Joe Papperello
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The two kinds of people you meet online
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The two kinds of people you meet online
If you put this liquid in your switch 2's USBC port it turns into a switch 3
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you put this liquid in your switch 2's USBC port it turns into a switch 3
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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November-themed official "Super Monkey Ball 2" (GCN) wallpaper.
[スーパーモンキーボール2]
[スーパーモンキーボール2]
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
November-themed official "Super Monkey Ball 2" (GCN) wallpaper.
[スーパーモンキーボール2]
[スーパーモンキーボール2]
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That restaurant you see on your delivery app might not actually exist. That delivery app you see on your phone might not exist. Your hunger might be an illusion. You might not actually exist. A glow appears on the horizon. Birdsong tickles through the swaying tree canopy.
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
That restaurant you see on your delivery app might not actually exist. That delivery app you see on your phone might not exist. Your hunger might be an illusion. You might not actually exist. A glow appears on the horizon. Birdsong tickles through the swaying tree canopy.
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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I have a two-step solution to our modern loneliness epidemic:
1. Haul immense stone slabs over long distances to build a Great Temple to Aten;
2. Gather at the Great Temple to Aten.
1. Haul immense stone slabs over long distances to build a Great Temple to Aten;
2. Gather at the Great Temple to Aten.
September 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have a two-step solution to our modern loneliness epidemic:
1. Haul immense stone slabs over long distances to build a Great Temple to Aten;
2. Gather at the Great Temple to Aten.
1. Haul immense stone slabs over long distances to build a Great Temple to Aten;
2. Gather at the Great Temple to Aten.
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WIFE: The new neighbors were kind enough to invite us to dinner. Please try to be normal.
ME: of course.
[later]
ME (using a fork to put a layer of butter between two potato chips): You know, buildings are really insects — their skeletons are on the outside to protect the teeming life within
ME: of course.
[later]
ME (using a fork to put a layer of butter between two potato chips): You know, buildings are really insects — their skeletons are on the outside to protect the teeming life within
August 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
WIFE: The new neighbors were kind enough to invite us to dinner. Please try to be normal.
ME: of course.
[later]
ME (using a fork to put a layer of butter between two potato chips): You know, buildings are really insects — their skeletons are on the outside to protect the teeming life within
ME: of course.
[later]
ME (using a fork to put a layer of butter between two potato chips): You know, buildings are really insects — their skeletons are on the outside to protect the teeming life within
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love to see it. want to revive your old Pebble? grab the beta of our new app!
See what's working so far: ndocs.repebble.com/changelog
Pls report bugs - button in app!
iOS testflight.apple.com/join/T17YYZYq
Android play.google.com/apps/testing...
See what's working so far: ndocs.repebble.com/changelog
Pls report bugs - button in app!
iOS testflight.apple.com/join/T17YYZYq
Android play.google.com/apps/testing...
September 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
love to see it. want to revive your old Pebble? grab the beta of our new app!
See what's working so far: ndocs.repebble.com/changelog
Pls report bugs - button in app!
iOS testflight.apple.com/join/T17YYZYq
Android play.google.com/apps/testing...
See what's working so far: ndocs.repebble.com/changelog
Pls report bugs - button in app!
iOS testflight.apple.com/join/T17YYZYq
Android play.google.com/apps/testing...
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
June 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
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full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
June 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
November 12, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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![screenshot from DoorDash app. Reads:
Step 4: Whipped Cream
Optional
[check box] No Cream
[check box] Yea Cream On It](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3qqi5ttz7ars5cmz2o6nmkj/bafkreihnlrynnuvmyy7l3jknpnkzhi6f2bthdfb36liapawmheizas5xzq@jpeg)
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need