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zincsaucier1.bsky.social
Manic Pixie Dream Goblin
@zincsaucier1.bsky.social
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I'm Tess, just a messy lil queer polyam transexual goblin (she/they) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳‍🌈

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minors dni 🚫, anti-capitalist, BLM, sex work is work, liberals get lost, punching Nazis is good actually.

Historically close friend to @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
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zincsaucier1.bsky.social
starting my day by proving my UX supremacy and winning the pop quiz
3 Airheads, 2 lollipops, and a fruit snack with a visa gift card all for me! (also some Werther's chewy candies, but they don't fit the 12 days of Xmas gag I went for here)
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
just a totally normal conversation between me and my ex

liberal women will be queer accepting in a "they're weird and only ok if I don't have to see them" way
a text exchange between me and my ex regarding her sister. I'll come tomorrow before noon for that stuff if that's ok That works thank you Just heads up, [my sister] here at some point will be 20:26 ok? is she gonna make it weird? I'm sure she will keep her distance Lol it's [my sister]
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
on Sundays we write code. boring, unimaginative code that will hopefully be rewarded with praise and a good grade? 🥺
a computer desk festooned with funny lil guys. a pair of legs in thigh high sport socks emerge from offscreen, feet resting on a corner of the desk Fiona and Cake reside atop a 32" monitor currently displaying a reqs doc and eclipse IDE. chef Deadpool, Cthulhu and Paddington Bear hang out on a vertical monitor with GitHub and teams open. a squishmallow alien, a pig, a crochet Cthulhu and a segmented fidget gator round out the cast a mirror selfie. Tess stands at the end of a hallway, wearing pyjama shorts, thigh high sport socks and an old school Super Mario Bros t-shirt
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
this you? how are those European studies treating you? did you skip over the years 1930-1945? cause that seems like it might have been an important moment in European history
screenshot of Jon's profile. where it indicates that he might be part of the Centre for European Studies at an Aussie university
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
the ouroboros of Loss comes for us all
it's a Rick Roll, it's Loss, it's The Game, and you just lost all of them at the same time. I'm not sorry, this place needs some silliness so I went to tumblr to harvest some deranged memes
October 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
hey guys, my wife says I'm gay, and a girl kisser. is this true?
Tess taking a mirror selfie. she is wearing olive coloured linen shorts, a white crop top and a red and black hooded plaid over shirt. you may recognize the backdrop from some of @nofunoverlord.top's recent before and after pics
August 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
goofy, looking rather deranged: I'll fuckin do it again
August 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
Homestar Runner with a speech bubble making it look like he's saying the quoted skeet
August 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
when your partners know what you really want and conspire together to make sure you have a full party 🥳
the install screen of Steam showing Elden Ring Nightreign at 65% complete
August 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
Birthday goblin wishes all of you a very merry un-birthday!
selfie of Tess wearing short denim overalls and a multicoloured tube top
August 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
maaaa! the interwebs are calling me out! again!

except the clothes for some reason 🤷‍♀️
picture of a cartoon goth girl. Female archetype test results: you are goth girl Goth Girl The Goth Girl lives in shadows-emotionally and aesthetically. She's captivating, unstable, and burns like a cigarette left too close to velvet. Wrapped in black lace and eyeliner like war paint, she guards her trauma with dark sarcasm and brutal honesty. Intimacy terrifies her; love feels like a setup. She's magnetic but hard to hold, a walking trigger warning with a playlist full of pain. Don't try to fix her-she'll bite. She's anti-wifey, emotionally volatile, yet strangely alluring. A heart like broken glass: beautiful, sharp, and dangerous to touch. She doesn't want to be saved-she wants to be understood.
July 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
giving, receiving, what does it matter? either way I'm going to learn so much about you and it'll be FUN

spankpls.com/bdsm-test
The Pain Artisan 100.0% match Pain, to you, is an art form-a language spoken through the body. Whether you're the one crafting it or the one receiving it, you understand its nuances, its ebb and flow. You know how to wield it with precision or surrender to it with grace, finding pleasure in its intensity. For you, pain is not just a sensation but a journey, a way to explore limits, vulnerability, and trust. It's a dance where every sting, every ache, is a note in a symphony only you and your partner can hear.
June 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
my laptop brings a certain vibe to software development classes
an Asus laptop with stickers all over it. stickers include: an astronaut bust trans pride 3.5" floppy disk trans battery that says "charging....." pig (from a bottle of pet nat wine called "Piggy Pop" d20 with "roll for initiative" possum screaming "eat the rich" smiling dumpster fire "everything is fine" trans cat "yes homo" "ADHD deal with it" a sticker for the band HARSH (they're on Spotify, look them up. queer punk. super fun) a rainbow heart black ghost with skeletal hands flipping the bird "see you in hell" holographic "Dorley Hall Computer Club"
June 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
wow, I forgot to show you the view!
a nighttime cityscape from the 12th floor
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re the right side of 40.

41 but I sure don't act like it 😂

what if I drive my girlfriend's white Subaru? (not pictured)
a red haired girl in a dark blue floral halter top with a cityscape in the window behind her
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
I have so many memes to share and @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social has seen 99% of them...
hotline bling meme, but it's Adora from She-Ra Being polyamorous to find new sexual partners (no thanks) being polyamorous to find new people to share your meme stash with (omg yes!)
June 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
I need to get a house key cut, so I looked online to see if the Canadian Tire nearest me cuts keys. I still don't know if they can cut keys, but they're giving me interesting alternatives
a screen shot of the Canadian Tire website. I searched for "house key" and the third result is a drill
May 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
when you ride with cuties (especially @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social ), you take pictures of cuties 🥰
a cute girl wearing a red jacket and orange and purple striped toque is riding a bike with a black dog poking its head out of her backpack
April 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
so my date went well, and they sent me this this morning. after not giving me one last night! 😤😭
a McDonald's sign reading "raw cream pies are back" a breaking news watermark is imposed on the image, a smiling Skeletor and triumphantly posed Evillynn appear in the foreground
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
dolled up ✔️
new underwear ✔️
on time ✔️
@juliaridesbikes.bsky.social being a real one and driving me to my date ✔️✔️
red haired girl in green glasses smiles in a car selfie
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
TDoV pizza!!
a red haired trans girl in an orange hoodie, with a huge goofy smile holding a plate of pizza paid for by a wonderful cis woman
March 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
it would be real nice if for once in my life I didn't have to push through scared for something. the effects of "scared" on my body are getting to be a bit much and I would really enjoy some calm please.
an image of the corner of a room, bathed in soft light with small pieces of art on the walls. a blurry head is in the lower left foreground. text over the image reads: "do it scared" thanks but I have done everything scared. when is it my turn to do Calm
March 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
Zoidberg heckling the OP Your sample sizes are small, your standard deviations are high your conclusion means nothing and you should feel bad
March 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
A local diner makes Eggs Benny's on a croissant. they're divine. I humbly offer mine on cheese buns from another local bakery, known for these buns for the last 40 years. 🤤
eggs Benedict on toasted cheese buns, with bacon and hash browns. please don't judge me by my hollandaise 😩
March 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
zincsaucier1.bsky.social
Happy n+1 day to all who celebrate!

I love it when last year's model is prettier than the new model 😁

#bikesky
a purple metallic speckled carbon gravel bike. the word Specialized is written on the downtube in bright orange. a bookcase is in the background.
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM