls it DnD
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
why do you feel the need to call me out like this, on this, the day of the roasting of my character?
you're telling me shrimp fried this salvation
I applaud this approach and the inevitable launch of their new GPU the GHJJNDKSKX183++++++ which only produces images of Shrimp Jesus
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you're telling me shrimp fried this salvation
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These are my principles & if you don't like them, I have others.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
These are my principles & if you don't like them, I have others.
starting my day by proving my UX supremacy and winning the pop quiz
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
starting my day by proving my UX supremacy and winning the pop quiz
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