Jennifer Linde
@jensprite.bsky.social
UMN prof married to cranky poet ▪︎ middle-aged cat lady ▪︎ 〽️ Go Blue! ▪︎ I was on Jeopardy!, it was fun ▪︎ this timeline sucks
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Jennifer Linde
@jensprite.bsky.social
· May 8
Give me a nation run by boring assholes who care about Getting Things Done Properly.
please? ever again?
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It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
I mean, he can tell himself that all day long and he can even say it out loud so other people can hear it, but it doesn't make it true
"What we do is legal, ethical and moral." -- Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino says at Minneapolis briefing with ICE official Marcos Charles
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I mean, he can tell himself that all day long and he can even say it out loud so other people can hear it, but it doesn't make it true
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As we in Minneapolis struggle with this unlawful, invading force… I ask all of you consider the parallels to your local law enforcement and the Black community often describes their interactions.
I am not exaggerating when I say ICE functions as a terrorist organization in the Twin Cities. The goal seems to be to harass and frighten people (the ones who are lucky enough to not be abducted, at least) and it's deeply unsettling when you learn they're in your neighborhood.
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
As we in Minneapolis struggle with this unlawful, invading force… I ask all of you consider the parallels to your local law enforcement and the Black community often describes their interactions.
hey #Minneapolis the very faint green glow has started (in Whittier with iPhone camera exposure)
January 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
hey #Minneapolis the very faint green glow has started (in Whittier with iPhone camera exposure)
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It is Love that we're seeing from the good people in MN, and all over this sick and beleaguered nation right now, in those streets, out in the cold.
There is no greater love than to love your neighbor... it's love as a verb.
And one day, maybe not in our time, but if we do the work... one day...
There is no greater love than to love your neighbor... it's love as a verb.
And one day, maybe not in our time, but if we do the work... one day...
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It is Love that we're seeing from the good people in MN, and all over this sick and beleaguered nation right now, in those streets, out in the cold.
There is no greater love than to love your neighbor... it's love as a verb.
And one day, maybe not in our time, but if we do the work... one day...
There is no greater love than to love your neighbor... it's love as a verb.
And one day, maybe not in our time, but if we do the work... one day...
this thread makes me happy
How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents.
Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.
Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.
Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.
Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.
Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.
Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.
Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
this thread makes me happy
nobody likes ICE, nothing is better because of ICE, nobody is safer because of ICE
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
nobody likes ICE, nothing is better because of ICE, nobody is safer because of ICE
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Instead of ending the constitution and murdering people, we could have high speed trains and universal health care.
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Instead of ending the constitution and murdering people, we could have high speed trains and universal health care.
I sing for shit but I know I know some songbirds!
If you dislike ICE and also enjoy singing and swearing then oh boy I've got the gig for you. I wrote a ditty but it needs an especially foul-mouthed choir. The deadline is Thursday at midnight.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ege...
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ege...
docs.google.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I sing for shit but I know I know some songbirds!
so glad I found myself in this place 💖
I love this so much. I love this place. I love us. And they will never break us. Never.
On The Resolve of Minnesota
YouTube video by Robert Arnold
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
so glad I found myself in this place 💖
I hope their extremities (all of their extremities) get frostbite
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I hope their extremities (all of their extremities) get frostbite
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They didn’t just hate Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Gretchen Whitmer, and Kamala Harris. They hate me. They hate you. They hate any woman who isn’t performing attractive feminine submission for their pleasure.
January 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They didn’t just hate Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Gretchen Whitmer, and Kamala Harris. They hate me. They hate you. They hate any woman who isn’t performing attractive feminine submission for their pleasure.
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All of this to service the delusions of one sick, dying man, and the psychic needs of many, many, small men and women.
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
All of this to service the delusions of one sick, dying man, and the psychic needs of many, many, small men and women.
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I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
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4 pieces of good news today:
1) Hochul and Mamdani are working on free pre-K
2) Tish James got a SECOND Trump makebelieve US Attorney DQed
3) 9 Republicans backed Jeffries' ACA subsidies discharge petition
4) 5 Republicans voted for cloture Kaines' WPR prohibiting more invasion in VZ
1) Hochul and Mamdani are working on free pre-K
2) Tish James got a SECOND Trump makebelieve US Attorney DQed
3) 9 Republicans backed Jeffries' ACA subsidies discharge petition
4) 5 Republicans voted for cloture Kaines' WPR prohibiting more invasion in VZ
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
4 pieces of good news today:
1) Hochul and Mamdani are working on free pre-K
2) Tish James got a SECOND Trump makebelieve US Attorney DQed
3) 9 Republicans backed Jeffries' ACA subsidies discharge petition
4) 5 Republicans voted for cloture Kaines' WPR prohibiting more invasion in VZ
1) Hochul and Mamdani are working on free pre-K
2) Tish James got a SECOND Trump makebelieve US Attorney DQed
3) 9 Republicans backed Jeffries' ACA subsidies discharge petition
4) 5 Republicans voted for cloture Kaines' WPR prohibiting more invasion in VZ
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I say “why is it always us?” but it’s because we love and stand up for our neighbors and they fucking know it
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I say “why is it always us?” but it’s because we love and stand up for our neighbors and they fucking know it
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fuck this monstrous, degenerate administration and every asshole who voted for them. fuck them into the sun.
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
fuck this monstrous, degenerate administration and every asshole who voted for them. fuck them into the sun.
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ICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.
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surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
get these fucking goons out of our cities
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
get these fucking goons out of our cities
Walked across my living room, accidentally walked into a chunky chair leg, broke a toe
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Walked across my living room, accidentally walked into a chunky chair leg, broke a toe
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I got hopeful, works for me!
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I got hopeful, works for me!
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Exercise is good. Nutrition matters. Prevention matters.
However, turning food into something you have to earn or feel guilty about isn’t health, it’s ideology.
However, turning food into something you have to earn or feel guilty about isn’t health, it’s ideology.
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Exercise is good. Nutrition matters. Prevention matters.
However, turning food into something you have to earn or feel guilty about isn’t health, it’s ideology.
However, turning food into something you have to earn or feel guilty about isn’t health, it’s ideology.