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@revengeem.bsky.social
Your mother’s favorite bsky account. 🔞
Just a girl
Fix your heart or die. 40, she/her. Grit City, WA
cash app: $emalinemae
Just a girl
Fix your heart or die. 40, she/her. Grit City, WA
cash app: $emalinemae
Pinned
Got my first mammogram today. It went really well. The entire office cried, they said they’d never seen better tits in their life.
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
So what’s the NFT market like these days?
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
So what’s the NFT market like these days?
Rewatching Lost: John Locke would 100% be QANON. If a computer says anything to him he believes it with his whole heart. John Locke marks not safe with the internet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Rewatching Lost: John Locke would 100% be QANON. If a computer says anything to him he believes it with his whole heart. John Locke marks not safe with the internet.
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Bill Clinton’s taste in partners is just all over the place.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Bill Clinton’s taste in partners is just all over the place.
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BlueSky: where hyperbole is taken as threat while racist & anti-trans hate speech get a pass
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BlueSky: where hyperbole is taken as threat while racist & anti-trans hate speech get a pass
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i;m sorry your wife cheated on you, that must have been really hot
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i;m sorry your wife cheated on you, that must have been really hot
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Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
If I were this dude I would cast even shorter bodyguards to stand around me so I looked like a giant. But some one us are better at optics than others.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If I were this dude I would cast even shorter bodyguards to stand around me so I looked like a giant. But some one us are better at optics than others.
Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
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Honestly, a big part of the reason my parents have stayed so normal is that none of them are on social media.
But social media is fine for me tho.
But social media is fine for me tho.
October 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, a big part of the reason my parents have stayed so normal is that none of them are on social media.
But social media is fine for me tho.
But social media is fine for me tho.
This is from 2018. I’m so glad Schumer is still alive and learning and growing these many years later.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is from 2018. I’m so glad Schumer is still alive and learning and growing these many years later.
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please be mindful that your boyfriends grandmother died when he was 7 so he's very sensitive to this kinda stuff (women existing)
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
please be mindful that your boyfriends grandmother died when he was 7 so he's very sensitive to this kinda stuff (women existing)
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They’re talking about sexual infidelity on tiktok and i think it’s hilarious that the world is just now catching up to the kinds of conversations @faultypussy.bsky.social , @revengeem.bsky.social , @shiningangelx.bsky.social and I all initiated 2 yr ago.
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They’re talking about sexual infidelity on tiktok and i think it’s hilarious that the world is just now catching up to the kinds of conversations @faultypussy.bsky.social , @revengeem.bsky.social , @shiningangelx.bsky.social and I all initiated 2 yr ago.
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
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I too am quite upset about Taylor Frankie Paul being the new bachelorette.
The news from Utah is horrifying. Monstrous.
September 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I too am quite upset about Taylor Frankie Paul being the new bachelorette.
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oh, so bsky followers don't have the legal authority to 5150 me? that's just not allowed? it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't. got it. I'm not mad at you guys anymore.
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
September 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
oh, so bsky followers don't have the legal authority to 5150 me? that's just not allowed? it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't. got it. I'm not mad at you guys anymore.
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
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Really really really really really sad about the east wing of the White House. This is the worst thing Trump has ever done.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Really really really really really sad about the east wing of the White House. This is the worst thing Trump has ever done.
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the demolition is basically a microcosm of this administration’s implementation of fascism: gaudy, poorly thought out, lacking popular support, and appalling to liberals because it locks them out of the process, not because of anything material.
NANCY REAGAN GOT FINGERED IN THAT WING! Have some respect.
I mean, I get it. It’s galling and wasteful and achingly stupid. It’s just not even in the top five gallingly wasteful and achingly stupid things currently happening.
I mean, I get it. It’s galling and wasteful and achingly stupid. It’s just not even in the top five gallingly wasteful and achingly stupid things currently happening.
People like “HES DISRESPECTING THE FIRST LADIES!!!” As he lobs a missile to murder some fishermen
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
the demolition is basically a microcosm of this administration’s implementation of fascism: gaudy, poorly thought out, lacking popular support, and appalling to liberals because it locks them out of the process, not because of anything material.
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Really really really really really sad about the east wing of the White House. This is the worst thing Trump has ever done.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Really really really really really sad about the east wing of the White House. This is the worst thing Trump has ever done.
I love participating in conversations about how useless men are and then going home to a boyfriend who does 100% of the cooking, more than half of the cleaning, all the planning, and makes more money than me.
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I love participating in conversations about how useless men are and then going home to a boyfriend who does 100% of the cooking, more than half of the cleaning, all the planning, and makes more money than me.
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Rewatching Buffy and I’m reminded that when I first watched it I loved that they cast Amber Benson because she was such good representation for fat girls. 2000 was madness:
October 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rewatching Buffy and I’m reminded that when I first watched it I loved that they cast Amber Benson because she was such good representation for fat girls. 2000 was madness:
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anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
October 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops
So important to have a girl in your life who will explain sports only when you want her to @shovelmage.bsky.social
Every man in existence is mansplaining the mariners win to me on threads but I’m just gonna let them have this
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So important to have a girl in your life who will explain sports only when you want her to @shovelmage.bsky.social
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My kid just made the best scale for feelings day
October 9, 2023 at 2:29 AM
My kid just made the best scale for feelings day