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A thirty-something trying their best in Minneapolis. I watch movies, cook, and play GAA
There are a lot of terrible people in Hollywood. By all accounts that I know, Rob Reiner was a genuinely good person and a real mensch. He aimed to make his sets functional workplaces where people felt comfortable and safe (insane that that's rare). RIP to an icon who made some of my favorite films
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
There are a lot of terrible people in Hollywood. By all accounts that I know, Rob Reiner was a genuinely good person and a real mensch. He aimed to make his sets functional workplaces where people felt comfortable and safe (insane that that's rare). RIP to an icon who made some of my favorite films
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
Yes of course, when I think of the San Francisco Giants teams of the 21st century, I think of Jeff Kent instead of Barry fucking Bonds
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yes of course, when I think of the San Francisco Giants teams of the 21st century, I think of Jeff Kent instead of Barry fucking Bonds
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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in this week's column! I discuss what it took for me to become an Adult Gamer and I argue that you, too, should play video games: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/we-should-...
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
in this week's column! I discuss what it took for me to become an Adult Gamer and I argue that you, too, should play video games: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/we-should-...
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Cape Town, South Africa
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Cape Town, South Africa
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Cape Town, South Africa
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Cape Town, South Africa
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Was revisiting The Island (which is STILL an absolute banger) and was reviewing the filmology of Michael Bay on IMDB when I hit upon an unexpected surprise.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Was revisiting The Island (which is STILL an absolute banger) and was reviewing the filmology of Michael Bay on IMDB when I hit upon an unexpected surprise.
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There’s a dude walking around who just is Sheldon from bing bang. Everywhere he goes people say “you were big bang Shelton” and he says, yes, that is me. What a life.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
There’s a dude walking around who just is Sheldon from bing bang. Everywhere he goes people say “you were big bang Shelton” and he says, yes, that is me. What a life.
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this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
Need this
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Need this
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
It's curtains for me if BlueSky ever reveals that I've been pretending to be American this whole time while I've actually been a sovereign citizen of the kingdom of Genovia
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It's curtains for me if BlueSky ever reveals that I've been pretending to be American this whole time while I've actually been a sovereign citizen of the kingdom of Genovia
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It's not just "consumer smart" it reduces environmental waste, key materials are often mined in slave conditions. The whole tenor of the article is wrong - why is the economy so dependent on us engaging in mass waste?
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's not just "consumer smart" it reduces environmental waste, key materials are often mined in slave conditions. The whole tenor of the article is wrong - why is the economy so dependent on us engaging in mass waste?
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Any opportunity I have to post the greatest tweet of all time I'm gonna take it. This is my favorite ever.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Any opportunity I have to post the greatest tweet of all time I'm gonna take it. This is my favorite ever.
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down
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watching ken burns' BASEBALL and getting romantic about sports again (as much as I hate the current state of the industry)
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
watching ken burns' BASEBALL and getting romantic about sports again (as much as I hate the current state of the industry)
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I laughed
The Five Best Randy Newman Songs To Fuck To
Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music, but did you know his music is also great to fuck to? That’s right...
thehardtimes.net
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I laughed
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I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
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Sports gambling is not just corrupting our trust in sports, but America.
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sports gambling is not just corrupting our trust in sports, but America.
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
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This is honestly the funniest thing that’s happened since they got a guy from Chicago to be pope.
Reporter to Trump: Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani mayoralty?
Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is honestly the funniest thing that’s happened since they got a guy from Chicago to be pope.