Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
no klaatu no barada no nikto
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
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I ate all the candy so I hope these kids like cat treats
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I ate all the candy so I hope these kids like cat treats
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🎶 cos she's a smooth epilator...
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶 cos she's a smooth epilator...
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
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They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
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If there was an award for watching the WORST movies while bedridden I get a platinum Oscar.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If there was an award for watching the WORST movies while bedridden I get a platinum Oscar.
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“Planet glitches out of orbit in the electromagnetic storm” digital, 2025
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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“four horsemen check their mounts at the gates of hell” digital, 2025
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
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Alls I need is someone to pet me and give me a snack to keep me occupied while you clean out my closet and then a TREAT for having such a clean closet!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Alls I need is someone to pet me and give me a snack to keep me occupied while you clean out my closet and then a TREAT for having such a clean closet!
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the sky teases us
like darting slow motion butterflies and boys with bourbon smiles..
and I for one truly believe
it does not give a shit in doing so..
that beautiful fucker
#brokenpoet
like darting slow motion butterflies and boys with bourbon smiles..
and I for one truly believe
it does not give a shit in doing so..
that beautiful fucker
#brokenpoet
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the sky teases us
like darting slow motion butterflies and boys with bourbon smiles..
and I for one truly believe
it does not give a shit in doing so..
that beautiful fucker
#brokenpoet
like darting slow motion butterflies and boys with bourbon smiles..
and I for one truly believe
it does not give a shit in doing so..
that beautiful fucker
#brokenpoet
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but I hope you have someone that kisses you goodnight
if not..know that I am love
moon
if not..know that I am love
moon
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
but I hope you have someone that kisses you goodnight
if not..know that I am love
moon
if not..know that I am love
moon
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what if we made out, but it was cake
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what if we made out, but it was cake
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got that bridge and tunnel vision
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
got that bridge and tunnel vision
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I can't even remember what I was watching because the commercials have been on so long.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I can't even remember what I was watching because the commercials have been on so long.
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Morning has broken
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Morning has broken
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but real life traitors eats a bag of dicks
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
but real life traitors eats a bag of dicks
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french fries and gravy
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
french fries and gravy
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Look can we just drop in some ninjas right now?
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Look can we just drop in some ninjas right now?
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
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You can almost believe it was accidental
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You can almost believe it was accidental
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My farm is almost too successful. It's taking up a lot of the grass slots we have and there's not much more room for the actual harvesters themselves. It'll prove to be useful for the sustenance situation but I'm scared it won't be as compact as advertised
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My farm is almost too successful. It's taking up a lot of the grass slots we have and there's not much more room for the actual harvesters themselves. It'll prove to be useful for the sustenance situation but I'm scared it won't be as compact as advertised
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
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commuters need eggs and I will give them an egg, I will say “this is for you, to keep” as I hold their hand and give them these eggs as the scramble for the stairs
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
commuters need eggs and I will give them an egg, I will say “this is for you, to keep” as I hold their hand and give them these eggs as the scramble for the stairs