raisin bird
@bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social
poetry, minneapolis | i switched baristas
still thinking about the very bougie craft talk fundraiser where an author mentioned studying with percival everett and the crowd gasped then clapped
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
still thinking about the very bougie craft talk fundraiser where an author mentioned studying with percival everett and the crowd gasped then clapped
accidentally said “bless you” to someone who turned out to be tsk-tsking their phone
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
accidentally said “bless you” to someone who turned out to be tsk-tsking their phone
“a rolling stone gathers no moss”? simply one more thing i don’t give a fuck about
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“a rolling stone gathers no moss”? simply one more thing i don’t give a fuck about
took a 100% accidental dose of edibles and got really upset that novels are made up of scenes
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
took a 100% accidental dose of edibles and got really upset that novels are made up of scenes
you need to get your shit together man
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
you need to get your shit together man
don draper’s scorned lover whispering “you should go” in tears the night before the big TJ maxx pitch
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
don draper’s scorned lover whispering “you should go” in tears the night before the big TJ maxx pitch
computer enhance
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
computer enhance
ITS TUFF GUY FRIDAY
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ITS TUFF GUY FRIDAY
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
i thought it was cool in the michael
jackson movie trailer how they wrote down “mama say mama sa mama coosa” on a notecard so that he could remember it. thats all my questions answered
jackson movie trailer how they wrote down “mama say mama sa mama coosa” on a notecard so that he could remember it. thats all my questions answered
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i thought it was cool in the michael
jackson movie trailer how they wrote down “mama say mama sa mama coosa” on a notecard so that he could remember it. thats all my questions answered
jackson movie trailer how they wrote down “mama say mama sa mama coosa” on a notecard so that he could remember it. thats all my questions answered
billy looking so chic in these old photos im on the phone with vogue
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
billy looking so chic in these old photos im on the phone with vogue
writing “wayne is garthness leaving the body” on a piece of paper because i have a migraine and cant post
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
writing “wayne is garthness leaving the body” on a piece of paper because i have a migraine and cant post
a little bit of campus folk horror
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
a little bit of campus folk horror
just realized that ive been praising a movie as “small” for several years because i watched it on a plane
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
just realized that ive been praising a movie as “small” for several years because i watched it on a plane
struck with a desire to bring my cat to the voting booth so strong that i had to sit criss cross applesauce on the floor until it passed
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
struck with a desire to bring my cat to the voting booth so strong that i had to sit criss cross applesauce on the floor until it passed
just fyi i listened to some late period Sun Kil Moon out of morbid curiosity and its essentially “Trapped in the Closet” for adult fans of Modest Mouse
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
just fyi i listened to some late period Sun Kil Moon out of morbid curiosity and its essentially “Trapped in the Closet” for adult fans of Modest Mouse
maybe i would unplug my thumb-drive properly if you didnt make me pretend to throw it away??
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
maybe i would unplug my thumb-drive properly if you didnt make me pretend to throw it away??
check this shit out
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
check this shit out
this voyager record depiction if eating and drinking is so nasty. “tell the aliens we like to get down”
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this voyager record depiction if eating and drinking is so nasty. “tell the aliens we like to get down”
visiting my friends with a newborn and they keep talking about how they need to change him. “we’ve already changed him five times today” im like, you need to give him a chance to be who he is
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
visiting my friends with a newborn and they keep talking about how they need to change him. “we’ve already changed him five times today” im like, you need to give him a chance to be who he is
mail carrier is wearing an entire tiger outfit under their usps shirt: swag level 180 million
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mail carrier is wearing an entire tiger outfit under their usps shirt: swag level 180 million