Vanurtle
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The Cottingley Fairies appear in five photos taken by cousins Elsie Wright (age 16) & Frances Griffiths (9), from Bradford, UK. Their 1917 images caused many to believe the magical creatures were real....even fooling Sherlock Holmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #WomensArt
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Cottingley Fairies appear in five photos taken by cousins Elsie Wright (age 16) & Frances Griffiths (9), from Bradford, UK. Their 1917 images caused many to believe the magical creatures were real....even fooling Sherlock Holmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #WomensArt
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When your pet head- butts you, that’s their version of Boop!
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When your pet head- butts you, that’s their version of Boop!
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You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
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My boss just set a meeting for July 2028 and a little piece of me died.
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My boss just set a meeting for July 2028 and a little piece of me died.
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The panels of the staircases echo with footsteps, but nobody seems to mind.
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The panels of the staircases echo with footsteps, but nobody seems to mind.
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If I'm flirting with you, I'm so sorry.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If I'm flirting with you, I'm so sorry.
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my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps
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I'm not mad, I'm maddening
I'm not mad, I'm eccentric.
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm not mad, I'm maddening
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I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite
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Had a hot bath and soaked in my failure to be on schedule. In a bright, cheery, perfect world, everything is on time and even ahead of schedule. Woot! What a place to be!
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Had a hot bath and soaked in my failure to be on schedule. In a bright, cheery, perfect world, everything is on time and even ahead of schedule. Woot! What a place to be!
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"The meek shall inherit the earth"
THE MEEK: No
THE MEEK: No
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"The meek shall inherit the earth"
THE MEEK: No
THE MEEK: No
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a prescription strength hug please
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
a prescription strength hug please
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I painted this yesterday, I haven't painted water in a while.
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I painted this yesterday, I haven't painted water in a while.
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"Your a adult you can do what you want" i whisper to myself before I eat pudding before the main.
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Your a adult you can do what you want" i whisper to myself before I eat pudding before the main.
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Going to need some help getting by on hospital release, benefits have been stopped because ive been in hospital over 3 weeks so need to reapply, I have little cash left for topping up electricity and getting in groceries, phone needs topped up.
Pls help if you can
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
Pls help if you can
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Going to need some help getting by on hospital release, benefits have been stopped because ive been in hospital over 3 weeks so need to reapply, I have little cash left for topping up electricity and getting in groceries, phone needs topped up.
Pls help if you can
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
Pls help if you can
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
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A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt
via Smithsonian Magazine
via Smithsonian Magazine
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt
via Smithsonian Magazine
via Smithsonian Magazine
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My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
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A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.
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hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma
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I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
March 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
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If you can’t appreciate “low brow “ humor, I assume you didn’t have an older sibling who’d randomly walk into the living room where you were quietly reading, loudly fart, and declare, “…Annnd that’s what I have to say about that!” before exiting.
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you can’t appreciate “low brow “ humor, I assume you didn’t have an older sibling who’d randomly walk into the living room where you were quietly reading, loudly fart, and declare, “…Annnd that’s what I have to say about that!” before exiting.
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Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes
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when white people have one (1) salsa
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
when white people have one (1) salsa
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im asking the important questions
questions like how do clowns still
have a job when everybody thinks
theyre creepy and whats the lion
tamer going to do with that chair
questions like how do clowns still
have a job when everybody thinks
theyre creepy and whats the lion
tamer going to do with that chair
October 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
im asking the important questions
questions like how do clowns still
have a job when everybody thinks
theyre creepy and whats the lion
tamer going to do with that chair
questions like how do clowns still
have a job when everybody thinks
theyre creepy and whats the lion
tamer going to do with that chair