APrioriGoof
@apriorigoof.bsky.social
The cat is my cat, his name is Franklin, the orangest, he’s the greatest, everyone is saying thank you, thank you Mr Franklin
Would literally rather go to therapy than watch Materialists again
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Would literally rather go to therapy than watch Materialists again
Okay, playing out the first rivers touchdown with “what’s my age again” is pretty funny
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Okay, playing out the first rivers touchdown with “what’s my age again” is pretty funny
Mahomes got sacked and the announcer said “he is devoured back at the 37”. Devoured
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mahomes got sacked and the announcer said “he is devoured back at the 37”. Devoured
What, like, indefinitely?
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What, like, indefinitely?
Dude at work with the absolute drip today
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dude at work with the absolute drip today
K-pop daughter, Black Hole son
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
K-pop daughter, Black Hole son
The dentist said that I didn’t really have to floss if I don’t want to because “you’re so good at swishing”
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The dentist said that I didn’t really have to floss if I don’t want to because “you’re so good at swishing”
The cat woke me up at 1 this morning cause his bowl was empty and wouldn’t take no for an answer
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The cat woke me up at 1 this morning cause his bowl was empty and wouldn’t take no for an answer
In a Plurb type situation I’d be plurbbing out. Like, I’d feel so left out if everyone else was plurbed up and I was just alone and unplurbed.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In a Plurb type situation I’d be plurbbing out. Like, I’d feel so left out if everyone else was plurbed up and I was just alone and unplurbed.
It’s December. I am trying to sit in the dark and watch movies and play guitar all day. And this awful sunbeam is invading my space. Can’t wait for the flood
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s December. I am trying to sit in the dark and watch movies and play guitar all day. And this awful sunbeam is invading my space. Can’t wait for the flood
I think the reason I love Baby Driver so much is that it’s an iteration on GTA. And GTA is the best action movie game(s) ever made. Baby Driver is the most GTA movie ever made.
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I think the reason I love Baby Driver so much is that it’s an iteration on GTA. And GTA is the best action movie game(s) ever made. Baby Driver is the most GTA movie ever made.
We’re just about a decade away from them being able to do Stranger Things style nostalgia trap stuff for 2000s movies and, like, what does that even look like. MCU revival shit? The MCU is already its own nostalgia trap shit. The Mean Girls didn’t go on any adventures…
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We’re just about a decade away from them being able to do Stranger Things style nostalgia trap stuff for 2000s movies and, like, what does that even look like. MCU revival shit? The MCU is already its own nostalgia trap shit. The Mean Girls didn’t go on any adventures…
Gen z M*A*S*H be like sewer slide is painless
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Gen z M*A*S*H be like sewer slide is painless
Me, meeting my first Irish person: Wow, amazing, can I touch your hair?
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me, meeting my first Irish person: Wow, amazing, can I touch your hair?
What if you had to feed your computer food instead of plugging it in and it had a cute tummy and a mouth it could smile with?
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
What if you had to feed your computer food instead of plugging it in and it had a cute tummy and a mouth it could smile with?
One time, when she was like 6, my little sister “got into baking” and she added, like, 10 eggs to boxed strawberry cake mix. I said it just tasted like pink scrambled eggs and my dad got mad cause I made her cry
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
One time, when she was like 6, my little sister “got into baking” and she added, like, 10 eggs to boxed strawberry cake mix. I said it just tasted like pink scrambled eggs and my dad got mad cause I made her cry
There’s a dude walking around who just is Sheldon from bing bang. Everywhere he goes people say “you were big bang Shelton” and he says, yes, that is me. What a life.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
There’s a dude walking around who just is Sheldon from bing bang. Everywhere he goes people say “you were big bang Shelton” and he says, yes, that is me. What a life.
Just did speed dating (wouldn’t do again but wasn’t awful or anything) and the lady I liked the most was very clearly Asian, like an immigrant from Asia and she started the conversation with “So where do you think I’m from? Guess”
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Just did speed dating (wouldn’t do again but wasn’t awful or anything) and the lady I liked the most was very clearly Asian, like an immigrant from Asia and she started the conversation with “So where do you think I’m from? Guess”
Considering logging onto instagram just so I can follow the mashed potato bong girl. Instant classic video.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Considering logging onto instagram just so I can follow the mashed potato bong girl. Instant classic video.
You know how cats will come chill with you and try to participate in whatever you’re doing (paws on the keyboard, etc)? I read once that they appreciate when you join them in their thing. Whenever I see that Franklin has something interesting going on outside the window I go watch it with him
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You know how cats will come chill with you and try to participate in whatever you’re doing (paws on the keyboard, etc)? I read once that they appreciate when you join them in their thing. Whenever I see that Franklin has something interesting going on outside the window I go watch it with him
POV: the nerd has stopped talking science talk and is about to show you how time travel works in a way you might understand
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
POV: the nerd has stopped talking science talk and is about to show you how time travel works in a way you might understand
Oi mate yew go’ a loisence fo’ tha’ ki’ee?
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oi mate yew go’ a loisence fo’ tha’ ki’ee?
Had to cancel on band practice yesterday and on guitar lessons today. So if it really is about the notes you don’t play I’m fucking killing it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Had to cancel on band practice yesterday and on guitar lessons today. So if it really is about the notes you don’t play I’m fucking killing it.