Jen the Feisty Librarian
@feistywaters.com
Oatmeal socialist, pocketed dress enthusiast, chaos goblin, insufferable dog mom, spoonie tattooed librarian. She/Her
https://www.feistywaters.com/
https://www.feistywaters.com/
May your lights be bright and your cookies be comically large.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
May your lights be bright and your cookies be comically large.
I’m very glad to be part of this family. ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m very glad to be part of this family. ❤️
Jeff made a hella delicious Christmas dinner but I think we can all agree that the real skill is doing all the cleanup and leftovers while having cleanup snacks and wine. And that’s my time to shine.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Jeff made a hella delicious Christmas dinner but I think we can all agree that the real skill is doing all the cleanup and leftovers while having cleanup snacks and wine. And that’s my time to shine.
This is often our Dec 23 or 24 movie but instead we’re watching Scrooged with the in laws today. ❤️🎄❄️
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is often our Dec 23 or 24 movie but instead we’re watching Scrooged with the in laws today. ❤️🎄❄️
Local woman wakes up, wishes Merry Christmas to everyone but especially those who tried to make the world better instead of worse and also those that just did their best to survive the continual dumpster fire, makes oatmeal.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Local woman wakes up, wishes Merry Christmas to everyone but especially those who tried to make the world better instead of worse and also those that just did their best to survive the continual dumpster fire, makes oatmeal.
I skipped the AI slop of me looking like a 22 year old lollipop model and opted for some real photos of me looking like a 47 year old librarian in a cute dress, Merry fucking Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I skipped the AI slop of me looking like a 22 year old lollipop model and opted for some real photos of me looking like a 47 year old librarian in a cute dress, Merry fucking Christmas.
Local woman wakes up, sends three ghosts to visit all the fucko buckos today and tonight (there’s a lot of them so this is gonna take awhile), makes oatmeal.
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Local woman wakes up, sends three ghosts to visit all the fucko buckos today and tonight (there’s a lot of them so this is gonna take awhile), makes oatmeal.
Festive hair, also dinosaurs.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Festive hair, also dinosaurs.
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In the days leading up to Christmas I always like to share some old Christmas cards and photos that @feistywaters.com & myself have done over the years together. This is our 2022 photo and card. It might be my favourite we've ever done, for lots of reasons.
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In the days leading up to Christmas I always like to share some old Christmas cards and photos that @feistywaters.com & myself have done over the years together. This is our 2022 photo and card. It might be my favourite we've ever done, for lots of reasons.
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And please also, AGAIN, never forget that they are inherently unethical to use because no one gave permission for their research or writing to be used in it. It is all stolen, and if you're using the plagiarism machine, please keep that in mind.
My friends, I say this with all the love in my heart: Right now might not be the moment for “But we should be TOLERANT and NUANCED about the plagiarism machines!”
Your tolerance and “nuance” will be weaponised by the grifters and their apologists. Please respect yourselves more.
Your tolerance and “nuance” will be weaponised by the grifters and their apologists. Please respect yourselves more.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
And please also, AGAIN, never forget that they are inherently unethical to use because no one gave permission for their research or writing to be used in it. It is all stolen, and if you're using the plagiarism machine, please keep that in mind.
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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Local woman wakes up, wishes a happy festivus to everyone who celebrates and invites you to air your grievances (as if that's different than an average day on social media but whatever), makes oatmeal.
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Local woman wakes up, wishes a happy festivus to everyone who celebrates and invites you to air your grievances (as if that's different than an average day on social media but whatever), makes oatmeal.
Made it through three long ass days at the library, now Christmas holidays (that won’t be super relaxing this year but at least I won’t be at work).
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Made it through three long ass days at the library, now Christmas holidays (that won’t be super relaxing this year but at least I won’t be at work).
Sharing again today, for no particular reason.
Local woman wakes up, forms an alliance with other local women in Canada, Greenland and Mexico to yeet the United States into the sun, makes oatmeal.
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sharing again today, for no particular reason.
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really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
Local woman wakes up, starts the OAT (oatmeal access tv) network, a media empire that provides unbiased reporting of all news stories unless you say something bad about oatmeal, makes oatmeal.
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Local woman wakes up, starts the OAT (oatmeal access tv) network, a media empire that provides unbiased reporting of all news stories unless you say something bad about oatmeal, makes oatmeal.
The Erica Kirk Cirque du MAGA stuff seems like satire, apart from the fact that it’s not funny at all.
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Erica Kirk Cirque du MAGA stuff seems like satire, apart from the fact that it’s not funny at all.
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In the days leading up to Christmas I always like to share some old Christmas cards and photos that @feistywaters.com and myself have done over the years together. For this one we go back to 2018 when we thought the dumpster joke would be funny. Wow was the joke on us.
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
In the days leading up to Christmas I always like to share some old Christmas cards and photos that @feistywaters.com and myself have done over the years together. For this one we go back to 2018 when we thought the dumpster joke would be funny. Wow was the joke on us.
Local woman wakes up, sends all the Alberta and Saskatchewan separation enthusiasts to a pocket universe so they can truly create something new and independent for themselves and leave the rest of us out of it, makes oatmeal.
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Local woman wakes up, sends all the Alberta and Saskatchewan separation enthusiasts to a pocket universe so they can truly create something new and independent for themselves and leave the rest of us out of it, makes oatmeal.
That time I chilled with the Grinch at Van Dusen Gardens in 2013.
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That time I chilled with the Grinch at Van Dusen Gardens in 2013.
Last year I made cookies for my coworkers. This year I brought masks.
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Last year I made cookies for my coworkers. This year I brought masks.
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I am begging Good People™️ to remember that the "Epstein Files" are pages and pages of documented evidence of serial sexual abuse. This is not the type for fucking memes, my God.
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am begging Good People™️ to remember that the "Epstein Files" are pages and pages of documented evidence of serial sexual abuse. This is not the type for fucking memes, my God.
Local woman wakes up, seeks supernatural and other magical/ non religious vibes to give her the strength to get through the next 3 days of work, makes oatmeal.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Local woman wakes up, seeks supernatural and other magical/ non religious vibes to give her the strength to get through the next 3 days of work, makes oatmeal.
You and your pets are cute enough without using gen AI. Cheesy selfies over AI slop any day.
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You and your pets are cute enough without using gen AI. Cheesy selfies over AI slop any day.
Envious of people who can sleep when they’re sick. Or not sick. Or really sleep at all.
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Envious of people who can sleep when they’re sick. Or not sick. Or really sleep at all.