Mommy Marshal Heidi 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭
@theonetrueheidi.bsky.social
42 | She/Her | Philly Girl | Polyamorous | Lesbian | Habitual Threesome Instigator | Part-Time Slut | Professional Bitch | Cosplayer | 🔞
NWS: @tsheidi.bsky.social
Cosplay: @evilqueenbee.bsky.social
Streaming: @evilqueenbeegames.bsky.social
NWS: @tsheidi.bsky.social
Cosplay: @evilqueenbee.bsky.social
Streaming: @evilqueenbeegames.bsky.social
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Damn I'm probably going to have to make an intro post here at some point as I gain followers that don't know my Deep Lore from following me on Twitter.
The short version though is I'm a slut and kind of a cunt but my heart is in the right place.
The short version though is I'm a slut and kind of a cunt but my heart is in the right place.
Bachelorette party plans: Going to a straight bar and being extremely annoying
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bachelorette party plans: Going to a straight bar and being extremely annoying
My new years resolution is to be able to take this entire dildo I just got that is as thick as a soup can at one end.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My new years resolution is to be able to take this entire dildo I just got that is as thick as a soup can at one end.
Don't tell me they're not trying to cause a mass revolt.
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don't tell me they're not trying to cause a mass revolt.
I'm feeling very called out for my love of Christmas.
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm feeling very called out for my love of Christmas.
It's why I'm baffled by coworkers embracing it so hard. You're literally trying to automate your own layoff.
this is such a baffling own goal
I mean, I guess it makes some sense in that they’re trying to convince business leaders that their bots are capable of replacing workers, but the overarching message from Big AI has been “AI will take all your jobs”
of course people hate that and hate you
I mean, I guess it makes some sense in that they’re trying to convince business leaders that their bots are capable of replacing workers, but the overarching message from Big AI has been “AI will take all your jobs”
of course people hate that and hate you
I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's why I'm baffled by coworkers embracing it so hard. You're literally trying to automate your own layoff.
Oh god we need to start being a two states on Christmas day family, I thought the entire reason to have a kid was to avoid that 😭
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh god we need to start being a two states on Christmas day family, I thought the entire reason to have a kid was to avoid that 😭
Still trying to figure out how to get Vy's favorite pizza from OKC here.
Going to avoid the shitty wedding dinner trap by just ordering a shitload of pizzas and cheese steaks instead of trying to pretend I'm not from Philly.
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Still trying to figure out how to get Vy's favorite pizza from OKC here.
Going to avoid the shitty wedding dinner trap by just ordering a shitload of pizzas and cheese steaks instead of trying to pretend I'm not from Philly.
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Going to avoid the shitty wedding dinner trap by just ordering a shitload of pizzas and cheese steaks instead of trying to pretend I'm not from Philly.
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Remember, the payment processors and the banks think Ana Valens is such a threat to their business she is at risk of being debanked because she stood up for the rights of sex workers and artisans
Mastercard $MA has announced a $14 billion share repurchase program and a quarterly dividend
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember, the payment processors and the banks think Ana Valens is such a threat to their business she is at risk of being debanked because she stood up for the rights of sex workers and artisans
I feel like the Eagles should sponsor our wedding considering I met my fiancée watching them win the Super Bowl.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I feel like the Eagles should sponsor our wedding considering I met my fiancée watching them win the Super Bowl.
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Descendents of genocidal European colonizers telling Black and Brown immigrants to the US to do it "the right way" piss me off so bad. This is stolen land, stfu. Disrespectfully
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Descendents of genocidal European colonizers telling Black and Brown immigrants to the US to do it "the right way" piss me off so bad. This is stolen land, stfu. Disrespectfully
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“I don’t care about your concerns, I don’t care about your safety, you *have* to do what I say or face more harm.” As an approach to voter persuasion demonstrates how deeply embedded abuse dynamics are in the US
Newsome VS Vance
Who you voting for?
Who you voting for?
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“I don’t care about your concerns, I don’t care about your safety, you *have* to do what I say or face more harm.” As an approach to voter persuasion demonstrates how deeply embedded abuse dynamics are in the US
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Nothing will be more cringe than people being sexually attracted to AI generated images
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nothing will be more cringe than people being sexually attracted to AI generated images
Straight people telling us to stop invading lesbian spaces will never stop being eye rolling for me. The only cis lesbian that ever hated me was a cop hitting on me that I told to fuck off.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Straight people telling us to stop invading lesbian spaces will never stop being eye rolling for me. The only cis lesbian that ever hated me was a cop hitting on me that I told to fuck off.
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If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
My dreams have been getting increasingly hopeless and I hate that this is happening to one of my few escapes from daily misery.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My dreams have been getting increasingly hopeless and I hate that this is happening to one of my few escapes from daily misery.
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This is irredeemably evil.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is irredeemably evil.
If only there was a way to avoid such a choice...
Newsome VS Vance
Who you voting for?
Who you voting for?
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If only there was a way to avoid such a choice...
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You can't have it both ways, either the left that opposed the genocide is so insignificant that we weren't worth bringing in to the tent, or we're an all powerful voting block that determines elections who your politicians need to win over
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You can't have it both ways, either the left that opposed the genocide is so insignificant that we weren't worth bringing in to the tent, or we're an all powerful voting block that determines elections who your politicians need to win over
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The Dems deliberately sold the entire country out to actual fascists in broad daylight ostensibly for just the promise of a vote, which now they’re not getting.
They knew what they were doing. Everyone in Congress is a traitor. Everyone.
They knew what they were doing. Everyone in Congress is a traitor. Everyone.
John Thune says Republicans have decided to vote on the Crapo-Cassidy health care bill as an alternative to Democrats’ bill to extend ACA funds.
He criticizes the expiring ACA funds as “Biden Covid bonuses.”
He criticizes the expiring ACA funds as “Biden Covid bonuses.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Dems deliberately sold the entire country out to actual fascists in broad daylight ostensibly for just the promise of a vote, which now they’re not getting.
They knew what they were doing. Everyone in Congress is a traitor. Everyone.
They knew what they were doing. Everyone in Congress is a traitor. Everyone.
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Don’t use the R word. It isn’t used as a descriptor anymore, and in modern parlance it only serves as a slur.
Just do not use it.
Just do not use it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don’t use the R word. It isn’t used as a descriptor anymore, and in modern parlance it only serves as a slur.
Just do not use it.
Just do not use it.
Needed chatgpt to tell me how to put my pants on this morning.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Needed chatgpt to tell me how to put my pants on this morning.
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Contrary to popular belief, you do not in fact have to succumb to societal pressure to bring that little fucking elf on a shelf narc into your home to train your children how to live under a surveillance state
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you do not in fact have to succumb to societal pressure to bring that little fucking elf on a shelf narc into your home to train your children how to live under a surveillance state
My sleep schedule is soooooooo fucked.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My sleep schedule is soooooooo fucked.
Listen I only know Dan Ryckert through a mutual friend, but I feel like I owe him this as a Christmas card.
Oh I'm sorry.
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Listen I only know Dan Ryckert through a mutual friend, but I feel like I owe him this as a Christmas card.