Crustfundbabies
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I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
If I’ve accidentally followed an asshole/bigot/fuckwad because of one good joke, you all are gonna have to let me know because I usually just pop in and out for a ‘lil dopamine boost in between the daily horrors of life so probably haven’t done the required research.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If I’ve accidentally followed an asshole/bigot/fuckwad because of one good joke, you all are gonna have to let me know because I usually just pop in and out for a ‘lil dopamine boost in between the daily horrors of life so probably haven’t done the required research.
If anyone ever did try to break up with me first (before I clocked their BS… which is highly unlikely) my Virgo ass would just be like
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
If anyone ever did try to break up with me first (before I clocked their BS… which is highly unlikely) my Virgo ass would just be like
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
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it was love at first sight
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it was love at first sight
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
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Just saw someone refer to the Wellbutrin tablet as an Everlasting Sobstopper
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Just saw someone refer to the Wellbutrin tablet as an Everlasting Sobstopper
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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Im hyped up on sugar..outta my way bro.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Im hyped up on sugar..outta my way bro.
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A comfy Grumpy Pants is a Happy Grumpy Pants.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A comfy Grumpy Pants is a Happy Grumpy Pants.
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Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
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I've invented a time machine but it only lets you travel sideways in time. I'm experiencing right now, but from slightly further away.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I've invented a time machine but it only lets you travel sideways in time. I'm experiencing right now, but from slightly further away.
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If you ever need a reminder that other people’s opinions don’t mean shit, just read through the comment threads under anything posted online. Can’t believe some of these idiots drive and vote. Be careful out there.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you ever need a reminder that other people’s opinions don’t mean shit, just read through the comment threads under anything posted online. Can’t believe some of these idiots drive and vote. Be careful out there.
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The panic when everything in your house goes quiet except the cat, which is chewing on SOMETHING
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The panic when everything in your house goes quiet except the cat, which is chewing on SOMETHING
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I accidentally looked a gingerbread man in the eyes at the store and it gave me the shivers.
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I accidentally looked a gingerbread man in the eyes at the store and it gave me the shivers.