Mötley Düde
Make a band singular:
Hootie and the Blowfish
Hootie and the Blowfish
Make a band singular:
Ramone
Ramone
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mötley Düde
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"Oh you like fantasy football? Here's everyone single person who posted their fantasy team to All I Do Is Win" - my tiktok algorithm tonight
August 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Oh you like fantasy football? Here's everyone single person who posted their fantasy team to All I Do Is Win" - my tiktok algorithm tonight
what is the acceptable time to wait before dropping a deuce in a toilet that was cleaned
I mean, am I supposed to shit in the yard like an animal because somebody just scrubbed the bowl
I mean, am I supposed to shit in the yard like an animal because somebody just scrubbed the bowl
August 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
what is the acceptable time to wait before dropping a deuce in a toilet that was cleaned
I mean, am I supposed to shit in the yard like an animal because somebody just scrubbed the bowl
I mean, am I supposed to shit in the yard like an animal because somebody just scrubbed the bowl
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Therapist: how are you today?
Me:
Me:
July 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Therapist: how are you today?
Me:
Me:
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do i really have to stop skeeting and start working? what kind of bullshit scam did i fall for
July 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
do i really have to stop skeeting and start working? what kind of bullshit scam did i fall for
can't, gotta dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body
July 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
can't, gotta dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body
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HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.
July 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"learn AI" man fuck off with that shit if AI was so awesome it would teach me itself matrix-style
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and sweat coming out of his nose .
Alt: a close up of Keanu Reeves as Neo in the movie The Matrix with the caption " I know kung fu"
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"learn AI" man fuck off with that shit if AI was so awesome it would teach me itself matrix-style
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whoever decided that saturday is the day we all need to do everything we didn’t get done during the week should be spit upon and kicked a little
July 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
whoever decided that saturday is the day we all need to do everything we didn’t get done during the week should be spit upon and kicked a little
this is my fighting style
July 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
this is my fighting style
naming my nuts Pete and RePete
Naming my nuts Jamba and Laya
July 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
naming my nuts Pete and RePete
Smoking! in the boys' room
Breakfast! at Tiffany’s
July 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Smoking! in the boys' room
I prefer my old busted look anyway, thank you very much
July 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I prefer my old busted look anyway, thank you very much
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I like my coffee like I like my market... black
Coffee prices were up 2.2 percent in June, 13.4 percent year over year www.bls.gov/news.release... Prices will go much higher if Trump carries through with his threat of a 50% tax on coffee imported from Brazil because they are prosecuting someone for trying to overthrow the government.
Table 2. Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U): U. S. city average, by detailed expenditure category
- 2025 M06 Results
www.bls.gov
July 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I like my coffee like I like my market... black
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sry boss
not coming in today coz I dreamt about work all night
feels like I put my 8 hours in already
not coming in today coz I dreamt about work all night
feels like I put my 8 hours in already
July 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
sry boss
not coming in today coz I dreamt about work all night
feels like I put my 8 hours in already
not coming in today coz I dreamt about work all night
feels like I put my 8 hours in already
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The funniest fucking things never seem to catch.
July 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The funniest fucking things never seem to catch.
maybe she was born with it, maybe she just twisted her ankle
July 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
maybe she was born with it, maybe she just twisted her ankle
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I don’t even know what you’re talking about but I fully support it.
July 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don’t even know what you’re talking about but I fully support it.
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Actually, yes, I do read all your posts but I don’t want anyone else to
July 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Actually, yes, I do read all your posts but I don’t want anyone else to
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3di...
Comments section for this is brilliant, I think this one is my favourite
Comments section for this is brilliant, I think this one is my favourite
July 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3di...
Comments section for this is brilliant, I think this one is my favourite
Comments section for this is brilliant, I think this one is my favourite
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In "Peanuts," Snoopy began his career as an author 60 years ago, on July 12, 1965. "It was a dark and stormy night" was the opening line of the 1830 novel "Paul Clifford" by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
July 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
In "Peanuts," Snoopy began his career as an author 60 years ago, on July 12, 1965. "It was a dark and stormy night" was the opening line of the 1830 novel "Paul Clifford" by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
me when the same e̶l̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ five people always liking my posts like my post
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
me when the same e̶l̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ five people always liking my posts like my post
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*plays Roxanne full blast on repeat at midnight so the neighbors call the police*
July 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
*plays Roxanne full blast on repeat at midnight so the neighbors call the police*