Crustfundbabies
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I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
Trying to hold rational conversations with those brainwashed by whatever bots have infected their minds with the generational, racial, classist, and ethnic generalizations fueling the us-against-them-ism BS that’s keeping the working classes in-fighting while billionaires laugh & screw us all, like…
a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is making a funny face .
Alt: Katt Williams, wearing a tuxedo and bow tie, looking like he’s seriously over your shit.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Trying to hold rational conversations with those brainwashed by whatever bots have infected their minds with the generational, racial, classist, and ethnic generalizations fueling the us-against-them-ism BS that’s keeping the working classes in-fighting while billionaires laugh & screw us all, like…
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Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
December 9, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
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thankful for every last one of you raggamuffins*
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November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
thankful for every last one of you raggamuffins*
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*terms and conditions apply. please visit www dot thankful for you raggamuffins dot com for details
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
My inner mantra is simply, Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My inner mantra is simply, Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe.
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don’t go chasing butterballs
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
November 26, 2024 at 8:26 AM
don’t go chasing butterballs
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
I did that cute thing where you lift your cat up so he can see on top of the bookshelf, fridge, etc, so now I’m doing this cute thing where I keep hearing a thump and running in there to lift his ass back down off the fridge since he discovered the Catnip Greenies are up there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I did that cute thing where you lift your cat up so he can see on top of the bookshelf, fridge, etc, so now I’m doing this cute thing where I keep hearing a thump and running in there to lift his ass back down off the fridge since he discovered the Catnip Greenies are up there.
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i just saw a pair of thigh high doc martins
i am not okay
i am not okay
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i just saw a pair of thigh high doc martins
i am not okay
i am not okay
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
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In today's You're Being Played:
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
In today's You're Being Played:
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
I say I want a walking pad to get steps in while working, but my cat and I both know it’s really so I can have a ‘lil runway to strut while trying on outfits.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I say I want a walking pad to get steps in while working, but my cat and I both know it’s really so I can have a ‘lil runway to strut while trying on outfits.
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Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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Did my part to prevent waste and finished off the guac before it went bad. No need to thank me. An environmental award? For me? Oh no! I couldn't!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Did my part to prevent waste and finished off the guac before it went bad. No need to thank me. An environmental award? For me? Oh no! I couldn't!
Scrolling by anything saccharinely romantic or clunkily erotic like
a man with a ring on his finger is making a face and says ewww
Alt: David Rose from Schitt’s Creek making a face and saying EWWWW
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November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Scrolling by anything saccharinely romantic or clunkily erotic like
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One time my parents had to move to another country for work, and their dog (a black poodle) somehow missed the connecting flight. They were in the new country waiting for news about the dog when he showed up a day later in the back of a Limo eating McDonalds burgers.
Absolute legend
Absolute legend
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One time my parents had to move to another country for work, and their dog (a black poodle) somehow missed the connecting flight. They were in the new country waiting for news about the dog when he showed up a day later in the back of a Limo eating McDonalds burgers.
Absolute legend
Absolute legend
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what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
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Trapped in the vast unknowable, crystal-lit honeycombs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trapped in the vast unknowable, crystal-lit honeycombs.
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It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: so I can pay my rent
Me: so I can pay my rent
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: so I can pay my rent
Me: so I can pay my rent
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What brick through yonder window breaks?
March 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What brick through yonder window breaks?
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me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
May 27, 2023 at 12:07 AM
me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow