Yextiny
@yextiny.bsky.social
Journalist, medical doctor, economics professor, and practicing lawyer. All of my posts are simultaneously legal, medical, and financial advice.
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
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please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I'm thinking ICE agents should be trapped in big glass containers and we pull their limbs off with ambivalence like they were spiders
In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
www.wfaa.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I'm thinking ICE agents should be trapped in big glass containers and we pull their limbs off with ambivalence like they were spiders
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They are saying this is the most stupid games a country has ever played at one time
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
They are saying this is the most stupid games a country has ever played at one time
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Yes this is a slug and yes it is solar powered
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Yes this is a slug and yes it is solar powered
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Remember to verify those “cyber monday deals” like this monitor on sale for $834 is advertised as “36% off” - but, if you look at the price chart, it's actually **less than 1% off** its normal price of $840… but also technically the “lowest price in 30 days”.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Remember to verify those “cyber monday deals” like this monitor on sale for $834 is advertised as “36% off” - but, if you look at the price chart, it's actually **less than 1% off** its normal price of $840… but also technically the “lowest price in 30 days”.
Hank Green and Patton Oswalt are dutiful preservers of the traditional performance of the 2016 conservative "triggered lib" caricature; this is the only way to explain how embarrassing their rhetorical instincts are despite being so otherwise thoughtful and media-trained.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hank Green and Patton Oswalt are dutiful preservers of the traditional performance of the 2016 conservative "triggered lib" caricature; this is the only way to explain how embarrassing their rhetorical instincts are despite being so otherwise thoughtful and media-trained.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
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oh just straight up gutter racism!
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
oh just straight up gutter racism!
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they should make a sleeping position that’s comfortable
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
they should make a sleeping position that’s comfortable
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if you are a veteran that should be disqualifying for holding elected office
Pete talks in full grammatically correct sentences that make sense and are factual, is a veteran who honorably served our country, is married once, has no scandals AND is truthful WOW 🤯 and a politician that is experienced!?!?!
July 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if you are a veteran that should be disqualifying for holding elected office