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Yextiny
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Journalist, medical doctor, economics professor, and practicing lawyer. All of my posts are simultaneously legal, medical, and financial advice.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Remember to verify those “cyber monday deals” like this monitor on sale for $834 is advertised as “36% off” - but, if you look at the price chart, it's actually **less than 1% off** its normal price of $840… but also technically the “lowest price in 30 days”.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hank Green and Patton Oswalt are dutiful preservers of the traditional performance of the 2016 conservative "triggered lib" caricature; this is the only way to explain how embarrassing their rhetorical instincts are despite being so otherwise thoughtful and media-trained.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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oh just straight up gutter racism!
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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they should make a sleeping position that’s comfortable
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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if you are a veteran that should be disqualifying for holding elected office
Pete talks in full grammatically correct sentences that make sense and are factual, is a veteran who honorably served our country, is married once, has no scandals AND is truthful WOW 🤯 and a politician that is experienced!?!?!
July 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe I'm too cynical but I assume 99% of the numerous Palestinian-family-in-gaza fundraisers are scams/grifts preying on the well-meaning & that the money goes to someone in a totally different country/situation.
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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We must destroy every screen with a bat
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?
September 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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feeling extremely vindicated as a guy who has never cared about Radiohead
May 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"say ahh" ahh dentist
May 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Persian conservative talking head in the 9th century: "Woke mathematicians have apparently made a new type of math called "algebra" were letters can identify as numbers, and if you ask them which numbers the letters are, they tell you to 'figure it out'. This is only going to confuse our children!"
May 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I can only assume this was inspired by Dan Hentschel
May 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Timothy McVeigh raised the profile of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building
In just two months on the job, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has raised the profile of autism.

But many autistic people say Kennedy is perpetuating harmful stereotypes.
Many in autism community say Health Secretary Kennedy doesn’t understand their needs
Advocacy groups say it’s important to tell parents of newly diagnosed children about the many possibilities open to their kids.
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May 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Iconic
April 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM