Yextiny
@yextiny.bsky.social
Journalist, medical doctor, economics professor, and practicing lawyer. All of my posts are simultaneously legal, medical, and financial advice.
Remember to verify those “cyber monday deals” like this monitor on sale for $834 is advertised as “36% off” - but, if you look at the price chart, it's actually **less than 1% off** its normal price of $840… but also technically the “lowest price in 30 days”.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Remember to verify those “cyber monday deals” like this monitor on sale for $834 is advertised as “36% off” - but, if you look at the price chart, it's actually **less than 1% off** its normal price of $840… but also technically the “lowest price in 30 days”.
I can only assume this was inspired by Dan Hentschel
May 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I can only assume this was inspired by Dan Hentschel
I have ascended to a new state of being
May 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I have ascended to a new state of being
Am I having a stroke bc I'm trying and failing to identify even one thing on that plate
March 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Am I having a stroke bc I'm trying and failing to identify even one thing on that plate
Playing IRL balatro bc I forgot the steam deck at the house
January 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Playing IRL balatro bc I forgot the steam deck at the house
just finished molting; 2025 is gonna be my year
January 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
just finished molting; 2025 is gonna be my year
Elon Musk was created in a lab entirely out of sad divorced man particles
January 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Elon Musk was created in a lab entirely out of sad divorced man particles
Can't wait for Elden Ring: Fornitereign
December 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Can't wait for Elden Ring: Fornitereign
Guillermo del Toro could win a George R R Martin lookalike contest
December 15, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Guillermo del Toro could win a George R R Martin lookalike contest
3k followers and blocked by over ten times as many people. Looks like the normies hate you too
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
3k followers and blocked by over ten times as many people. Looks like the normies hate you too
my dogs are shining beams of light in a grey world I tell you what
December 1, 2024 at 5:48 AM
my dogs are shining beams of light in a grey world I tell you what
loading my minigun with swarovski 7.62mm rounds
November 28, 2024 at 3:50 AM
loading my minigun with swarovski 7.62mm rounds
We should have embraced aesthetics over functionality. It should feel arcane and futuristic to use a computer. We should be in VR flying through blue laser grids with one of these in either hand in order to watch a youtube video
November 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
We should have embraced aesthetics over functionality. It should feel arcane and futuristic to use a computer. We should be in VR flying through blue laser grids with one of these in either hand in order to watch a youtube video
Fellas, what’s keeping you from dressing like this?
November 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Fellas, what’s keeping you from dressing like this?
In order to heal the divisions of this nation, we need to bring this lil freak back
November 26, 2024 at 3:19 AM
In order to heal the divisions of this nation, we need to bring this lil freak back
A monumental achievement in insect naming
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
A monumental achievement in insect naming
when you follow me this is who ur followin
November 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
when you follow me this is who ur followin
seeing Willem Dafoe do a scene as Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz with 2000 live rats in Nosferatu (2024) will fix me
November 23, 2024 at 11:44 PM
seeing Willem Dafoe do a scene as Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz with 2000 live rats in Nosferatu (2024) will fix me