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attyepi.bsky.social
This is a test of the Emergency Pawcast System. This is only a test.

#Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #EmergencyPawcastSystem
Close up front view of a black cat's front paws on a beige rug as he sits upright
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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ceej.online
honestly pretty scary to imagine where I might have ended up if I hadn’t drank so much yellow #5
May 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
people who work for the IRS garnish their salads with your wages HEYOOOooooo
April 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
my employer thinks I’m too informal in my business correspondence but razzmatazz is in the dictionary so take that bill
April 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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dly.bsky.social
Vyvanse is a beautiful name for a baby girl
April 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I set my alarm for 10 minutes after I go to bed so I can hit the snooze button for the next 8 hours
April 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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dly.bsky.social
As always, feel free to reach out with any questions, you needy ass hoes.
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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struggalo.bsky.social
I'm the author of my own life, but I use passive voice and am an unreliable narrator.
April 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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dly.bsky.social
me from 8:54am–1:59pm before my appt at 2pm
Mike Wazwoski staring into the camera blankly lookin all awkward
April 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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stevesuckington.bsky.social
in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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lacroixboi.dadguy.help
candles are acoustic light bulbs
April 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
her: i just think it’s stupid to make up your own chess pieces. no offence.

me: nun taken.
April 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
My phone anytime I try and do two factor authentication
Omar from the television show the wire saying "a man got to have a code"
April 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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lexoluthoro.bsky.social
Refilling all my bodily fluids with cranberry juice and whatever is inside of gushers.
March 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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macnult.com
met a fiddle player named Amanda Lynn

i told her, "close enough"
April 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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notnhl.bsky.social
The @utahhockeyclub defend home ice! 💪
Final Score: Utah defeats Flames 3-1
April 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
rizzo the rat in front of a silver curtain saying: "Why are you booing me? I'm right."
March 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
[every assassin’s creed game]

NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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wildethingy.bsky.social
I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
kinda fucked up the way they doxxed the muffin man
March 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
April Ludgate from Parks and Rec saying “I didnt think March 31st existed”
March 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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ceej.online
getting the feeling we made a mistake installing a philosopher-king. he locks himself in his tower and only comes out to say shit like, “I cannot disprove the idea that I am but a brain in a jar?” wow holy shit man, that’s crazy. did you have any ideas about the fucking grain shortage
June 10, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
The burrowing owl enclosure is closed for maintenance. They delved too greedily, too deep.
March 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Zebras are camouflaged to blend in with their natural habitat, The Armani Exchange.
Close up photo of 3 zebras.
March 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM