Tim B
@timbler.bsky.social
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
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It is the year 2342. Above, a sky full of orbital debris; below, a world no longer capable of sustaining mammalian life. In Lausanne, lawyers for Ben Roberts-Smith tell the desiccated corpses of the World Chess Federation that His Honour Justice Besanko erred in not giving proper weight to
May 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
It is the year 2342. Above, a sky full of orbital debris; below, a world no longer capable of sustaining mammalian life. In Lausanne, lawyers for Ben Roberts-Smith tell the desiccated corpses of the World Chess Federation that His Honour Justice Besanko erred in not giving proper weight to
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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We must imagine Sisyphus creating a lot of value for shareholders
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
We must imagine Sisyphus creating a lot of value for shareholders
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only using x for my banking moving forward
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
only using x for my banking moving forward
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The scary moment when all the normal spoons are dirty & the weird spoons come out. “The kitchen’s gone Weird Spoons,” you whisper into the dark.
November 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
The scary moment when all the normal spoons are dirty & the weird spoons come out. “The kitchen’s gone Weird Spoons,” you whisper into the dark.
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Me: Was the posse made up of insane clowns or was the posse hunting an insane clown?
Doctor: I meant questions about your colonoscopy.
Doctor: I meant questions about your colonoscopy.
September 23, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Me: Was the posse made up of insane clowns or was the posse hunting an insane clown?
Doctor: I meant questions about your colonoscopy.
Doctor: I meant questions about your colonoscopy.
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The past few weeks prove this site has the legs as the prime location for early Twitter users who now have lower back pain, concerns about their retirement and the same burning urge to Post Through The Apocalypse.
July 25, 2024 at 6:49 AM
The past few weeks prove this site has the legs as the prime location for early Twitter users who now have lower back pain, concerns about their retirement and the same burning urge to Post Through The Apocalypse.
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If all of the countries in the world were one country that country would be the world's highest emitter
June 11, 2024 at 8:06 AM
If all of the countries in the world were one country that country would be the world's highest emitter
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this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me
March 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me
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this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory
March 16, 2024 at 1:03 AM
this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory
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A man with an impossible ovoid-steroidal body shape who drives 110 minutes each way to his job standing in the subway approaches you and plaintively asks if you've got any games on your phone.
March 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
A man with an impossible ovoid-steroidal body shape who drives 110 minutes each way to his job standing in the subway approaches you and plaintively asks if you've got any games on your phone.
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for those who've never seen the instant-classic ANZ meme
March 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
for those who've never seen the instant-classic ANZ meme
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Now to see how many friendship bracelets it takes to scale the walls of the MCG #TaylorSwift
February 16, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Now to see how many friendship bracelets it takes to scale the walls of the MCG #TaylorSwift
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Save time on housework by using the cleansing power of fire
February 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Save time on housework by using the cleansing power of fire
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Big pharma is trying to trick you into hating microplastics because they know if you replace all your cells with them you can become immortal and pure as god intended
July 21, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Big pharma is trying to trick you into hating microplastics because they know if you replace all your cells with them you can become immortal and pure as god intended
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Please tell me who made this.
February 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Please tell me who made this.
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*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
February 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
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Banksy up to their old tricks again, I see.
February 11, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Banksy up to their old tricks again, I see.