Crustfundbabies
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I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
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Culture is chock full of gods and ghosts, language the drift of the spirit away from the meat and bones of its origin.
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Culture is chock full of gods and ghosts, language the drift of the spirit away from the meat and bones of its origin.
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[dabbing perfume on my neck]
This could be the night when the Abyss gazes back into me.
This could be the night when the Abyss gazes back into me.
June 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
[dabbing perfume on my neck]
This could be the night when the Abyss gazes back into me.
This could be the night when the Abyss gazes back into me.
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After an intense examination of the premises I found my missing cup of coffee in the shower.
January 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
After an intense examination of the premises I found my missing cup of coffee in the shower.
When people take more than 3 seconds to hang up after saying Ok Bye I’m like
a woman is talking on a payphone in a hallway .
Alt: Two woman aggressively hanging up a landline and a pay phone by viciously banging the receivers down.
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
When people take more than 3 seconds to hang up after saying Ok Bye I’m like
If you’re not coming with that, “Let’s drink Cabernet until our lips turn purple” energy, you should definitely ring the New Year in with someone else.
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If you’re not coming with that, “Let’s drink Cabernet until our lips turn purple” energy, you should definitely ring the New Year in with someone else.
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I went into an extremely crowded store. I had a cart and there was nowhere to push it and nowhere to put it and nowhere to stop and look. When I went to the next store, I did not get a cart. Freedom washed over me. Zipping through crowds, light on my feet, an unencumbered sprite.
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I went into an extremely crowded store. I had a cart and there was nowhere to push it and nowhere to put it and nowhere to stop and look. When I went to the next store, I did not get a cart. Freedom washed over me. Zipping through crowds, light on my feet, an unencumbered sprite.
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Hear me out: The Gronkch
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hear me out: The Gronkch
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“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”
December 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”
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pls miss me with the rigamarole
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
pls miss me with the rigamarole
Thinking I’m going to get fired for being sassy and snarky in an email, then realizing I actually just sound matter-of-fact, logical, and polite after reading it again is top Virgo behavior.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thinking I’m going to get fired for being sassy and snarky in an email, then realizing I actually just sound matter-of-fact, logical, and polite after reading it again is top Virgo behavior.
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A few years ago I saw someone say that dating someone with ADHD is like microdosing Wikipedia and I’m still recovering from that wound
March 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A few years ago I saw someone say that dating someone with ADHD is like microdosing Wikipedia and I’m still recovering from that wound
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I'm not a hermit because I don't understand people, I'm a hermit because I do
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm not a hermit because I don't understand people, I'm a hermit because I do
My ears feel like they spontaneously spurt blood every time I click on a review video someone turned into ASMR. I hate them SO much. They make me want to bash my head against a wall and rip the remaining fragments of my brain out of my skull.
a woman with a bruise on her forehead covering her ears
Alt: A girl covering her ears in horrendous pain
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My ears feel like they spontaneously spurt blood every time I click on a review video someone turned into ASMR. I hate them SO much. They make me want to bash my head against a wall and rip the remaining fragments of my brain out of my skull.
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THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
BE IN FULL COLOR
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
BE IN FULL COLOR
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They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy
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Raising Arizona.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Raising Arizona.
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falling down a long flight of stairs in front of a bunch of people would be an embarrassing way to die
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
falling down a long flight of stairs in front of a bunch of people would be an embarrassing way to die
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Someone mispronounced 'gamut' on a podcast I was listening to the other day and I'm still mad about it
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Someone mispronounced 'gamut' on a podcast I was listening to the other day and I'm still mad about it
My neutered cat has a new nickname (Horn Dawg) and a new girlfriend (super fluffy blanket) I sit here giggling at my little Lothario and his discovery of this newfound and pointless pleasure.
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My neutered cat has a new nickname (Horn Dawg) and a new girlfriend (super fluffy blanket) I sit here giggling at my little Lothario and his discovery of this newfound and pointless pleasure.
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Next Halloween I'm handing out Zippo lighters.
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Next Halloween I'm handing out Zippo lighters.
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I have several social media accounts that by themselves could pass the age verification process. And my mobile phone number is from the 1900s.
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I have several social media accounts that by themselves could pass the age verification process. And my mobile phone number is from the 1900s.
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“omg gloves made out of paper towels”
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“omg gloves made out of paper towels”
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
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How timezones affect social media perceptions
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How timezones affect social media perceptions