Carson
@neohazard.bsky.social
POV shopping at Target:
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
POV shopping at Target:
So THAT'S who ran this account for years...
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So THAT'S who ran this account for years...
Confirming the shocking truth from @bradflick55.bsky.social about the #Dodgers moving forward in the playoffs.
October 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Confirming the shocking truth from @bradflick55.bsky.social about the #Dodgers moving forward in the playoffs.
What my wife looks over and sees when I rip ass:
October 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What my wife looks over and sees when I rip ass:
IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION
Pretty sure Mario 64 was first, but these two stupid games contributed heavily to my fear of open water.
August 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pretty sure Mario 64 was first, but these two stupid games contributed heavily to my fear of open water.
Pulled after one rough inning.... damn man....
June 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pulled after one rough inning.... damn man....
June 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Give me your best Dead as Disco finds so far (as in songs you tried and they kicked ass to play.)
Here's mine:
Here's mine:
May 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Give me your best Dead as Disco finds so far (as in songs you tried and they kicked ass to play.)
Here's mine:
Here's mine:
I've hearda throwin' da game, but this is ridiculous!
May 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I've hearda throwin' da game, but this is ridiculous!
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
God I love baseball. Coming back from 5-0 after the 2nd to win 6-5, with the GOAT Ohtani getting the game winning home run... 😩🤌
The beauty of sports baybeeeeee. If you're a dork or nerd seeing this post, check out the Dodgers. This team has been mad fun, perfect time to join.
The beauty of sports baybeeeeee. If you're a dork or nerd seeing this post, check out the Dodgers. This team has been mad fun, perfect time to join.
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
God I love baseball. Coming back from 5-0 after the 2nd to win 6-5, with the GOAT Ohtani getting the game winning home run... 😩🤌
The beauty of sports baybeeeeee. If you're a dork or nerd seeing this post, check out the Dodgers. This team has been mad fun, perfect time to join.
The beauty of sports baybeeeeee. If you're a dork or nerd seeing this post, check out the Dodgers. This team has been mad fun, perfect time to join.
BLUES WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN.
DODGERS DOWN ONE, WILL THE BRAVES SIDESTEP THE TEOSCAR TARIFF OR THE FREEMAN FEE??
DODGERS DOWN ONE, WILL THE BRAVES SIDESTEP THE TEOSCAR TARIFF OR THE FREEMAN FEE??
April 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
BLUES WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN.
DODGERS DOWN ONE, WILL THE BRAVES SIDESTEP THE TEOSCAR TARIFF OR THE FREEMAN FEE??
DODGERS DOWN ONE, WILL THE BRAVES SIDESTEP THE TEOSCAR TARIFF OR THE FREEMAN FEE??
The Rock is the original "pro wrestler turned Dreamcast People™."
March 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Rock is the original "pro wrestler turned Dreamcast People™."
Before Double Dash starts...
why does he yell like that
why does he yell like that
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Before Double Dash starts...
why does he yell like that
why does he yell like that
mine doesn't look right
February 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
mine doesn't look right
Close! That's Earthworm Jim's Plasma Blaster!
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Close! That's Earthworm Jim's Plasma Blaster!
This is one of the greatest video games ever made, I just wish I hadn't taken three decades to realize that.
February 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is one of the greatest video games ever made, I just wish I hadn't taken three decades to realize that.
Dunno if you remember that god awful Hatred game from years ago, but that's basically what they did lol
February 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dunno if you remember that god awful Hatred game from years ago, but that's basically what they did lol
Very busy day at work, had to let folks know.
February 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Very busy day at work, had to let folks know.
I LOVE it, had it on repeat since it dropped last week!
...my wife, the actual SC fan of the household, doesn't like it. She informed me apparently a lot of the youths don't either and it's getting roasted on TikTok. I've been having this reaction repeatedly since she informed me of this:
...my wife, the actual SC fan of the household, doesn't like it. She informed me apparently a lot of the youths don't either and it's getting roasted on TikTok. I've been having this reaction repeatedly since she informed me of this:
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I LOVE it, had it on repeat since it dropped last week!
...my wife, the actual SC fan of the household, doesn't like it. She informed me apparently a lot of the youths don't either and it's getting roasted on TikTok. I've been having this reaction repeatedly since she informed me of this:
...my wife, the actual SC fan of the household, doesn't like it. She informed me apparently a lot of the youths don't either and it's getting roasted on TikTok. I've been having this reaction repeatedly since she informed me of this: