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@raaleh.bsky.social watchlist vibes on this mayor.
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@helldude.bsky.social reading some James Ellroy and suddenly thought of you:

“There I am. I’m fetching fine in ’49. I’m beefcake, boss, and bangin’ them bonaroo bitches, three at a pop.

I’m handsome and heavy-hung. I’m a lustful Lebanese. Call me a camel cad from the get-go.”
September 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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These are one sentence apart. Words, what do they mean.

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/07/o...
June 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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some more congestion pricing Ws:

Broadway attendance: up 21%
Restaurant reservations: up 7%
Pedestrian traffic: up 4%
Retail sales: up $900M
Commercial leasing: up 61%
Subway crime: down 37%
Car crashes: down 50%
Honking complaints: down 69%
March 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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“So I told her ‘you want an offensive line? Well are you Irish, cuz you’ve got me Dublin’ But yeah, no, I didn’t get her number”
March 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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saw a dog alone going down geary in a waymo car, that is the most fucked up thing i have seen in a minute. big great pyrenees dog, alone in the back seat of a driverless car zipping down the road
March 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I should also say I don’t think K-12 private schools should exist nor homeschooling be allowed.

Everyone should go to public schools and be required to have the same education regardless of class.

You shouldn’t be able to opt out of a common shared education for the sake of civic life. Send tweet.
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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welcome, 6000 new Bluesky users here for NFL takes.

here’s something you won’t find anywhere else: the Seahawks’ off-season so far has me very enthusiastic about the Sounders
March 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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im gay for hot ladies
March 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally
February 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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nothing sexier than a woman wearing only a football jersey. it really feels like you're about to fuck your favorite football hero
February 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I have never 'enjoyed' using an app in my life
January 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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In 1999 Enron stuck a deal with Blockbuster Video (ask your parents, they were big once) to sell and rent movies over the internet, something telecoms had been promising Wall St. since the AOL/Time Warner merger but no one had actually done.
January 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Who is up for a short thread on the intriguing parallels between OpenAI and Enron, as told by one of Enron's investment bankers -- that is to say, me? Here goes...
January 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
The killer was reportedly stuffing his face with Altoona style pizza when federal law enforcement closed in on him.
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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(Listening to Aphex Twin while jacking off) wow, the world has become an Adam Curtis documentary
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI
a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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I’ve been on Bluesky for a while now and I’m glad a lot of new people are coming over from X, and if I had one tip for them it would be to get used to seeing drawings of beefy animals with dicks the size of Stanley tumblers.
November 10, 2024 at 10:45 PM