raisin bird
@bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social
poetry, minneapolis | i switched baristas
if you are stuck on a bus in a blizzard and have a strong taste for your own humor, highly suggest searching for your own posts for a word like “this” or “is”
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
if you are stuck on a bus in a blizzard and have a strong taste for your own humor, highly suggest searching for your own posts for a word like “this” or “is”
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(music makes me lose control vox) christmas comes this time each year
December 21, 2023 at 11:25 PM
(music makes me lose control vox) christmas comes this time each year
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rediscovered this memory of zoom teaching
December 27, 2024 at 4:26 AM
rediscovered this memory of zoom teaching
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this honestly such a low bar for a hamburger
August 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
this honestly such a low bar for a hamburger
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this works. ⠀⠀⠑⠠⠔⠒⠢⠤⠊⠀⠀
March 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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let me know if. ⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀
this works. ⠀⠀⠑⠠⠔⠒⠢⠤⠊⠀⠀
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⠈⠒⡸⠎⠀⠀⠀⠱⢕⠐⠁
let me know if. ⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀
this works. ⠀⠀⠑⠠⠔⠒⠢⠤⠊⠀⠀
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the best part of having a friend who is also a hater is being in a social situation and they are like “can you believe this shit” and you are like “oh absolutely not” and you don’t even need to know what they are talking about
November 13, 2024 at 5:05 AM
the best part of having a friend who is also a hater is being in a social situation and they are like “can you believe this shit” and you are like “oh absolutely not” and you don’t even need to know what they are talking about
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momentarily forgot the word toucan when i saw this photo and whispered “baby zucchinis”
September 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
momentarily forgot the word toucan when i saw this photo and whispered “baby zucchinis”
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used this folding table to organize some tools yesterday and havent finished, now every time i walk by i think damn what time does the gig start
August 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
used this folding table to organize some tools yesterday and havent finished, now every time i walk by i think damn what time does the gig start
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my understanding of vaporwave is— and apologies if this is off-base— is that adult drug users are making music that is like, remember when your mom brought you juice
March 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my understanding of vaporwave is— and apologies if this is off-base— is that adult drug users are making music that is like, remember when your mom brought you juice
dozens of parents on one knee in the lobby of the circus during intermission coaching their children on how to say no if the clown invites them up
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
dozens of parents on one knee in the lobby of the circus during intermission coaching their children on how to say no if the clown invites them up
staying in a house with two cats im calling Meowzer and John Hiss. can you guess who is who?
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
staying in a house with two cats im calling Meowzer and John Hiss. can you guess who is who?
fyi delta still running the menendez brothers safety video @delta
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
fyi delta still running the menendez brothers safety video @delta
weed vape that is also a whistle. so that you can indicate fear
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
weed vape that is also a whistle. so that you can indicate fear
british audiobook reader attemping a normal american accent that could only be described as mississippi mid-atlantic? a millions chef’s kisses
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
british audiobook reader attemping a normal american accent that could only be described as mississippi mid-atlantic? a millions chef’s kisses
defeating an empath in battle by getting really upset
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
defeating an empath in battle by getting really upset
cant find the original post but wanted to put this back out there
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
cant find the original post but wanted to put this back out there
because he has been allowed, on occasion, a lick or two of milk, billy spent the entire time i ate cereal this morning hitting this pose
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
because he has been allowed, on occasion, a lick or two of milk, billy spent the entire time i ate cereal this morning hitting this pose
damn ramza in church with da thing out
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
damn ramza in church with da thing out
you parked in the wrong billy, kid
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
you parked in the wrong billy, kid
l'une meows, l'autre pas
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
l'une meows, l'autre pas
doctor trying to get his adult gamer patient to eat fiber: i heard that the salad strat is goated
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
doctor trying to get his adult gamer patient to eat fiber: i heard that the salad strat is goated
that’s all, folks!
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
that’s all, folks!
twenty centuries of stony sleep
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
twenty centuries of stony sleep
weather report? yeah thats a great name because i cant decide Whether to Report them to the. the uh (suddenly distant, as if recalling a past life) Jazz Police…
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
weather report? yeah thats a great name because i cant decide Whether to Report them to the. the uh (suddenly distant, as if recalling a past life) Jazz Police…
never really got “taking candy from a baby” until a toddler just walked by open-palm two-handing a fresh donut from the place i like
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
never really got “taking candy from a baby” until a toddler just walked by open-palm two-handing a fresh donut from the place i like