raisin bird
@bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social
minneapolis | bigger for the eggplants in the back
i think reports of “covid brainfog” are overblown. i for example have covid right now and was able to come up with a new theme song for green beans that i’ve just forgotten
February 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i think reports of “covid brainfog” are overblown. i for example have covid right now and was able to come up with a new theme song for green beans that i’ve just forgotten
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I couldn't decide which one I wanted so I asked for one with a transportation/vehicle theme and SFW so I could post it in my office... and it's beyond my wildest dreams
![Hand drawn flyer in white and black ink on green paper:
NEW FLANLAND #150 "SKY TRAIN"
8 PM EST 7 PM CST
FEEL GOOD MUSIC OF THE FUTURE
WFMU.ORG/SHEENA
[illustration of a human with a vertical hairstyle and a polka dotted body, wearing sunglasses and shiny black boots reading a book, and a caterpillar with an excited expression
Both are sitting on toadstools in front of rectangular train/plane windows. Puffy clouds, a rainbow, and stars are seen through the window]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r335dcuzq7ta2fmsb2gk4dgn/bafkreibvz62olwo5lpnxlpcoqte532gortuwqehbkmjr3f2bbtguvot2im@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I couldn't decide which one I wanted so I asked for one with a transportation/vehicle theme and SFW so I could post it in my office... and it's beyond my wildest dreams
serpentine fever dreams covering dozens of stories but every once in a while, someone references tutankhamun as a background character, as in “tutankhamun will be there”. the very last image of the dream was the marquee of a stand up comedy club reading: TONIGHT: TUTANKHAMUN
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
serpentine fever dreams covering dozens of stories but every once in a while, someone references tutankhamun as a background character, as in “tutankhamun will be there”. the very last image of the dream was the marquee of a stand up comedy club reading: TONIGHT: TUTANKHAMUN
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A pot calling a kettle anything at all would be a medical miracle
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
A pot calling a kettle anything at all would be a medical miracle
in the bathtub trying to sweat out a fever
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
in the bathtub trying to sweat out a fever
why did yorick think he was winning the race? because he was a head for a while
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
why did yorick think he was winning the race? because he was a head for a while
got pretty lost in a large nature reserve with improbably frequent trail signs that had historical information but no maps. orienteering toward my car using the sun and stopping every 100 feet to be like, ah, mastodon were once hunted here
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
got pretty lost in a large nature reserve with improbably frequent trail signs that had historical information but no maps. orienteering toward my car using the sun and stopping every 100 feet to be like, ah, mastodon were once hunted here
tried to explain chicago to billy. i dont think he even really gets minneapolis
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
tried to explain chicago to billy. i dont think he even really gets minneapolis
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there is a minor key version of the menards jingle that they play on halloween or after mass casualty events
September 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
there is a minor key version of the menards jingle that they play on halloween or after mass casualty events
I Love Jounalism
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I Love Jounalism
well they blew up axeman in minne last night
they blew up icehouse too
they blew up icehouse too
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
well they blew up axeman in minne last night
they blew up icehouse too
they blew up icehouse too
a koala but not its baby
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
a koala but not its baby
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get amazing art! help our students! ICE off earth!
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
get amazing art! help our students! ICE off earth!
get amazing art! help our students! ICE off earth!
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
get amazing art! help our students! ICE off earth!
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I'm fundraising for families at the mpls high school where I teach. We've been hit really hard by ICE activity & are doing grocery runs every day and working towards rent relief. If you want any original art of mine, here is a great way to get it: flanland.com/fundraiser
fundraiser
flanland.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I'm fundraising for families at the mpls high school where I teach. We've been hit really hard by ICE activity & are doing grocery runs every day and working towards rent relief. If you want any original art of mine, here is a great way to get it: flanland.com/fundraiser
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when i see an incredibly short-necked person at costco, i just think of her as one of gods creatures, and do not, for example, starting singing “where’s your neck at” to the tune of basement jaxx
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
when i see an incredibly short-necked person at costco, i just think of her as one of gods creatures, and do not, for example, starting singing “where’s your neck at” to the tune of basement jaxx
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weather report? yeah thats a great name because i cant decide Whether to Report them to the. the uh (suddenly distant, as if recalling a past life) Jazz Police…
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
weather report? yeah thats a great name because i cant decide Whether to Report them to the. the uh (suddenly distant, as if recalling a past life) Jazz Police…
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this honestly such a low bar for a hamburger
August 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
this honestly such a low bar for a hamburger
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Every beautiful thing in the universe is on loan from the museum of beauty
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Every beautiful thing in the universe is on loan from the museum of beauty
work hard play hard
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
work hard play hard
stress eating macarons
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
stress eating macarons