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Carson
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It's the FINALE to Super Mario 64 on 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! Does Brett finally get out of the game? Will we get enough stars to FREE HIM?? Tune in and find out on the best background noise you'll hear all week!

youtu.be/ZJYnJbaqs2c
Super BRETTZKY 64 FINALE | IS BRETT FREE??? | Brett's Friend Carson
YouTube video by Expansion Pack
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December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Someone is finally asking the REAL questions
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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It's a Christmas Miracle
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This reads like a pitch for a Tim Robinson skit.
My father-in-law is watching a YouTube channel where a guy looks for and sometimes finds old silver dimes; his catchphrase is "it's dime time." As far as I'm concerned my father-in-law is the only person using YouTube properly.
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The idea that all art must be good and successful on the very first attempt proves you're only thinking of profit margins and/or clout and not creating something just because you want it to exist.
There's a discourse that basically goes:

Alice: But I want to use AI to do art
Bob: Just do it yourself
Alice: But I am not good at it
Bob: Just be bad, and post it on the internet, it's fine!

And Bob is lying, it sucks, you will get savaged as anyone who has taken a picture of their dinner knows.
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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❤️STICKER DRIVE for THE SAMEER PROJECT!!❤️

My Twin Peaks, Sluggo, and Illbleed designs are now available, benefitting the Sameer Project, providing tents/supplies to southern Gaza! Shares appreciated! Ty @copybara.bsky.social !

www.copybaracreations.com/charitydrive...

#twinpeaks #illbleed #fwwm
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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MLB has uploaded FOX Sports' "Turn Back the Clock" broadcast in its entirety!

This game was history lesson on the technological innovations and techniques used in baseball broadcasts through the 20th century. The game starts in 1939 and improves every half inning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k1D...
The game that went from black-and-white to technicolor in 9 innings
YouTube video by MLB Vault
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why does that banana look like corn
Banana Liberty
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.

Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Replace your VMU batteries or die.
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Gonna be sick when the Prototype debuts on Dynamite come Wednesday so he can have a decent retirement run.
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The Star Wars Holiday Special is genuinely magical because theres 2 separate moments where you can pinpoint the exact point in time that Harrison Ford realized he hates Star Wars
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM